sora vs. chuck norris

Chuck Norris, all the way. Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyblade, the keybale needs Chuck Norris...

easily chuck norris, he could roundhouse kick sora straight to the realm of darkness

easily chuck norris, he could roundhouse kick sora straight to the realm of darkness

 

wat about if sephiroth and sora merge their powers together then wat? the universe would probably be distroyed . . .

no, Chuck Norris would just have a good laugh and roundhouse kick them a second time. For Chuck Norris doesn't play God...playing is for children.

i would say Chuck Norris because Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse Sora could never do that .

Chuck Norris wins all.

Please,an information,who's chuck norris?

Please,an information,who's chuck norris?

 

o..m..g how could u not know who he is?????:exclamation:

 

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Chuck_Norris

but I don't know him,could you just say who is he?

He's a rather famous American actor/American martial artist from some old television shows like, "Walker, Texas Ranger," and he is now even more famous by those "chuck norris facts," that people do such as, "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried." or also, "Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the firetruck down." and many other jokes.

 

the website where you can find all the jokes is : http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/

and 'roundhouse kicks' is something generally related to him as well.

Ok,thanks,here in my country this Chuck norris isn't so famous

i would say Chuck Norris because Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse Sora could never do that .

 

HA that one actually made me lol

Chuck Norris is very interesting to have some good jokes be originated from, basically all Chuck Norris jokes encycle around him being all powerful ,nothing able to beat or kill chuck norris. Such as this joke:

 

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

 

I belive the first Chuck Norris joke was:

 

Chuck Norris is the toughest man in the world.

 

Even on that website, there is a list of Chuck Norris's personal favorite jokes. Also merchandise and goodies are sold on there.

Chuck Norris,and Sora are even.

That is a lie! If Chuck Norris rounhouse kicks you and misses, the wind coming from the speed of the kick will shread your pancreas! Can Sora do that?

That is a lie! If Chuck Norris rounhouse kicks you and misses, the wind coming from the speed of the kick will shread your pancreas! Can Sora do that?

 

fine, chuck norris wins. but wat about chuck norris vs himself . . . the freaking world would end

I say Chuck Noris! He pwns!

fine, chuck norris wins. but wat about chuck norris vs himself . . . the freaking world would end

 

bahaha! That's funny! oh, picture this:

Chuck vs/ Sephy vs/ Sora vs/ Captain Falcon!

 

I think the universe would end O.O

I don't think this Chuck Norris is so much(sorry,no offense)

O_O you did not just say that! Fine, let me show you exhibit B!!!:

 

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Yes,I did,I don't see why is this Chuck Norris so much

Chuck Norris is basically God. We might be taking this too far, but its for the sake of every Chuck Norris joke ever! As in the vid I posted he is basically an angel, A GOD-LIKE ANGEL!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm well sora has a long keyblades..

then again, chuck norris can get his own long and hard keyblde fromt ehat viagra commercial...

chuck norris

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hell, Chuck Norris can make his OWN keyblade!

that was the point ;