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[ObsidianEagle]

xD lol

You didn't finish the chat! xD

Koolkingdom1: /i'll be your guitar geek (1:22pm)
Me: but you're not a geek (1:23pm)
Me: I know!(1:23pm)
Me: Your my kool fluffle!(1:23pm)
Me: (1:23pm)
Koolkingdom1: /guitar... plushie? lol(1:23pm)
Koolkingdom1: /ooh, kool fluffle, i like(1:23pm)
Me: NUUU. KOOL FLUFFLE. ;D(1:23pm)
Koolkingdom1: kool fluffle ist nicht schlect

Don't forget inbetween our 2:

butterflylexi: lol(6:20pm)
butterflylexi: sorry, my computer started acting up xD(6:20pm)
Me: i've already posted it rofl(6:21pm)
butterflylexi: xD(6:21pm)
butterflylexi: *huggles* I have to think of a name now..(6:21pm)
Me: lol(6:21pm)
butterflylexi: VenRox is my Teddy Bear, RoxSox is my Roxas Plushie, Stardust is my Ruffle Puppy. Now I have to think of one for you... xD

and after :
Me: /kool fluffle ist nicht langwielig...(6:24pm)
Me: kool fluffle ist gut (6:24pm)
butterflylexi: So what's up? xD

i could keep going, but the rest really isn't that interesting

[Think Pink]

Koolkingdom1: You rule the world. You rule all. You're awesome. Everyone should bow down to you
Me: ^ You speak truth

[RoxSoxKH]

Hinako_U.: KOKO HAS DECIDED(11:53pm)
Hinako_U.: SHE IS GOING TO WRITE(11:53pm)
Hinako_U.: A LOVE TRIANGLE KIND OF STORY(11:53pm)
Hinako_U.: Riku/Namine/Sora(11:54pm)
Hinako_U.: /shot(11:54pm)
Me: Riku and Sora fighting over Namine?(11:55pm)
Me: Or Namine fighting to get between Sora and Riku?(11:55pm)
Me: o.o(11:55pm)
Me: Either way...(11:55pm)
Me: I smell a threesome 8D

[ObsidianEagle]

Koolkingdom1: You rule the world. You rule all. You're awesome. Everyone should bow down to you
Me: ^ You speak truth

Liar!!!

[Tsunamo]

JayJay�says:
Ohai. :3
Bailey says:
Hai.
JayJay�says:
'sup?
Bailey says:
Trying to figure out why my iPod stand I ordered is taking 4 weeks to arrive. :L
JayJay�says:
Where'd you order it from?
Bailey says:
GizFever.com
It comes from Hong Kong, but I didn't know that till after I ordered it. [facepalm]
JayJay�says:
Naw, that sucks. D:
But yeah, Honk Kong are bishs for stuff like that
l3ailey says:
Indeed
JayJay�says:
The products hardly ever work and are a lie, just like the cake. >_>
l3ailey says:
lol
JayJay�says:
Seriously though, you should try and get your money back if they don't send it
l3ailey says:
I will. Don't you worry. *evil*
JayJay�says:
What're you gonna do, fly over the Hong Kong and kill them?
..........Bailey?

Bailey didn't reply to me after that.

[EpiXauce]

Me: So.(12:09pm)
Me: -Lazors your ass-(12:10pm)
Blazer: -reflects with titanium alloy-(12:21pm)
Blazer: betch >:3(12:21pm)
Me: LAZOR CAT LAZORZ CANNOT BE REFLECTED(12:22pm)
Me: D8<(12:22pm)
Blazer: fine(12:24pm)
Blazer: -holds cat hostage-(12:24pm)
Blazer: -uses it as body to take the lazer-(12:24pm)
Blazer: l#(12:24pm)
Me: D8(12:24pm)
Me: -Cat turns into lazor cat-(12:24pm)
Me: You see, my boy...(12:25pm)
Me: When cats get hit by lazorz, the lazors take over their bodies...(12:25pm)
Blazer: o~o(12:25pm)
Blazer: LET ME JOIN YOU(12:25pm)
Blazer: D:(12:25pm)
Me: NO.(12:25pm)
Blazer: WHY NOT(12:25pm)
Blazer: Q ~ Q'(12:25pm)
Me: Because the lazor cats don't want you.(12:26pm)
Me: I am their leader.(12:26pm)
Me: >:](12:26pm)
Blazer: no(12:26pm)
Blazer: the lazor is YOUR leader(12:26pm)
Blazer: yeah..think 'bout that..(12:26pm)
Me: D8...(12:27pm)
Me: LAZOR HIM(12:27pm)
Me: -Lazor cats lazor you-(12:27pm)
Blazer: NEVAH!(12:27pm)
Blazer: -draws Lazersabor-(12:27pm)
Blazer: -block-(12:27pm)
Blazer: :3(12:27pm)
Me: NO!(12:27pm)
Me: Then i have no choice...(12:27pm)
Blazer: -fires lazor at cat-(12:28pm)
Blazer: -cat blows up-(12:28pm)
Me: but to...(12:28pm)
Blazer: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA 8D(12:28pm)
Me: Summon...(12:28pm)
Blazer: what..?(12:28pm)
Me: THE ULTIMATE LAZOR CAT!(12:28pm)
Blazer: who..?(12:28pm)
Me: -Lazor cat bigger than mount Fuji walks into arena-(12:28pm)
Blazer: -draws Lazorsabor-(12:28pm)
Blazer: ROAR!(12:28pm)
Blazer: -cuts his pinky off-(12:29pm)
Blazer: :3e(12:29pm)
Blazer: :3*(12:29pm)
Me: -Grows new one with lazorz-(12:29pm)
Blazer: o~o(12:29pm)
Blazer: I SURRENDER(12:29pm)
Blazer: I WILL JOIN YOU..(12:29pm)
Me: NEVAR.(12:30pm)
Blazer: WHY NOT?(12:30pm)
Me: -It lazors your head off-(12:30pm)
Blazer: I TRY SURRENDERING,AND YOU DONT LET ME(12:30pm)
Me: THATS WHY(12:30pm)
Blazer: I FIGHT BACK,AND(12:30pm)
Blazer: -grows new one-(12:30pm)
Blazer: IT HURT MY FEELINGS..(12:30pm)
Blazer: Q ~ Q'(12:30pm)
Me: NO(12:30pm)
Me: D8(12:30pm)
Blazer: I'm sorry,Hellfire..(12:30pm)
Blazer: but if i must..(12:31pm)
Blazer: -gets out phone and dials a number-(12:31pm)
Blazer: hey,Justin,ger over here.(12:31pm)
Blazer: i will..(12:31pm)
Blazer: JUSTIN,GET OVER HERE(12:31pm)
Me: NO...(12:31pm)
Blazer: AND SING YOUR SONG "BABY".(12:31pm)
Me: NO.... NOT HIM...(12:31pm)
Me: D8(12:31pm)
Blazer: YES...(12:31pm)
Me: NO~!!!!!(12:32pm)
Blazer: YES!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!(12:32pm)
Blazer: 8D(12:32pm)
Blazer: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA(12:32pm)
Blazer: YES!!!YES!!!
SU(12:32pm)
Blazer: SURRENDER YOUR LAZOR CATS TO ME(12:32pm)
Blazer: OR I WILL MAKE HIM SING!!!(12:33pm)
Blazer: >8D(12:33pm)
Me: NO GET HIM AWAYYY(12:33pm)
Blazer: SURRENDER!!!!(12:33pm)
Me: PLEASE(12:33pm)
Me: I BEG YOU(12:33pm)
Me: GIVE ME MERCY(12:33pm)

[Think Pink]

@Koolkingdom1
You know it's true ;D

Mariam says: Mrs Whitless is evil >=[
Amber Alexis says: Nickname stealer xD
Mariam says: Nuh uhh
Amber Alexis says: Yuh huh
Mariam says: Fine, but I said it was good

~ ~ ~

Amber Alexis says: That'd be nice... a big... fluffy... orange... cat...
Mariam says: wtf?
Amber Alexis says: Idk xD

~ ~ ~

Bailey says: What about a big blue one with little Beyonce decorations on the side and wings?
Amber Alexis says: -_-' Nu. How childish is that?
Amber Alexis says: No, it has to be big. And red. With polka dots. And stripes. And socks. Lots of socks... yus...
Bailey says: Waaaaaat? xD Socks?
Amber Alexis says: I'm IMing someone else on KH13 xD It made me think of soxs... I mean socks xD

^ I was IMing RoxSox at the same time we wrote this xD

~ ~ ~
truex-blade: yeah but i still want to wear it

For some reason, this amused me... xD

[VENROXAS]

Me: noo cookies for dem dem(5:54pm)
Me: cuz i took them alll(5:55pm)
Me: hahha *evil augh(5:55pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: NUUUUUUUUUUUU(5:55pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: *cries in the Emo Corner*(5:55pm)
Me: well i'll giove them back only if you stop taking other people cookies(5:56pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: >:< nuuu(5:57pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: I'll nevar stop stealing the cookies(5:57pm)
Me: O_O(5:58pm)
Me: then thanx for al these cookies(5:58pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: Nuu(5:58pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: I stole the ones you stole from me(5:58pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: so now I have all the cookies(5:58pm)
Me: XD(5:58pm)
Me: nuuuuuu(5:59pm)
Me: i need an anti dem dem safe(5:59pm)
DemyxLovesCookies:

(5:59pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: GOOD DAY SIR. > : |(5:59pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: and I stole the Anti-DemDem safe too(5:59pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: >:3(6:00pm)
Me: O_
O(6:00pm)
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(6:00pm)
Me: WHY(6:00pm)
Me: WHY DEM DEM WHY DID YOU DO IT(6:05pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: I DID IT(6:08pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: FOR THE COOKIES(6:08pm)
DemyxLovesCookies: *explodes*(6:09pm)
Me: XD(6:09pm)
EPICNESS

[Space Cowboy]

Person on Facebook: Dude, you've gotten in a lot of trouble lately on KH13. Whats your warning level?
Sora King: You want to know my warning level? ITS OVER 9000!
Person on Facebook: Damn memes.

[Think Pink]

Wierdest Facebook conversation EVER below xD
I missed school today 'cause I'm sick, and one of my teachers was on the same time I was xD yes, I edited parts, 'cause I'm not gonna let y'all grow up to be stalkers xD Actually, I didn't copy and paste, so this is copy and pasted from where I wrote it in an e-mail xD

Sarah P******: Lexi
Amber Alexis: Hi Mrs. P******
Sarah P******: You know that there's school today, honey. You can get in a lot of trouble for skipping.
Amber Alexis: Oh xD Um, I'm not skipping. I got sick this morning. My mom called in to the office.
Sarah P******: You can't have your parents lying for you all the time, Lexi. It's against your Christian faith.
Amber Alexis: I'm not lying. I seriously am sick.
Sarah P******: Why are you on Facebook?
Amber Alexis: My mom's picking up the twins from school, and I'm stuck on BBS and can barely work a PSP, so I decided to try the computer...
Sarah P******: Your mom doesn't know your on?
Amber Alexis: She never said I couldn't be on
Sarah P******: Lying isn't good for you, Lexi. It becomes a very bad habit. And what about this gang?
Amber Alexis: I promise, I'm NOT lying to you, Mrs. P******. What gang?
Sarah P******: Getting into gangs like that won't ever help you in life. It's just a temporary fix that will end up costing you.
Amber Alexis: I'm not in a gang or anything. If Tyler or Kyle told you something, then you know they're just joking. I'm not part of any gang.
Sarah P******: You just said so yourself. "BBS"
Amber Alexis: That's the nickname of a video game. It's called Birth by Sleep.
Sarah P******: Mmmhmm. I really don't want to have to get you or your supposed "friends" in this gang in trouble, but, Lexi, it's illegal.
Amber Alexis: I PROMISE, it's NOT a gang. It's a video game!
Sarah P******: You don't like video games.
Amber Alexis: This is the only series I like. The Kingdom Hearts games.
Sarah P******: Lying really isn't good for you. You can just leave them--just report them and you'll be in no trouble at all.
Amber Alexis: I'm not in a gang, Mrs. P******! It's the name of a video game! You can Google it or something.
Sarah P******: I can check the state website for gangs.
Amber Alexis: What would the state know about video games?
~ Like, ten minutes later she comes back xD ~
Sarah P******: You can just leave it. We'll all pray for you.
Amber Alexis: Wait, what? I'm not part of a gang! I don't want to BE part of one!
Sarah P******: According to the state's site, there is a gang in the ******* County area with the nickname "BBS".
Amber Alexis: But look it up on Google! It's also a video game!
Sarah P******: I've never heard of this Kingdom of Hearts series.
Amber Alexis: There's no 'of', it's just Kingdom Hearts. I PROMISE I'm not part of a gang! I didn't even know there was one with the nickname BBS!

A half hour later she STILL didn't believe me xD

[JesusFreak]

^^^ Hahahhaha I laughed so hard at that. xD
You should have gave her a link to the BBS website or something. xD


One of my FB chats with my best friend...We're pretty random.. Just warning you guys. lol

Angela
hi

lol

nvm

igtg

:P

byee

lol
11:07pmMe

Lol ok bye.

xD
11:07pmAngela

lol
11:08pmMe

tty tomorroe hopefully.

*tomorrow
11:15pmAngela

i just put random words in my sentences that make it make no sense.

lol
11:16pmMe

Lol. Really? My parents only do that when their watching tv and close their room or sometine.

