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[Think Pink]

Hanna M***** says: oh, btw, what's our science homework?
Amber Alexis Stone says: um.. the prefixes and suffixes worksheet and the metric system one.
Hanna M*****: k thx.. hey what are the answers to 1-15 on the first one and 1-20 on the second?
Amber Alexis Stone says: copycat xD those are all of the questions xD
Hanna M*****: I'll pay you..
Amber Alexis Stone says: IN WHAT?
Hanna M*****: CHOCOLATE, F*CK YAH!
Amber Alexis Stone says: is it Hersheys? o.o
Hanna M*****: Breyers. It's ICE CREAM ;D
Amber Alexis Stone says: DEALS OFF YOU LIAH
Hanna M*****: raep 8D?
Amber Alexis Stone says: DEALS ON YOU LIAH ;3
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Me: I <3 those 'xD' things..(6:53pm)
Me: XD(6:53pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: I do too~(6:54pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: they're so(6:54pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: XD-ish(6:54pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: /shotdead(6:54pm)
Me: Don't kill the XDs, DemDem >:[(6:54pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: (6:55pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: DemDems ish sorry(6:55pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: (XDDDD)(6:55pm)
Me: D:(6:55pm)
Me: YOU KILLED IT!(6:55pm)
Me: ;;(6:55pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: XDDDDDDDD(6:55pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: XDDDDDDDDDD(6:56pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: XDDDDDDDD(6:56pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: XDDDDDD(6:56pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: ohohohoho >3

[JesusFreak]

Me: HIYA >:] (6:10pm)
abbleapple3: hi... (6:12pm)
Me: FLYING PINK COWS WITH YELLOW POLKADOTS. F*ck yeah, bitch(6:12pm)
abbleapple3: what?(6:12pm)
Me: ARE YOU BLIND DAMMIT!? FLYING PINK COWS WITH YELLOW POLKADOTS! CAN'T YOU EFFIN SEE 'EM!?(6:14pm)
abbleapple3: are you a pedophile?(6:15pm)
Me: YUS >:](6:15pm)
abbleapple3: seriously youre freaking me out(6:19pm)
Me: I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU(6:20pm)
Me: It starts with a 'p' and ends with 'orn'(6:20pm)
abbleapple3: ill go get my mom(6:22pm)
Me: You do that, hun ;D Me and my popcorn'll be waiting /shot(6:24pm)
abbleapple3: you shot me?(6:26)
Me: I wanted to take you with me to Columbia without you putting up TOO much of a fight..(6:26pm)
-ABBLEAPPLE3 HAS LOGGED OUT AT 6:27PM-

Epic.
God, I laughed so hard at that. xD

[Think Pink]

Me: (how do you know that I didn't pretend to be Lexi in my own profile and then hack hers? o.o)(4:58pm)
heartless101: yah(4:59pm)
heartless101: wait what?(4:59pm)
Me: So am I RoxSox or Lexi?(5:01pm)
Me: Did Lexi hack me, or did I hack her?(5:01pm)
Me: Or did we hack each other at the same time?(5:01pm)
Me: o.o(5:02pm)
heartless101: IDK lol(5:02pm)
heartless101: owo(5:02pm)
Me: FIGURE IT OUT D8<
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looooooool XD
Which was it, people? :'D

[Space Cowboy]

Me: Hey.(6:23pm)
Me: Hello?(7:01pm)
Me: HELLO(7:01pm)
Me: HELLO?(7:01pm)
Me: YOU THERE?(7:01pm)
Me: HELLO?(7:01pm)
Me: KNOCK KNOCK(7:02pm)
Me: HELLO?(7:04pm)
Me: ARE YOU THERE(7:04pm)
Me: HELLO(7:04pm)
Me: HELLO?(7:04pm)
Me: ARE YOU THERE?(7:04pm)
Me: HELLO?(7:05pm)
Me: YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, YOU'RE STILL ONLINE(7:05pm)
Me: ANSWER ME(7:05pm)
Me: ANSWER ME NOW(7:07pm)
Me: BEFORE I GET ANGRY(7:07pm)
Me: I'M GETTING ANGRY(7:07pm)
Me: VERY ANGRY(7:07pm)
Me: DON'T HIDE FROM ME(7:07pm)
Me: BE A MAN(7:07pm)

[EpiXauce]

Omegle:

You: Hey.
Stranger: i wanna see some tits.
You: Oh firetruck.
You have disconnected.

