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Member Since 29 Jun 2009
Offline Last Active Apr 07 2018 02:57 AM
been here for over 8 years now. Feels like this site has been around forever, but i only joined maybe a year after it started. weird. Updated 01 Sep · 0 comments

About Me



I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium, digital and smoke-free, a diversified multi-cultural post-modern deconstructionist, politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect.


I’ve been uplinked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech lowlife, a state-of-the-art bi-coastal multitasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.


I’m new wave, but I’m old school, and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warmhearted cool customer, voice-activated and biodegradable. I interface with my database, and my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive, and from time to time, I’m radioactive.


Behind the 8-ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, pushing the envelope. I’m on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed. I have no urge to binge and purge. I’m in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistics missionary. A street-wise smart bomb, a top-gun bottom-feeder.


I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing bigfoot slamdunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic, out of rehab and in denial. I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up, you can’t dumb me down, ’cause I’m tireless, and I’m wireless. I’m an alpha male on beta blockers.


I’m a non-believer and an overachiever, laid back, but fashion forward, up front, down home, low rent, high maintenance; super size, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last. I’m a hands-on, footloose, kneejerk headcase, prematurly post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate mail.


But I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing, a supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary caregiver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on a long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports. I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant.


I like tough love, and I use the F-word in my e-mails. I bought a microwave at a minimall, I bought a minivan at a megastore, I eat fast food in the slow lane. I’m tollfree, bite size, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes. A fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.


I’ve been pre-washed, precooked, preheated, pre-screened, pre-approved, postdated, freeze dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal, lean and mean, cocked, locked, and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride. Drivin’ and movin’, sailin’ and spinin’, jivin’ and groovin’, wailin’ and winnin’. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hardy, and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hangin’ in, there ain’t no doubt, and I’m hangin’ tough, over and out.

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  • Age 27 years old
  • Birthday December 7, 1990

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been here for over 8 years now. Feels like this site has been around forever, but i only joined maybe a year after it started. weird.
Sep 01 2017 11:46 PM


So if Lunafreya got pregnant, would she be considered Noct up?
Apr 17 2017 06:09 PM


I don't know any of you people
Feb 23 2017 01:31 AM
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    Philip Ellwell
    We don't know you, either, so we're even. :P
    Feb 23 2017 01:45 AM
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    Feb 23 2017 03:46 AM

Felicia NovitaParanoia

Hello there, I'm terribly sorry that I have just followed your IG after I see your picture here (you post it at post pic of yourself). I'm sorry If I didn't recognize your IG back then and you had been following me. And sure, I have followed you back. And also, I don't know that we haven't become friends here, so I add you here as friend! Felicia is here. Nice to meet you ;)
Oct 14 2016 09:08 PM
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    pff haha that's totally fine! I don't really expect people to follow me on stuff, but thank you!!
    Oct 15 2016 06:11 AM
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    Felicia Novita
    You are very welcome :)
    Oct 15 2016 07:27 AM


oh hey, last month marked my 7 year anniversary. Huh.
Jul 31 2016 06:09 PM
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    Taco Lea
    you're like a super veteran o:
    Jul 31 2016 06:37 PM
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    Trece the Xam ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)
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    Jul 31 2016 06:47 PM

Yessie MalteseParanoia

hello there. what's up? :)
Apr 20 2016 02:03 AM


工 レo√乇 ℒℯ ℯpiк ℳℰℳℰs
Feb 20 2016 06:48 PM


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Jan 15 2016 10:59 PM


woah, nice to see you're back! I was Gunmetal if you didn't know this username.
Oct 07 2015 01:31 PM
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    Haha heyyy!!! I'm always back for a while then disappear again xD
    Oct 07 2015 09:12 PM


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Aug 04 2015 03:58 PM
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