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Firaga Sensei

Member Since 14 Dec 2011
Offline Last Active May 21 2017 12:11 AM

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REVIEW: "Tekken: The Motion Picture"

18 May 2017 - 02:16 AM

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Oh boy, another review! It's been so long since I've had the drive to do one of these. Well, except Donkey Kong Country of course because I obviously meant every word of that. For realsies.

 

Anyways: I'm a huge fan of Tekken, if I haven't made that clear before, and I'm all abuzz with anticipation now that Tekken 7 is coming out soon. Still working on getting that PS4 though. Because of that, I went back across Tekken content gone past and I decided to check out this little gem right here. I hadn't seen it beforehand and had only heard about it in passing and saw images of it online, so I was fairly optimistic... boy, was that wasted effort. Much like this movie as well.

 

I honestly don't know what I was thinking at the time. Much like other video game series, adapting Tekken from the consoles to the big screen has always resulted in mixed results. A total of four films have been released, and I had already seen two others beforehand, the first being the 2009 live action film and the 2011 "Blood Vengeance" tie-in to the second Tag game, and both were pretty much stinkers too (although the latter is still probably the best of the bunch by not by much). The only film that I haven't seen being the sequel to that live action one, but uh, not breaking my neck over seeing that. 

 

Back to this film: this was released in 1997 right before the release of Tekken 3 in order to promote the game, and possibly to cash in the success of the Street Fighter II movie released earlier under the simple name "TEKKEN" (later "Tekken: The Motion Picture for its English dub release by ADV and spoiler warning, the dub is cheesy and lame so I'm not going to go into detail about it. Imagine that, a 90s anime english dub being bad, what are the odds). It adapts the main story of the first game, but also shoves in a bunch of elements from the second game haphazardly.

 

For those who don't know, the basic story of the first Tekken game centers around the King of Iron Fist Tournament sponsored by the Mishima Zaibatsu where fighters compete in matches for a chance to defeat the Zaibatsu's leader Heihachi Mishima and earn a large sum of prize money. One of these fighters is Heihachi's son Kazuya who aims to take revenge on Heihachi for throwing him off a cliff at the age of give in order to test his strength. Sounds like it has potential to be a kickass thrill ride, right? Well sorry, but you get this instead.

 

Okay, without further ado: FIGHT!

 

Spoiler


We Are Number One (But It's Perfect)

17 May 2017 - 05:14 PM

 

YAAAAAS

 

Old memes don't die, they just adapt with the times.


1st Ever Image Macro

13 May 2017 - 08:10 PM

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Truly, a valued piece of internet history.


The REAL Reason To Celebrate May 9th

09 May 2017 - 06:53 PM

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Sorry not sorry Weed


WANNA SEE SOMETHING COOL

08 May 2017 - 06:09 PM

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What? I didn't lie to you. That's pretty cool.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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