[RoxSoxKH]

Me: Why is it that I feel as if I'm in the presence of a master?(10:29am)
Me: -Bows before you-(10:29am)
Me: Oh, Lord of Trolls! Bless me with thy wit and strength of mind so I can go about with my duties without the guilt of carrying a false title!(10:31am)
Me: I offer thee, this sacrifice...(10:31am)
Me: -Lies a newb down upon a large slab of stone-(10:31am)
Me: Do with him as you wish.(10:31am)
Me: Forever purge his foul use of grammar and necroposts.(10:32am)
Me: Or show mercy, and let him off with but a few verbal scars.(10:32am)
Me: IT IS YOUR CHOICE, OH MIGHTY GOD OF THE UNDER-BRIDGE REALM.(10:33am)
Me: I am unworthy of being in such holy company.(10:34am)
Me: So I now digress...(10:34am)
Me: FAREWELL, MY LORD.

I'll leave it to your imagination to guess who I was talking to.

[Luzzekatt]

RoxSox, I seriously love you xD

Mieziemies: oh, I see, does the lady mind a cup of tea?
Me: Not at all, I'd love to have some tea if it isn't too much trouble for mylady?
Mieziemies: on the contrary, I just made some for myself, I would love to share~
Me: How kind of you ^^
Mieziemies: *hands tea* I hope you will enjoy it
Me: *Takes the cup* Oh .. if it's by mylady, I'm sure I will.
Mieziemies: *takes a sip myself*
Me: *smiles and does the same*

DON'T ASK!
This is how the convo started ._.

[Protoman]

-?? says:
owo
should I write?
Zero says:
Writewhat?
-?? says:
idk
ideas
now
Zero says:
Now?
-?? says:
NOWWW
Zero says:
I HAVE NONE D;
-?? says:
JUST SHOOT
Zero says:
.... DOUGHNUTS
-?? says:
**** NO

[Madotsuki]

Stranger: hi
You: hai
Stranger: horny?
You: liek totally
Stranger: SO how do you get off?
You: Oh it's quite simple really
You: all I do is
You have disconnected.

Stranger: i firetrucked my housemaid today
Stranger: aaaahhhh
Stranger: i m so happy
You: omfg
You: You too?
Stranger: atlastttttt
You: 8D
Stranger: did u???
You: totally~!!11111one!!!one!!!eleven
Stranger: she is soooooo sexyyyy
Stranger: uhmmmmm
Stranger: so u from???
You: Your closet
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: haitharbitch
You have disconnected.

Yes, I am aware that I am a terrible troll.

You: AWW SHIT
Stranger: .Hey ok so I'm male 17 and I'm on a long road trip and I'm really bored..please help me out and text me so I won't Be so bored!
You: GET YO TOWELS READY
You: BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN
You: EVERYBODY IN THE PLACE HIT THE firetruckING DECK
You: BUT STAY ON YO MOTHERfiretruckING TOES
You: WE RUNNING THIS, LETS' GO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dammit...they always disconnect before I can get to the chorus. :c

[EpiXauce]

My friend tagged herself and some friends as wolves on FaceBook and this conversation started:


Tristan Myers: LoL I'm a freaking unicorn wolf. FEAR ME


Talia Crawford: O_o


Tristan Myers: I should be a flying wolf


Tristan Myers: AH BUHLEEV AH KIN FLAH


Talia Crawford: its just a wolf with long head hair XD


Tristan Myers: How dare you insult flying wolves

[Madotsuki]

~Becky~ says:
I dunno what it is

DemDem? says:
It's a cat
that eats spaghetti 8D
in a helium balloon
with Justin Bieber

[rho]

Stranger: hi
You: Did you know that Bill Nye invented the condom?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[SuperPunk]

Robert: Hey did you guys hear about that girl who was forced to change her name and live with ******?
Saul: I wouldn't change my name for NOBODY.
Melanie: But you did.
Melanie: It's Ramirez now. ._.