Lol Yeah
11:16pmAngela

haha

you can close rooms now? :O

lol
11:17pmMe

XD Meant close their door in their room. lol
11:17pmAngela

lol

ik

im a dork :P xD

lol
11:17pmMe

Lol Yes, yes you are...but so am I! :D

:P
11:17pmAngela

haha cuhz were awehshumm like that!!

lol
11:17pmMe

Hahaha yesh!!! We're too cool to be normal!
11:18pmAngela

yuphhhhh
11:18pmMe

So we're weird, crazy and insane!

lol
11:19pmAngela

lol my moms trying to convince me to dye it a dark brown like almost black and then get the purple in streaks first just to make sure i would like it cuz she doesnt like the idea of me having to bleaching my hair then dying all of it and then might not liking it

lol

:P

*bleach

lol
11:20pmMe

Hahaha. It would be cool like that...but all purple is better.
11:20pmAngela

ik
11:22pmAngela

lol so if she still wants me to just do it in streaks, ill act all sad and stuf then she'll feel bad and let me dye it all purple! without having to get just streaks first! muahahahahaha - evil laughs-

Lol
11:23pmMe

..Your evilness laugh me.... o.Oo.O

Lol But great plan!
11:23pmAngela

...my evilness laugh you?

o.Oo.O

lol

kay

...

>.>
11:24pmMe

Meant Evil laugh...o.Oo.O

Lol
11:24pmAngela

..my evil laugh you

still makes no sense

lol
11:24pmMe

Opps! Meant Your evil laugh scares me...

lol
11:24pmAngela

unless ur yelling at me or something and are like " THATS MY EVIL LAUGH , YOU!!!"

lol

hahaha

ok
11:24pmMe

Hhahaha
11:25pmAngela

lol
11:25pmMe

Well it is my evil laugh...but I'll let you off the hook...this time.

:P
11:25pmAngela

i didnt know i was on a hook :O

is it invisible?!

lol
11:26pmMe

Yes it is!!! An invisible hook! Silent but Deadly...wait isn't that what they say when some farts. O.O

lol
11:27pmAngela

hahahaha
11:27pmMe

...What my brains thinks up when I'm tired...I'll never know.

lol
11:27pmAngela

Lol
11:28pmAngela

last night i had a dream and it was weird. we were at the store then my CAT just started taking all the ice creamo and took it outside then my dream ended o.Oo.O

*cream

lol

i almost typed screamo

lol
11:29pmMe

O.oO.o Hahaha

that's a pretty random dream.
11:29pmAngela

ikr!

lol

i hate those dreams where u fall off something then it feels like your really falling

lol
11:30pmMe

I once had a dream that I married Logan Lerman and we had three kids...before I went to bed we were watching Percy Jackson & the lightning thief... o.Oo.O
11:30pmAngela

haha
11:30pmMe

Luckliy I've never had dreams like those...I'm afraid of heights so thank God!
11:30pmAngela

haha
11:30pmMe

lol
11:31pmAngela

kayy nowwwweehhh eyeee hazzz tooo goehzz! D:

lol

i didnt type that normally cuhz normal is boring. xP

lol
11:32pmMe

DD: Lol.

Haha

lots of zzzzzz

lol

Well I better hit the hay. Talk to you tomorrow. D:
11:33pmAngela

Lol yea go hit some hay !

lol

k byeeeeee
11:33pmMe

Lol. I love my some hay hitting! Lol Night
11:33pmAngela

lol

baiii




Lol...this was actually one of our "normal" conversations...We have a lot more crazier ones. xD ...There are a lot of lol's, hahaha's and xD's.

[Yuzuki]

Wierdest Facebook conversation EVER below xD
I missed school today 'cause I'm sick, and one of my teachers was on the same time I was xD yes, I edited parts, 'cause I'm not gonna let y'all grow up to be stalkers xD Actually, I didn't copy and paste, so this is copy and pasted from where I wrote it in an e-mail xD

