so...it all started in the KH family Forum game thread,Roxas(Roxas13) touched Lexaeus(Sorage55)'s Tomahawk(Sasha ) and went on a killing rampage, chasing down Roxas till he died, i, Demyx(me) was guarding Roxas at the crack when i didn't know that Lexaeus was coming through the woods, so Roxas went to hide in the Mansion, Lexaeus soon found him their, and thats where i knocked him out again with my sitar. So i took Lexaeus and put him on a pile of leaves,dipped his hand in a bowl of water and well...you know... so after that i dragged him to the Ice cream shop and left a bunch of Sea-salt ice cream sticks from the trash in front of him, thinking he fell asleep from eating Ice cream. But i forgot to wash my hands and i left a smudge on his Tomahawk.
This was what happened in a Private chat we had.
Me: Hey sorage (10:22pm)
Sorage55: hi(10:22pm)
Me: waddap?(10:22pm)
Sorage55: Making a sig for roxas#13(10:23pm)
Me: oooo(10:24pm)
Me: why, you were hunting him down D:(10:24pm)
Sorage55: I was? All I remember was a sudden pain and waking up in the ice cream parlor?(10:25pm)
Me: oh...right...(10:25pm)
Me: well i didn't touch your Tomahawk(10:25pm)
Sorage55: And who DID hit me?(10:25pm)
Me: ....um...(10:25pm)
Me: Saix(10:25pm)
Me: you went nuts and he bonked you on the head(10:25pm)
Me: *looks at Keybladers sig(10:26pm)
Me: WHAT(10:26pm)
Me: THE(10:26pm)
Me: FU-(10:26pm)
Me: quick question(10:26pm)
Sorage55: But saix wasn't anywhere around us when I was killing Roxas.(10:26pm)
Me: ...(10:26pm)
Sorage55: oh, you saw that?(10:26pm)
Sorage55: lol(10:26pm)
Me: ya, are you making them for eveeryone?!(10:26pm)
Sorage55: just the people that ask for one(10:27pm)
Me: and Saix randomly appeared D:(10:27pm)
Sorage55: <>_<>(10:27pm)
Sorage55: sure he did(10:27pm)
Me: why are you looking at me like that?(10:27pm)
Sorage55: *gets tomohawk*(10:27pm)
Me: i didn't hitchu, i was stringing my sitar!(10:27pm)
Me: *shows picture of stringing sitar*(10:28pm)
Sorage55: *walks closer* <>_<>(10:28pm)
Me: ...(10:28pm)
Me: Roxas called you an *sshole(10:28pm)
Sorage55: *starts to raise tomohawk* <>_<>(10:28pm)
Me: *plays recorded message and-aw screw it. FLEES*(10:29pm)
so...it all started in the KH family Forum game thread,Roxas(Roxas13) touched Lexaeus(Sorage55)'s Tomahawk(Sasha
) and went on a killing rampage, chasing down Roxas till he died, i, Demyx(me) was guarding Roxas at the crack when i didn't know that Lexaeus was coming through the woods, so Roxas went to hide in the Mansion, Lexaeus soon found him their, and thats where i knocked him out
againwith my sitar. So i took Lexaeus and put him on a pile of leaves,dipped his hand in a bowl of water and well...you know... so after that i dragged him to the Ice cream shop and left a bunch of Sea-salt ice cream sticks from the trash in front of him, thinking he fell asleep from eating Ice cream. But i forgot to wash my hands and i left a smudge on his Tomahawk.This was what happened in a Private chat we had.
Me: Hey sorage (10:22pm)
Sorage55: hi(10:22pm)
Me: waddap?(10:22pm)
Sorage55: Making a sig for roxas#13(10:23pm)
Me: oooo(10:24pm)
Me: why, you were hunting him down D:(10:24pm)
Sorage55: I was? All I remember was a sudden pain and waking up in the ice cream parlor?(10:25pm)
Me: oh...right...(10:25pm)
Me: well i didn't touch your Tomahawk(10:25pm)
Sorage55: And who DID hit me?(10:25pm)
Me: ....um...(10:25pm)
Me: Saix(10:25pm)
Me: you went nuts and he bonked you on the head(10:25pm)
Me: *looks at Keybladers sig(10:26pm)
Me: WHAT(10:26pm)
Me: THE(10:26pm)
Me: FU-(10:26pm)
Me: quick question(10:26pm)
Sorage55: But saix wasn't anywhere around us when I was killing Roxas.(10:26pm)
Me: ...(10:26pm)
Sorage55: oh, you saw that?(10:26pm)
Sorage55: lol(10:26pm)
Me: ya, are you making them for eveeryone?!(10:26pm)
Sorage55: just the people that ask for one(10:27pm)
Me: and Saix randomly appeared D:(10:27pm)
Sorage55: <>_<>(10:27pm)
Sorage55: sure he did(10:27pm)
Me: why are you looking at me like that?(10:27pm)
Sorage55: *gets tomohawk*(10:27pm)
Me: i didn't hitchu, i was stringing my sitar!(10:27pm)
Me: *shows picture of stringing sitar*(10:28pm)
Sorage55: *walks closer* <>_<>(10:28pm)
Me: ...(10:28pm)
Me: Roxas called you an *sshole(10:28pm)
Sorage55: *starts to raise tomohawk* <>_<>(10:28pm)
Me: *plays recorded message and-aw screw it. FLEES*(10:29pm)
Me: OMIGOD OMIGOD OMGID(10:29pm)
Me: *hides behind a building*(10:29pm)
Sorage55: "Sephiroth! Sick em'!" *Sephiroth flies outta nowhere and starts chasing Demyx*(10:30pm)
Me: OH MY GOD(10:30pm)
Me: *runs*(10:30pm)
Me: *loses sephiroth*(10:30pm)
Sorage55: *One Winged Angel starts playing*(10:30pm)
Me: if i recall...lexaeus couldn't summon him...(10:30pm)
Me: *starts panting*(10:30pm)
Sorage55: *Sephiroth appears behind Demyx*(10:30pm)
Me: ...(10:31pm)
Me: *takes sitar and bonks him on the head*(10:31pm)
Me: EAT IT BIATCH(10:31pm)
Sorage55: "I play by my own rules here."(10:31pm)
Me: *knocks sephy unconcious*(10:31pm)
Sorage55: *Dodges attack and gives a lash with sword*(10:31pm)
Me: ..(10:31pm)
Me: *puts sitar in way*(10:31pm)
Sorage55: WTF? *gets K.O'd(10:31pm)
Me: hehe(10:31pm)
Me: lets just go with that(10:31pm)
Sorage55: "W-w-what lvl ARE you?!"(10:32pm)
Me: ...(10:32pm)
Me: 100 o3o(10:32pm)
Sorage55: o_e(10:32pm)
Me: ...100...1 >
(10:32pm)
Sorage55: *Sephiroth kills himself(10:32pm)
Me: ON WAIT(10:32pm)
Me: ITS OVER 9000!!!(10:32pm)
Sorage55: o_e(10:32pm)
Me: hmm(10:33pm)
Me: if its over ninethousand...(10:33pm)
Me: *pulls string and a house is flooded with water*(10:33pm)
Me: ...THIS is awesome.(10:33pm)
Me: Oh Lexaeus~(10:33pm)
Me: Lexaeus...(10:35pm)
Me: LEXAEUS!!!(10:35pm)
Sorage55: Oh god...(10:35pm)
Me: *plays string and another house is flooded*(10:35pm)
Sorage55: *runs away*(10:35pm)
Me: DON'T MAKE ME PLAY THE RICKROLL!(10:35pm)
Me: THAT WILL DESTROY TWILIGHT TOWN!!!(10:35pm)
Sorage55: HOLY CRAP!(10:35pm)
Me: ...(10:35pm)
Me: COME HERE NAO!(10:35pm)
Sorage55: It will rick roll the universe!(10:35pm)
Me: i said come here nao!!!!(10:36pm)
Sorage55: *comes*(10:36pm)
Me: *slaps Lexaeus*(10:36pm)
Me: your my horse.(10:36pm)
Me: NOW BOW!(10:36pm)
Horse: *takes beating*(10:36pm)
Horse: *bows*(10:36pm)
Me: *sits on Lexaeus back indian style*(10:36pm)
Me: now go to station plaza(10:37pm)
Horse: "yessir..." *crawls to station*(10:37pm)
Me: This is SO going to be in a thread,(10:37pm)
Horse: Indian on indian, how nice(10:37pm)
Me: now say "Demyx rules, i am but a tiny pitiful speck to him"(10:38pm)
Horse: oh god...the PWN'D thread...
Pretty much after that, somehow Lexaeus killed me >_<
*Terminator voice* I'll be bawk T_T
ARE YOU NOT AMUSED?!