Robert logged off.

Saul: ...

Robert logged on.

Robert: HAHA Sorry I had to leave because I was LMAO'ing and my ass fell off. XD
Melanie: ._.
Robert: Dude you got pwned by your sister!!! XD
Saul: STFU Robert.

You logged off.

[Think Pink]

Robert: Hey did you guys hear about that girl who was forced to change her name and live with ******?
Saul: I wouldn't change my name for NOBODY.
Melanie: But you did.
Melanie: It's Ramirez now. ._.

Robert logged off.

Saul: ...

Robert logged on.

Robert: HAHA Sorry I had to leave because I was LMAO'ing and my ass fell off. XD
Melanie: ._.
Robert: Dude you got pwned by your sister!!! XD
Saul: STFU Robert.

You logged off.

WTF? x3
That's like a squirrel burning cell phones he found in some water bottle on a park grill and chanting whowaawaa while he burns the souls of the cell phoners because clearly they are cell phoneys because squirrels with squaids just know these things.
...
I'm tired

[Space Cowboy]

DigiMoon93: rawr
DigiMoon93: and stuff
Me: Holy shit, I swear your IM just gave me a heart attack. I was staring at my computer screen for a good minute, and blam. The noise made me spill my applesauce.
DigiMoon93: yeah it does that to me too
DigiMoon93: =D
DigiMoon93: the noise is the worst isnt it? expecailly when you're on full volume and dont realize you have headphones on
Me: I get scared easily >_>
Me: YEHA
Me: *YEAH
Me: I have my speakers all the way up
Me: lol
DigiMoon93: heh im not normally jumpy; it's just THAT PARTICULAR NOISE is just too disturbing
Me: It sounds like a frog having a stroke

[RoxSoxKH]

-Ventus-: yes.(1:42pm)
Me: Dont make me send a magic panda after you to firetruck your shit up.(1:42pm)
-Ventus-: I know.(1:42pm)
Me: Oh you pushing it...



Taking things out of context is fun.

[EpiXauce]

Heh, my friends at school who always use inproper grammar and think it's 'hip', I'm always capable of trolling them. But they don't even get it because they're too stupid to realize that THEY'VE BEEN TROLLED. Oh, and this is on FaceBook btw.

[spoiler]Baily Douglas: ulc its tristan

Tristan Myers: ?^

...

I apologize to all the people watching this chat but...
I have no other choice.

IMMA FIRUHN MAH LAZORZ 8]

Baily Douglas: dork

Tristan Myers: You've been trolled you've been trolled you have probably been told "don't reply to this guy, he is just getting a rise out of you," yes its true you respond and thats his cue to start trouble on the double. Youve been trolled youve been trolled you should probably just fold when the only winning move is not to play! And yet you keep on trying, mindlessly replying, youve been trolled, youve been trolled, have a nice day!?

Tristan Myers: ?8]

Baily Douglas: omg you retard

Tristan Myers: Obviously you're too dumb to get the joke, so I'll just stop trying.

HAVE A NICE DAY :]

Baily Douglas: watever if u call me dumb again ima go to ur house and beat u down

Tristan Myers: Heh... the funny thing is, I moved. You don't know where I live.

And I repeat: HAVE A NICE DAY :]

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The only thing that would make trolling people at my school better would be if they actually understood the joke.

[RoxSoxKH]

DigiMoon93: MY COMPUTER IS A SLUUUUUUT(4:54pm)
Me: I'd still tap that shit.

[Yuzuki]

Me: Do you want Chocolate on top?
DemyxLovesCookies: Yesh please :3
Me: Well TOO bad! We don't have any chocolate.
DemyxLovesCookies: Nuuuuu---
DemyxLovesCookies: *explodes*
DemyxLovesCookies: lol XD

[rho]

Talking to this very stupid fat cheerleader I know.

She randomly starts it off like this..
Her: friend
Me: shouldn't you be off riding your dyke bike to the klondike bar?
Her: wtf
Her: cock sucker
Me: cool story bro
Her: im not a guy
Me: lies
-she signs off-