Sarah P******: Lexi
Amber Alexis: Hi Mrs. P******
Sarah P******: You know that there's school today, honey. You can get in a lot of trouble for skipping.
Amber Alexis: Oh xD Um, I'm not skipping. I got sick this morning. My mom called in to the office.
Sarah P******: You can't have your parents lying for you all the time, Lexi. It's against your Christian faith.
Amber Alexis: I'm not lying. I seriously am sick.
Sarah P******: Why are you on Facebook?
Amber Alexis: My mom's picking up the twins from school, and I'm stuck on BBS and can barely work a PSP, so I decided to try the computer...
Sarah P******: Your mom doesn't know your on?
Amber Alexis: She never said I couldn't be on
Sarah P******: Lying isn't good for you, Lexi. It becomes a very bad habit. And what about this gang?
Amber Alexis: I promise, I'm NOT lying to you, Mrs. P******. What gang?
Sarah P******: Getting into gangs like that won't ever help you in life. It's just a temporary fix that will end up costing you.
Amber Alexis: I'm not in a gang or anything. If Tyler or Kyle told you something, then you know they're just joking. I'm not part of any gang.
Sarah P******: You just said so yourself. "BBS"
Amber Alexis: That's the nickname of a video game. It's called Birth by Sleep.
Sarah P******: Mmmhmm. I really don't want to have to get you or your supposed "friends" in this gang in trouble, but, Lexi, it's illegal.
Amber Alexis: I PROMISE, it's NOT a gang. It's a video game!
Sarah P******: You don't like video games.
Amber Alexis: This is the only series I like. The Kingdom Hearts games.
Sarah P******: Lying really isn't good for you. You can just leave them--just report them and you'll be in no trouble at all.
Amber Alexis: I'm not in a gang, Mrs. P******! It's the name of a video game! You can Google it or something.
Sarah P******: I can check the state website for gangs.
Amber Alexis: What would the state know about video games?
~ Like, ten minutes later she comes back xD ~
Sarah P******: You can just leave it. We'll all pray for you.
Amber Alexis: Wait, what? I'm not part of a gang! I don't want to BE part of one!
Sarah P******: According to the state's site, there is a gang in the ******* County area with the nickname "BBS".
Amber Alexis: But look it up on Google! It's also a video game!
Sarah P******: I've never heard of this Kingdom of Hearts series.
Amber Alexis: There's no 'of', it's just Kingdom Hearts. I PROMISE I'm not part of a gang! I didn't even know there was one with the nickname BBS!

A half hour later she STILL didn't believe me xD

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!! You should have let her borrow the game for a week. MAN! That makes me irritated. LOLOL Seriously? Wow. That person can sure be annoying huh? Ugh.
Send her this: http://1.bp.blogspot...151-654-471.jpg

Or

http://en.wikipedia..../Birth_by_Sleep

You should REALLY send her that wiki. Seriously. Do that. You really SHOULD. That would be funny. But also reasonable. I mean, you can't have people thinking you're part of some lame gang. Just send her a wiki.

[RoxSoxKH]

Wierdest Facebook conversation EVER below xD
I missed school today 'cause I'm sick, and one of my teachers was on the same time I was xD yes, I edited parts, 'cause I'm not gonna let y'all grow up to be stalkers xD Actually, I didn't copy and paste, so this is copy and pasted from where I wrote it in an e-mail xD

Sarah P******: Lexi
Amber Alexis: Hi Mrs. P******
Sarah P******: You know that there's school today, honey. You can get in a lot of trouble for skipping.
Amber Alexis: Oh xD Um, I'm not skipping. I got sick this morning. My mom called in to the office.
Sarah P******: You can't have your parents lying for you all the time, Lexi. It's against your Christian faith.
Amber Alexis: I'm not lying. I seriously am sick.
Sarah P******: Why are you on Facebook?
Amber Alexis: My mom's picking up the twins from school, and I'm stuck on BBS and can barely work a PSP, so I decided to try the computer...
Sarah P******: Your mom doesn't know your on?
Amber Alexis: She never said I couldn't be on
Sarah P******: Lying isn't good for you, Lexi. It becomes a very bad habit. And what about this gang?
Amber Alexis: I promise, I'm NOT lying to you, Mrs. P******. What gang?
Sarah P******: Getting into gangs like that won't ever help you in life. It's just a temporary fix that will end up costing you.
Amber Alexis: I'm not in a gang or anything. If Tyler or Kyle told you something, then you know they're just joking. I'm not part of any gang.
Sarah P******: You just said so yourself. "BBS"
Amber Alexis: That's the nickname of a video game. It's called Birth by Sleep.
Sarah P******: Mmmhmm. I really don't want to have to get you or your supposed "friends" in this gang in trouble, but, Lexi, it's illegal.
Amber Alexis: I PROMISE, it's NOT a gang. It's a video game!
Sarah P******: You don't like video games.
Amber Alexis: This is the only series I like. The Kingdom Hearts games.
Sarah P******: Lying really isn't good for you. You can just leave them--just report them and you'll be in no trouble at all.
Amber Alexis: I'm not in a gang, Mrs. P******! It's the name of a video game! You can Google it or something.
Sarah P******: I can check the state website for gangs.
Amber Alexis: What would the state know about video games?
~ Like, ten minutes later she comes back xD ~
Sarah P******: You can just leave it. We'll all pray for you.
Amber Alexis: Wait, what? I'm not part of a gang! I don't want to BE part of one!
Sarah P******: According to the state's site, there is a gang in the ******* County area with the nickname "BBS".
Amber Alexis: But look it up on Google! It's also a video game!
Sarah P******: I've never heard of this Kingdom of Hearts series.
Amber Alexis: There's no 'of', it's just Kingdom Hearts. I PROMISE I'm not part of a gang! I didn't even know there was one with the nickname BBS!

