Firaga 5,947 Posted June 7, 2016 (edited) I don't know if there's already a similar game on this part of the forums, but hey, this is now the most relevant one, so there. Now, for those who don't know: a monkey's paw refers to the object from the short story of the same name. In the story, the person who get the monkey's paw is allowed three wishes, but he soon realizes he have to pay a price for these wishes as punishment for messing with fate. i.e. asking for money to pay a bill only for that money to come from an insurance payment after somebody close to him dies. To play this game is simple: First, I'll make a wish for something, and the next player will grant the wish but give me some kind of bad twist to it, while still granting the wish as I laid it out. I'm sure we'll have a lot of fun screwing each other over. Here's an example: Wish: I wish for Kingdom Hearts III to be released soon. Result: It releases the next day, but it plays like Sonic '06. Now you try. I'll start you off with another wish: I wish that I had my own private island. Edited June 7, 2016 by Firaga Sensei Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moochieh32 676 Posted June 7, 2016 (edited) "Firaga Sensei now owns his own island, which the whole entire surface is made up of legos." I wish I had a pet dragon. Edited June 7, 2016 by Moochieh32 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philip Ellwell 5,487 Posted June 7, 2016 you have one, but it eats you in under ten minutes I wish I didn't have debt 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MythrilMagician 6,963 Posted June 7, 2016 You're debt is cleared but you lose all of your possesions I wish for world peace 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GotMilk5101520 573 Posted June 7, 2016 Then Donald Trump becomes president and starts World War 3 I wish no one dies in Fairy Tail 3 MythrilMagician, Trece the Xam ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) and Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sendou Aichi 2,356 Posted June 7, 2016 No one dies in Fairy Tail, but as a result, it is cancelled. I wish the members reach new record in Avoid The Moderators. 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted June 7, 2016 The record is reached, but then the Mods decide to pull the ultimate troll and close the thread entirely. I wish that I could go to Japan and host an exclusive interview with Tetsuya Nomura. 1 MythrilMagician reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trece the Xam ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) 3,859 Posted June 9, 2016 (edited) But you can't communicate with him through the interview. I wish Felixx had a banhammering quota. Edited June 10, 2016 by XamtehwtMCTrece( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) 1 Felixx reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sendou Aichi 2,356 Posted June 10, 2016 Felixx got a quota, but in an attempt to reach it, he bans only you, more often. I wish Felixx was loyal 1 Felixx reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Felixx 6,646 Posted June 10, 2016 Felixx is loyal, after he banned Shun. I wish I had a devil fruit power Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MythrilMagician 6,963 Posted June 10, 2016 Granted, but it's the Human-Human Fruit. And yes, the human model, not the Buddah model. I wish for more wishes. 1 Felixx reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sendou Aichi 2,356 Posted June 10, 2016 You get more wishes, but other people get them granted, while you still get the drawbacks. I wish Shun from YGO Arc-V would be the main character, not Yuya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MythrilMagician 6,963 Posted June 10, 2016 Granted, but Yuya kills him in the first episode. I wish for nothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sendou Aichi 2,356 Posted June 10, 2016 You wish for nothing. Nothing ever happens around you. I wish for a rank 12 RaidRaptor monster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trece the Xam ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) 3,859 Posted June 10, 2016 (edited) Wish granted, but you can't own them and they can eat you I wish quota could die Edited June 10, 2016 by XamtehwtMCTrece( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Felixx 6,646 Posted June 10, 2016 Quota dies, but since you're Quota you die too. I wish I had a cake hat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sendou Aichi 2,356 Posted June 10, 2016 You have a cake hat, resulting in animals eating you to eat the cake. I wish that the top-tier decks in YGO will get a nerf, resulting in them becoming mid-tier.. 1 Felixx reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted June 11, 2016 The decks of nerfed, but then all the low-tier cards become severely overpowered and it breaks the entire game's balance. I wish that I had the power to read minds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trece the Xam ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) 3,859 Posted June 11, 2016 wish granted, but you can only read your own one I wish Nodafone was actually good at making phones Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MythrilMagician 6,963 Posted June 20, 2016 Vodafone starts making good phones, but only after getting a monopoly in both the mobile service provider and smartphone markets, leaving people with no alternatives. I wish Australia didn't have so many ridiculous taxes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sendou Aichi 2,356 Posted June 20, 2016 Australia doesn't have so many taxes, but in order to acheive that, kangaroos take over the government. I wish JACK ATLAS' name will be always typed in ALL CAPS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites