Oh, I didn't see you there cliché

 

As you may have heard Final Fantasy XV got delayed two months

 

So instead of handling it like adults here's a topic to lament over this tragic loss from which there will be no recovery

 

Everyone is welcome

 

Except bots

 

Bots killed my family

Kill the bots and avenge your family. I'll join you.

*starts drowning sorrows in Coca-Cola*

That's another two months of waiting for a game and a movie.

*drinks*

 

They think they can just win us over by uploading the beginning of the movie and thirty minutes of gameplay

 

You know what I'm gonna do, Duck?

Na, that won't win me over. Silly Square.

 

I don't know, invade Japan?

*Walks in suddenly*

*gives Jack some Coke*

Drink up bud and drown your sorrows

I'm gonna cancel my ultimate collector's deluxe special edition preorder

 

That'll show them

 

Phil Jack why must you sing florence and the machine whyyyyy

Apparently some people have already done that

Square must be lamenting themselves from that loss

Yeeeaaah take THAT, square!

 

It's not like they have a waiting list with hundreds of people that want to buy those

 

*drinks*

 

What if the world ends in October?

 

Instead of dying saying we had FFXV for a month we'll be destroyed thinking "still one month to go"

If the world ends in October, let it at least be after the 20th, my birthday. That way I can proudly say that I turned 19.

They'll put "he was 19 but still never got to play FFXV" on your grave

 

I'll pay them extra to do it

 

*drinks*

 

Duck I'm out of kool-aid

 

Also kool-aid doesn't taste as good as capri suns

That actually sounds like a cool thing to have on my tombstone. Makes things more depressing.

 

*buys caprisuns*

Here ya go.

The more depressing the better

 

Thank you, Duck

 

*pours caprisun in the flask, drinks*

 

Duck you know what time it is?

 

I swear if you say high noon

*drinks diet Dr. Pepper and lip synchs*

 

 

 

IT'S HIGH NOON.

*Sings "It's Five o' Clock Somewhere"*

QUOTA

 

DARN YOU MCREE

 

This is why I drink

 

*drinks*

 

No, it's time to mourn what has been lost forever

 

Would you like some Freedom Fries with that?

Ugh I remember the good old days

 

 

*drinks*

Such a shame

*starts drinking water*

Can't even be bothered for any other drink now.

R.I.P.

 

Lol, I remember that.

And now the dream is dead

 

Final Fantasy XV has been cancelled like Versus XIII

Damn it Square

Well it's not like it was KH3. That would be pretty bad as well

Don't worry that game will be delayed as well

 

*drinks*

 

G'nite

 

*passes out at the counter*

Nite

Damn it Square

All these delays

And we still can't get the game