Eterna
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Psh, i'd never take you away from the ladies completely, that would be utterly cruel!! -
Do not wait, live, but live knowing you are noticed.
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You took the path I set you upon, you finally embraced your destiny. I am so proud. This must be how Derek feels when I do laundry.
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I remember you being much more resistant to my uncalled for sexual advances. I'm not shocked though, I predicted this would occur.
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For but a moment, only to inevitably leave again with an explosion of glitter!
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Yes it's me, now open yourself and let my internet essence fill you!
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I never left! I've just been watching!
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You should have thrown them a deal sheet for a new mattress.
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Don't worry Roxsox, I never truly left. I will always be with you, watching over you. Watching your bum more specifically.
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It's been three years. They're dry now.
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What I have too......http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lznst67AL51qlb8pe.gif
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I bought them that damn dog for a reason!
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When I get a headache I take 2 or 3 asprins and keep away from children. Just like the bottle says.
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Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it back in.
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