A half hour later she STILL didn't believe me xD

...
What... the... EFF.
o.o
HOW OLD IS YOUR TEACHER? Sweet jesus....

[SuperPunk]

butterflylexi:��anyone home? ;;
butterflylexi:��D':
butterflylexi:��HULLO.
butterflylexi:��HULLLLLLLLLO?
butterflylexi:��xD
butterflylexi:��You don't love me ;;
butterflylexi:��I'm sad now
butterflylexi:��LOOK WHAT YOU DID TEDDYBEAR
butterflylexi:��YOU MADE ME SAD
butterflylexi:��EVEN AFTER I HACKED YOUR ACCOUNT AND MADE THAT THREAD ALL ABOUT ME IN RANDOM
butterflylexi:��YET I'M STILL IGNORED
butterflylexi:��No love, no love...
butterflylexi:��Now all you want is RoxSox in your pants..
butterflylexi:��and I got kicked out D':
butterflylexi:��But, fiiiiine, be that way
butterflylexi:��*sigh*
butterflylexi:��I'll go cry
butterflylexi:��Alone...
butterflylexi:��Without my Teddybear
butterflylexi:��who won't answer me...
butterflylexi:��*sigh*
butterflylexi:��so unloved..
butterflylexi:��
butterflylexi:��okay, are you mad at me? xD
butterflylexi:��(not counting these spammy IMs xD)
butterflylexi:��hullo?
butterflylexi:��HULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO?
butterflylexi:��FLYING PINK COWS WITH YELLOW POLKA DOTS

I logged off and on again and I saw all this spam. XD
ily Lexi~

[rho]

of course its a gang, aqua is obviously the most ghetto video game character ever



Trying to get my friend to ask out a girl:


Me: its not that hard, just do like you did last year when you asked (name) out
Him: no shes too hot for me to handle
Me: be a man, (his name)
Him: i am a man
Me: then ask her out, i doubt shes a bitch. she seems to be a nice person
Him: shes my bitch

[Think Pink]

butterflylexi:��anyone home? ;;
butterflylexi:��D':
butterflylexi:��HULLO.
butterflylexi:��HULLLLLLLLLO?
butterflylexi:��xD
butterflylexi:��You don't love me ;;
butterflylexi:��I'm sad now
butterflylexi:��LOOK WHAT YOU DID TEDDYBEAR
butterflylexi:��YOU MADE ME SAD
butterflylexi:��EVEN AFTER I HACKED YOUR ACCOUNT AND MADE THAT THREAD ALL ABOUT ME IN RANDOM
butterflylexi:��YET I'M STILL IGNORED
butterflylexi:��No love, no love...
butterflylexi:��Now all you want is RoxSox in your pants..
butterflylexi:��and I got kicked out D':
butterflylexi:��But, fiiiiine, be that way
butterflylexi:��*sigh*
butterflylexi:��I'll go cry
butterflylexi:��Alone...
butterflylexi:��Without my Teddybear
butterflylexi:��who won't answer me...
butterflylexi:��*sigh*
butterflylexi:��so unloved..
butterflylexi:��
butterflylexi:��okay, are you mad at me? xD
butterflylexi:��(not counting these spammy IMs xD)
butterflylexi:��hullo?
butterflylexi:��HULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO?
butterflylexi:��FLYING PINK COWS WITH YELLOW POLKA DOTS
Me: NUUUUU! It's all liaz! I <3 you more! D:

I logged off and on again and I saw all this spam. XD
ily Lexi~

I WROTE WAY MORE SPAMMY MESSAGES THAN THAT! ;; You don't give me enough credit..
Though now the chat is right 8D

Anywayz...

