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Me: So.(12:09pm)

Me: -Lazors your ass-(12:10pm)

Blazer: -reflects with titanium alloy-(12:21pm)

Blazer: betch >:3(12:21pm)

Me: LAZOR CAT LAZORZ CANNOT BE REFLECTED(12:22pm)

Me: D8<(12:22pm)

Blazer: fine(12:24pm)

Blazer: -holds cat hostage-(12:24pm)

Blazer: -uses it as body to take the lazer-(12:24pm)

Blazer: l#(12:24pm)

Me: D8(12:24pm)

Me: -Cat turns into lazor cat-(12:24pm)

Me: You see, my boy...(12:25pm)

Me: When cats get hit by lazorz, the lazors take over their bodies...(12:25pm)

Blazer: o~o(12:25pm)

Blazer: LET ME JOIN YOU(12:25pm)

Blazer: D:(12:25pm)

Me: NO.(12:25pm)

Blazer: WHY NOT(12:25pm)

Blazer: Q ~ Q'(12:25pm)

Me: Because the lazor cats don't want you.(12:26pm)

Me: I am their leader.(12:26pm)

Me: >:](12:26pm)

Blazer: no(12:26pm)

Blazer: the lazor is YOUR leader(12:26pm)

Blazer: yeah..think 'bout that..(12:26pm)

Me: D8...(12:27pm)

Me: LAZOR HIM(12:27pm)

Me: -Lazor cats lazor you-(12:27pm)

Blazer: NEVAH!(12:27pm)

Blazer: -draws Lazersabor-(12:27pm)

Blazer: -block-(12:27pm)

Blazer: :3(12:27pm)

Me: NO!(12:27pm)

Me: Then i have no choice...(12:27pm)

Blazer: -fires lazor at cat-(12:28pm)

Blazer: -cat blows up-(12:28pm)

Me: but to...(12:28pm)

Blazer: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA 8D(12:28pm)

Me: Summon...(12:28pm)

Blazer: what..?(12:28pm)

Me: THE ULTIMATE LAZOR CAT!(12:28pm)

Blazer: who..?(12:28pm)

Me: -Lazor cat bigger than mount Fuji walks into arena-(12:28pm)

Blazer: -draws Lazorsabor-(12:28pm)

Blazer: ROAR!(12:28pm)

Blazer: -cuts his pinky off-(12:29pm)

Blazer: :3e(12:29pm)

Blazer: :3*(12:29pm)

Me: -Grows new one with lazorz-(12:29pm)

Blazer: o~o(12:29pm)

Blazer: I SURRENDER(12:29pm)

Blazer: I WILL JOIN YOU..(12:29pm)

Me: NEVAR.(12:30pm)

Blazer: WHY NOT?(12:30pm)

Me: -It lazors your head off-(12:30pm)

Blazer: I TRY SURRENDERING,AND YOU DONT LET ME(12:30pm)

Me: THATS WHY(12:30pm)

Blazer: I FIGHT BACK,AND(12:30pm)

Blazer: -grows new one-(12:30pm)

Blazer: IT HURT MY FEELINGS..(12:30pm)

Blazer: Q ~ Q'(12:30pm)

Me: NO(12:30pm)

Me: D8(12:30pm)

Blazer: I'm sorry,Hellfire..(12:30pm)

Blazer: but if i must..(12:31pm)

Blazer: -gets out phone and dials a number-(12:31pm)

Blazer: hey,Justin,ger over here.(12:31pm)

Blazer: i will..(12:31pm)

Blazer: JUSTIN,GET OVER HERE(12:31pm)

Me: NO...(12:31pm)

Blazer: AND SING YOUR SONG "BABY".(12:31pm)

Me: NO.... NOT HIM...(12:31pm)

Me: D8(12:31pm)

Blazer: YES...(12:31pm)

Me: NO~!!!!!(12:32pm)

Blazer: YES!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!(12:32pm)

Blazer: 8D(12:32pm)

Blazer: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA(12:32pm)

Blazer: YES!!!YES!!!

SU(12:32pm)

Blazer: SURRENDER YOUR LAZOR CATS TO ME(12:32pm)

Blazer: OR I WILL MAKE HIM SING!!!(12:33pm)

Blazer: >8D(12:33pm)

Me: NO GET HIM AWAYYY(12:33pm)

Blazer: SURRENDER!!!!(12:33pm)

Me: PLEASE(12:33pm)

Me: I BEG YOU(12:33pm)

Me: GIVE ME MERCY(12:33pm)

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@Koolkingdom1

You know it's true ;D

 

Mariam says: Mrs Whitless is evil >=[

Amber Alexis says: Nickname stealer xD

Mariam says: Nuh uhh

Amber Alexis says: Yuh huh

Mariam says: Fine, but I said it was good

 

~ ~ ~

 

Amber Alexis says: That'd be nice... a big... fluffy... orange... cat...

Mariam says: wtf?

Amber Alexis says: Idk xD

 

~ ~ ~

 

Bailey says: What about a big blue one with little Beyonce decorations on the side and wings? :O

Amber Alexis says: -_-' Nu. How childish is that?

Amber Alexis says: No, it has to be big. And red. With polka dots. And stripes. And socks. Lots of socks... yus...

Bailey says: Waaaaaat? xD Socks?

Amber Alexis says: I'm IMing someone else on KH13 xD It made me think of soxs... I mean socks xD

 

^ I was IMing RoxSox at the same time we wrote this xD

 

~ ~ ~

truex-blade: yeah but i still want to wear it

 

For some reason, this amused me... xD

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Me: noo cookies for dem dem(5:54pm)

Me: cuz i took them alll(5:55pm)

Me: hahha *evil augh(5:55pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: NUUUUUUUUUUUU(5:55pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: *cries in the Emo Corner*(5:55pm)

Me: well i'll giove them back only if you stop taking other people cookies(5:56pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: >:< nuuu(5:57pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: I'll nevar stop stealing the cookies(5:57pm)

Me: O_O(5:58pm)

Me: then thanx for al these cookies(5:58pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: Nuu(5:58pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: I stole the ones you stole from me(5:58pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: so now I have all the cookies(5:58pm)

Me: xD(5:58pm)

Me: nuuuuuu(5:59pm)

Me: i need an anti dem dem safe(5:59pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aJROW6cuEM

 

(5:59pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: GOOD DAY SIR. > : |(5:59pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: and I stole the Anti-DemDem safe too(5:59pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: >:3(6:00pm)

Me: O_

O(6:00pm)

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(6:00pm)

Me: WHY(6:00pm)

Me: WHY DEM DEM WHY DID YOU DO IT(6:05pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: I DID IT(6:08pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: FOR THE COOKIES(6:08pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: *explodes*(6:09pm)

Me: xD(6:09pm)

EPICNESS

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Person on Facebook: Dude, you've gotten in a lot of trouble lately on KH13. Whats your warning level?

Sora King: You want to know my warning level? ITS OVER 9000!

Person on Facebook: Damn memes.

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Wierdest Facebook conversation EVER below xD

I missed school today 'cause I'm sick, and one of my teachers was on the same time I was xD yes, I edited parts, 'cause I'm not gonna let y'all grow up to be stalkers xD Actually, I didn't copy and paste, so this is copy and pasted from where I wrote it in an e-mail xD

 

Sarah P******: Lexi

Amber Alexis: Hi Mrs. P******

Sarah P******: You know that there's school today, honey. You can get in a lot of trouble for skipping.

Amber Alexis: Oh xD Um, I'm not skipping. I got sick this morning. My mom called in to the office.

Sarah P******: You can't have your parents lying for you all the time, Lexi. It's against your Christian faith.

Amber Alexis: I'm not lying. I seriously am sick.

Sarah P******: Why are you on Facebook?

Amber Alexis: My mom's picking up the twins from school, and I'm stuck on BBS and can barely work a PSP, so I decided to try the computer...

Sarah P******: Your mom doesn't know your on?

Amber Alexis: She never said I couldn't be on

Sarah P******: Lying isn't good for you, Lexi. It becomes a very bad habit. And what about this gang?

Amber Alexis: I promise, I'm NOT lying to you, Mrs. P******. What gang?

Sarah P******: Getting into gangs like that won't ever help you in life. It's just a temporary fix that will end up costing you.

Amber Alexis: I'm not in a gang or anything. If Tyler or Kyle told you something, then you know they're just joking. I'm not part of any gang.

Sarah P******: You just said so yourself. "BBS"

Amber Alexis: That's the nickname of a video game. It's called Birth by Sleep.

Sarah P******: Mmmhmm. I really don't want to have to get you or your supposed "friends" in this gang in trouble, but, Lexi, it's illegal.

Amber Alexis: I PROMISE, it's NOT a gang. It's a video game!

Sarah P******: You don't like video games.

Amber Alexis: This is the only series I like. The Kingdom Hearts games.

Sarah P******: Lying really isn't good for you. You can just leave them--just report them and you'll be in no trouble at all.

Amber Alexis: I'm not in a gang, Mrs. P******! It's the name of a video game! You can Google it or something.

Sarah P******: I can check the state website for gangs.

Amber Alexis: What would the state know about video games?

~ Like, ten minutes later she comes back xD ~

Sarah P******: You can just leave it. We'll all pray for you.

Amber Alexis: Wait, what? I'm not part of a gang! I don't want to BE part of one!

Sarah P******: According to the state's site, there is a gang in the ******* County area with the nickname "BBS".

Amber Alexis: But look it up on Google! It's also a video game!

Sarah P******: I've never heard of this Kingdom of Hearts series.

Amber Alexis: There's no 'of', it's just Kingdom Hearts. I PROMISE I'm not part of a gang! I didn't even know there was one with the nickname BBS!

 

A half hour later she STILL didn't believe me xD

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^^^ Hahahhaha I laughed so hard at that. xD

You should have gave her a link to the BBS website or something. xD

 

 

One of my FB chats with my best friend...We're pretty random.. Just warning you guys. lol

Angela

hi

 

lol

 

nvm

 

igtg

 

:P:P

 

byee

 

lol

11:07pmMe

 

Lol ok bye.

 

xD

11:07pmAngela

 

lol

11:08pmMe

 

tty tomorroe hopefully.

 

*tomorrow

11:15pmAngela

 

i just put random words in my sentences that make it make no sense.

 

lol

11:16pmMe

 

Lol. Really? My parents only do that when their watching tv and close their room or sometine.

 

Lol Yeah

11:16pmAngela

 

haha

 

you can close rooms now? :O:O

 

lol

11:17pmMe

 

xD Meant close their door in their room. lol

11:17pmAngela

 

lol

 

ik

 

im a dork :P:P xD

 

lol

11:17pmMe

 

Lol Yes, yes you are...but so am I! :D:D

 

:P:P

11:17pmAngela

 

haha cuhz were awehshumm like that!!

 

lol

11:17pmMe

 

Hahaha yesh!!! We're too cool to be normal!

11:18pmAngela

 

yuphhhhh

11:18pmMe

 

So we're weird, crazy and insane!

 

lol

11:19pmAngela

 

lol my moms trying to convince me to dye it a dark brown like almost black and then get the purple in streaks first just to make sure i would like it cuz she doesnt like the idea of me having to bleaching my hair then dying all of it and then might not liking it

 

lol

 

:P:P

 

*bleach

 

lol

11:20pmMe

 

Hahaha. It would be cool like that...but all purple is better.

11:20pmAngela

 

ik

11:22pmAngela

 

lol so if she still wants me to just do it in streaks, ill act all sad and stuf then she'll feel bad and let me dye it all purple! without having to get just streaks first! muahahahahaha - evil laughs-

 

Lol

11:23pmMe

 

..Your evilness laugh me.... o.Oo.O

 

Lol But great plan!

11:23pmAngela

 

...my evilness laugh you?

 

o.Oo.O

 

lol

 

kay

 

...

 

>.>

11:24pmMe

 

Meant Evil laugh...o.Oo.O

 

Lol

11:24pmAngela

 

..my evil laugh you

 

still makes no sense

 

lol

11:24pmMe

 

Opps! Meant Your evil laugh scares me...

 

lol

11:24pmAngela

 

unless ur yelling at me or something and are like " THATS MY EVIL LAUGH , YOU!!!"

 

lol

 

hahaha

 

ok

11:24pmMe

 

Hhahaha

11:25pmAngela

 

lol

11:25pmMe

 

Well it is my evil laugh...but I'll let you off the hook...this time.

 

:P:P

11:25pmAngela

 

i didnt know i was on a hook :O:O

 

is it invisible?!

 

lol

11:26pmMe

 

Yes it is!!! An invisible hook! Silent but Deadly...wait isn't that what they say when some farts. O.O

 

lol

11:27pmAngela

 

hahahaha

11:27pmMe

...What my brains thinks up when I'm tired...I'll never know.

 

lol

11:27pmAngela

 

Lol

11:28pmAngela

 

last night i had a dream and it was weird. we were at the store then my CAT just started taking all the ice creamo and took it outside then my dream ended o.Oo.O

 

*cream

 

lol

 

i almost typed screamo

 

lol

11:29pmMe

 

O.oO.o Hahaha

 

that's a pretty random dream.

11:29pmAngela

 

ikr!

 

lol

 

i hate those dreams where u fall off something then it feels like your really falling

 

lol

11:30pmMe

 

I once had a dream that I married Logan Lerman and we had three kids...before I went to bed we were watching Percy Jackson & the lightning thief... o.Oo.O

11:30pmAngela

 

haha

11:30pmMe

 

Luckliy I've never had dreams like those...I'm afraid of heights so thank God!

11:30pmAngela

 

haha

11:30pmMe

 

lol

11:31pmAngela

 

kayy nowwwweehhh eyeee hazzz tooo goehzz! D:

 

lol

 

i didnt type that normally cuhz normal is boring. xP

 

lol

11:32pmMe

 

DD: Lol.

 

Haha

 

lots of zzzzzz

 

lol

 

Well I better hit the hay. Talk to you tomorrow. D:

11:33pmAngela

Lol yea go hit some hay !

 

lol

 

k byeeeeee

11:33pmMe

Lol. I love my some hay hitting! Lol Night

11:33pmAngela

 

lol

 

baiii

 

 

 

 

Lol...this was actually one of our "normal" conversations...We have a lot more crazier ones. xD ...There are a lot of lol's, hahaha's and xD's.

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Wierdest Facebook conversation EVER below xD

I missed school today 'cause I'm sick, and one of my teachers was on the same time I was xD yes, I edited parts, 'cause I'm not gonna let y'all grow up to be stalkers xD Actually, I didn't copy and paste, so this is copy and pasted from where I wrote it in an e-mail xD

 

Sarah P******: Lexi

Amber Alexis: Hi Mrs. P******

Sarah P******: You know that there's school today, honey. You can get in a lot of trouble for skipping.

Amber Alexis: Oh xD Um, I'm not skipping. I got sick this morning. My mom called in to the office.

Sarah P******: You can't have your parents lying for you all the time, Lexi. It's against your Christian faith.

Amber Alexis: I'm not lying. I seriously am sick.

Sarah P******: Why are you on Facebook?

Amber Alexis: My mom's picking up the twins from school, and I'm stuck on BBS and can barely work a PSP, so I decided to try the computer...

Sarah P******: Your mom doesn't know your on?

Amber Alexis: She never said I couldn't be on

Sarah P******: Lying isn't good for you, Lexi. It becomes a very bad habit. And what about this gang?

Amber Alexis: I promise, I'm NOT lying to you, Mrs. P******. What gang?

Sarah P******: Getting into gangs like that won't ever help you in life. It's just a temporary fix that will end up costing you.

Amber Alexis: I'm not in a gang or anything. If Tyler or Kyle told you something, then you know they're just joking. I'm not part of any gang.

Sarah P******: You just said so yourself. "BBS"

Amber Alexis: That's the nickname of a video game. It's called Birth by Sleep.

Sarah P******: Mmmhmm. I really don't want to have to get you or your supposed "friends" in this gang in trouble, but, Lexi, it's illegal.

Amber Alexis: I PROMISE, it's NOT a gang. It's a video game!

Sarah P******: You don't like video games.

Amber Alexis: This is the only series I like. The Kingdom Hearts games.

Sarah P******: Lying really isn't good for you. You can just leave them--just report them and you'll be in no trouble at all.

Amber Alexis: I'm not in a gang, Mrs. P******! It's the name of a video game! You can Google it or something.

Sarah P******: I can check the state website for gangs.

Amber Alexis: What would the state know about video games?

~ Like, ten minutes later she comes back xD ~

Sarah P******: You can just leave it. We'll all pray for you.

Amber Alexis: Wait, what? I'm not part of a gang! I don't want to BE part of one!

Sarah P******: According to the state's site, there is a gang in the ******* County area with the nickname "BBS".

Amber Alexis: But look it up on Google! It's also a video game!

Sarah P******: I've never heard of this Kingdom of Hearts series.

Amber Alexis: There's no 'of', it's just Kingdom Hearts. I PROMISE I'm not part of a gang! I didn't even know there was one with the nickname BBS!

 

A half hour later she STILL didn't believe me xD

 

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!! You should have let her borrow the game for a week. MAN! That makes me irritated. LOLOL Seriously? Wow. That person can sure be annoying huh? Ugh.

Send her this: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jh4OnorhmP0/TAHrRfG44_I/AAAAAAAAAkY/3eL-kD8IpEE/s1600/Logo-kingdom-hearts-birth-by-sleep-2502151-654-471.jpg

 

Or

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birth_by_Sleep

 

You should REALLY send her that wiki. Seriously. Do that. You really SHOULD. That would be funny. But also reasonable. I mean, you can't have people thinking you're part of some lame gang. Just send her a wiki.

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Wierdest Facebook conversation EVER below xD

I missed school today 'cause I'm sick, and one of my teachers was on the same time I was xD yes, I edited parts, 'cause I'm not gonna let y'all grow up to be stalkers xD Actually, I didn't copy and paste, so this is copy and pasted from where I wrote it in an e-mail xD

 

Sarah P******: Lexi

Amber Alexis: Hi Mrs. P******

Sarah P******: You know that there's school today, honey. You can get in a lot of trouble for skipping.

Amber Alexis: Oh xD Um, I'm not skipping. I got sick this morning. My mom called in to the office.

Sarah P******: You can't have your parents lying for you all the time, Lexi. It's against your Christian faith.

Amber Alexis: I'm not lying. I seriously am sick.

Sarah P******: Why are you on Facebook?

Amber Alexis: My mom's picking up the twins from school, and I'm stuck on BBS and can barely work a PSP, so I decided to try the computer...

Sarah P******: Your mom doesn't know your on?

Amber Alexis: She never said I couldn't be on

Sarah P******: Lying isn't good for you, Lexi. It becomes a very bad habit. And what about this gang?

Amber Alexis: I promise, I'm NOT lying to you, Mrs. P******. What gang?

Sarah P******: Getting into gangs like that won't ever help you in life. It's just a temporary fix that will end up costing you.

Amber Alexis: I'm not in a gang or anything. If Tyler or Kyle told you something, then you know they're just joking. I'm not part of any gang.