Me: Kool Fluffle! xD(3:10pm)
Koolkingdom1: lexi... blop?(3:11pm)
Koolkingdom1: lol(3:12pm)
Me: D:(3:12pm)
Me: I feel so unloved ;;(3:12pm)
Koolkingdom1: lol(3:12pm)
Koolkingdom1: i have to go, sorry, cya(3:12pm)
Me: see ya later ^^

xD

[Space Cowboy]

My epic Omegle chat-

You: NO
Stranger: heyy!
Stranger: YES.
You: NEVER
Stranger: FINE
You: YEAH
Stranger: WE'RE THROUGH
You: I NEVER LOVED YOU
You: JESSICA WAS MY ONE AND ONLY
Stranger: OH NO YOU DIDNT?
Stranger: MIKE WAS MINE ALL THE WAY
Stranger: I ONLY PRETENDED TO LOVE YOU TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS.
You: MIKE WAS GAY
Stranger: *GASP*
Stranger: YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIM
You: I KNOW THAT HE'S GAY
Stranger: THEN JESSICA'S A B*TCH
You: JESSICA SATISFIED MY NEEDS
Stranger: YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT YOURSELF!
Stranger: I HATE YOUUU D:<
You: I CARED ABOUT YOU, UNTIL YOU STARTED SLEEPING WITH MIKE
You: THINGS WENT DOWNHILL FROM THERE
Stranger: I DIDNT SLEEP WITH HIM, I TOLD YOU ALREADY.
Stranger: HE SLEPT WITH MY SISTER, NOT ME !!
You: THAT WASN'T MIKE WHO SLEPT WITH YOUR SISTER...IT WAS ME.
You: -dun dun dun-
Stranger: OH MY GOD.
Stranger: I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN!!
You: SHE ACTUALLY LOVED ME
Stranger: STOP IT, YOURE KILLING ME.
Stranger: I WAS READY TO GIVE MY ALL FOR YOU. BUT NO, YOURE NOT THE ONE
You: YOU WERE THE ONE FOR ME, BUT YOU RUINED IT.
You: RUIIIIIINEEEEEED IT
Stranger: NO, YOU DID
Stranger: YOUU ARE THE 2!##$%@ WHO RUINED EVERYTHING
You: YOU KNOW WHAT
Connection imploded.

[rho]

I've been inspired. I went and did some trolling as Excalibur on Omegle

Stranger: m/f
You: MY LEGEND BEGINS IN THE TWELTH CENTURY.
You: EXCALIBURRRRR
You: EXCALIBURRRRRR
You: FROM THE UNITED KING
You: IM LOOKING FOR HEAVENNNN
You: IM GOING TO CALIFORNIAAAAA
You: EXCALIBURRRR
You: EXCALIBURRRRRRR
You: FOOL!
You: DO YOU KNOW WHY I START MY MORNINGS WITH A CUP OF TEA?
You: WHY YOU BEING A BITCH AND IGNORING EXCALIBUR
You: IM THE HOLY SWORD
You: WHAT BECAUSE IM NOT SOME HOE WILLING TO TALK DIRTY TO YOU YOU'RE GONNA IGNORE ME?
You: WHO NEEDS YOU
You: NOT ME
You: I CAN CUT THROUGH AIR
You: FOOL!
You: FOOL!
You: FOOL!

[Yuzuki]

Blazer: WHERES THE WAFFLE~(10:17am)
Me: I DON'T KNOW DAMNIT!(10:19am)
Me: http://browse.devianta...ycpht(10:20am)
Me: THERE. ARE YOU HAPPY?(10:20am)
Blazer: THIS ISNT THE OJ LINK!~(10:20am)
Me: OH SHUT UP

[Amon]

An epic adventure to save breakfast

Blazer: WHERES MAH WAFFLE(10:58am)
Me: ???(11:06am)
Blazer: WHERESM AH FRENCH TOAST(11:06am)
Me: IN DAH JUNGLE GYM!(11:07am)
Blazer: WHY IS IT THERE?!?!(11:07am)
Me: I DUNNO I HAD UR WAFFLE N DAH FRENCH TOAST AND I GOT KNOCKED OUT AND DERE I WUZ ON DAH JUNGLE GYM!(11:08am)
Blazer: WHO KNOCKED YOU OUT?SPEAK!(11:08am)
Me: I DUNNO IT WAS SOME BLOND GUY TALKIN BOUT HOW DAH WAFFLES N DAH FRENCH TOAST WULD BRIANG MAH POWER LEVEL OEVER 9000 OR SOMETHING. I DUNNO HE WAS SCREAMING A LOT.(11:11am)
Blazer: ....(11:11am)
Blazer: FOOL!(11:11am)
Blazer: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WAFFLE AND TOAST CAN DO?!!?!(11:11am)
Me: 0_0(11:11am)
Me: SATISFY MY TASTE BUDS?(11:12am)
Blazer: BETTER!(11:12am)
Me: HOLY SHIT!(11:12am)
Blazer: THEY CAN BE RULED TO DESTROY THE BREAKFAST WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!(11:12am)
Blazer: PANCAKES,BAGELS,MUFFINS,COFFEE(11:12am)
Blazer: EVERYTHING WOULD BE DESTROYED IF HE USES THOSE 2 FOOOODS TOGETHER!!(11:13am)
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!(11:13am)
Blazer: NOW WHERE ARE THEY!!!!!(11:13am)
Me: I TOLD U DAY ARE IN TEH JUNGLE GYM!(11:13am)
Blazer: WE HAVE NO TIME TO LOSE(11:14am)
Me: BUT IT'S ARMED TO ASSPLODE IN 30 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(11:14am)
Blazer: ~WOOOHHHH~(11:14am)
Blazer: WHERE IS IT?YOU SAID IT WAS HERE!(11:14am)
Me: WE MUST ACT FAST!(11:14am)
Blazer: OMG(11:14am)
Blazer: ~slow motion run~(11:14am)
Blazer: I GOT IT(11:14am)
Me: HURRAY!(11:14am)
Blazer: ~slow motion run down the drain(11:14am)
Me: HUZZAH!(11:14am)
Blazer: WE DID IT!(11:15am)
Me: NOW ENTER THE SUPER SECRET PASSCODE TO DISARM IT(11:15am)
Blazer: :F(11:15am)
Me: HURRAY!(11:15am)
Blazer: oh shit(11:15am)
Blazer: OK(11:15am)
Me: i WILL TELL YOU DAH PASS WORD(11:15am)
Blazer: Passcode: Buttsecks(11:15am)
Blazer: ~Enter(11:15am)
Me: NO DATS WRONG!(11:15am)
Me: HERE IT IS(11:15am)
Blazer: ~Password Incorrect~(11:15am)
Me: SHAKMDYHCMASOSHQ8182-49108U12DKAMSJA01983=--1023490DMAQEOPJALDVOAQU1028I43058!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(11:15am)
Me: AND YOU HAVE TO ENDER THAT EXACTLY CORRECT!(11:16am)
Blazer: Thank god for copy and paste(11:16am)
Blazer: SHAKMDYHCMASOSHQ8182-49108U12DKAMSJA01983=--1023490DMAQEOPJALDVOAQU1028I43058(11:16am)
Blazer: ~Password Correct~(11:16am)
Me: YAY!(11:16am)
Me: BUT THERES SOMETHING ELSE(11:16am)
Blazer: WHAT?(11:16am)
Me: BY DISARMING THIS BOMB YOU ARMED ANOTHER BOMB 50 MILES AWAY!(11:17am)
Blazer: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!(11:17am)
Me: GET TEH BAT MOBILE AND HURRAY!(11:18am)
Blazer: Q ~ Q(11:17am)
Me: YAH I'M SUPER CEREAL!(11:18am)
Blazer: ~Gets into UFOreo(11:18am)
Blazer: ~rides in~(11:18am)
Blazer: WE MADE IT(11:18am)
Blazer: WHATS THE CODE?(11:18am)
Me: ALRIGHT HERE IS TEH CODE(11:18am)
Me: 1(11:19am)
Me: 2(11:19am)
Me: 3(11:19am)
Me: 4(11:19am)
Me: 567891011121314151617181920!(11:19am)
Me: 20!(11:19am)
Me: AND YOU HAVE TO ENTER 5-19 REALLY FAST!(11:19am)
Blazer: ~Types in~(11:19am)
Blazer: OK(11:20am)
Blazer: BOMB'S BEEN DE-ACTIVATED(11:20am)
Me: YAY(11:20am)
Me: SO BLAZER YOU DEACTIVATED THE BOMB! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NEXT!(11:21am)
Blazer: I'M GOING TO EAT A WAFFLE!(11:22am)
Me: ?(11:22am)
Blazer: (11:22am)
Me: (11:22am)
Blazer: Not the holy waffle(11:22am)
Blazer: a normal one ;D(11:22am)
Me: :0(11:22am)
Me: AWKAY(11:22am)
Me: GUESS WAT DOH(11:22am)
Blazer: if i ate the holy one,the world would be destroyed(11:22am)
Blazer: WHAT(11:22am)
Me: I GOTTA GO NOWZ(11:23am)
Me: N IZ IT K IF I POST DIZ EPIC ADVENTUREZ?(11:23am)
Blazer: KKTHXBAI(11:23am)
Blazer: -shot-(11:23am)
Blazer: SURE Y NOT(11:23am)
Blazer: KKTHXBAI(11:23am)
Me: LOLK