Sarah P******: You just said so yourself. "BBS"

Amber Alexis: That's the nickname of a video game. It's called Birth by Sleep.

Sarah P******: Mmmhmm. I really don't want to have to get you or your supposed "friends" in this gang in trouble, but, Lexi, it's illegal.

Amber Alexis: I PROMISE, it's NOT a gang. It's a video game!

Sarah P******: You don't like video games.

Amber Alexis: This is the only series I like. The Kingdom Hearts games.

Sarah P******: Lying really isn't good for you. You can just leave them--just report them and you'll be in no trouble at all.

Amber Alexis: I'm not in a gang, Mrs. P******! It's the name of a video game! You can Google it or something.

Sarah P******: I can check the state website for gangs.

Amber Alexis: What would the state know about video games?

~ Like, ten minutes later she comes back xD ~

Sarah P******: You can just leave it. We'll all pray for you.

Amber Alexis: Wait, what? I'm not part of a gang! I don't want to BE part of one!

Sarah P******: According to the state's site, there is a gang in the ******* County area with the nickname "BBS".

Amber Alexis: But look it up on Google! It's also a video game!

Sarah P******: I've never heard of this Kingdom of Hearts series.

Amber Alexis: There's no 'of', it's just Kingdom Hearts. I PROMISE I'm not part of a gang! I didn't even know there was one with the nickname BBS!

 

A half hour later she STILL didn't believe me xD

 

...

What... the... EFF.

o.o

HOW OLD IS YOUR TEACHER? Sweet jesus....

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of course its a gang, aqua is obviously the most ghetto video game character ever

 

 

 

Trying to get my friend to ask out a girl:

 

 

Me: its not that hard, just do like you did last year when you asked (name) out

Him: no shes too hot for me to handle

Me: be a man, (his name)

Him: i am a man

Me: then ask her out, i doubt shes a bitch. she seems to be a nice person

Him: shes my bitch

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My epic Omegle chat-

 

You: NO

Stranger: heyy!

Stranger: YES.

You: NEVER

Stranger: FINE

You: YEAH

Stranger: WE'RE THROUGH

You: I NEVER LOVED YOU

You: JESSICA WAS MY ONE AND ONLY

Stranger: OH NO YOU DIDNT?

Stranger: MIKE WAS MINE ALL THE WAY

Stranger: I ONLY PRETENDED TO LOVE YOU TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS.

You: MIKE WAS GAY

Stranger: *GASP*

Stranger: YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIM

You: I KNOW THAT HE'S GAY

Stranger: THEN JESSICA'S A B*TCH

You: JESSICA SATISFIED MY NEEDS

Stranger: YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT YOURSELF!

Stranger: I HATE YOUUU D:<

You: I CARED ABOUT YOU, UNTIL YOU STARTED SLEEPING WITH MIKE

You: THINGS WENT DOWNHILL FROM THERE

Stranger: I DIDNT SLEEP WITH HIM, I TOLD YOU ALREADY.

Stranger: HE SLEPT WITH MY SISTER, NOT ME !!

You: THAT WASN'T MIKE WHO SLEPT WITH YOUR SISTER...IT WAS ME.

You: -dun dun dun-

Stranger: OH MY GOD.

Stranger: I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN!!

You: SHE ACTUALLY LOVED ME

Stranger: STOP IT, YOURE KILLING ME.

Stranger: I WAS READY TO GIVE MY ALL FOR YOU. BUT NO, YOURE NOT THE ONE

You: YOU WERE THE ONE FOR ME, BUT YOU RUINED IT.

You: RUIIIIIINEEEEEED IT

Stranger: NO, YOU DID

Stranger: YOUU ARE THE 2!##$%@ WHO RUINED EVERYTHING

You: YOU KNOW WHAT

Connection imploded.

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I've been inspired. I went and did some trolling as Excalibur on Omegle

 

Stranger: m/f

You: MY LEGEND BEGINS IN THE TWELTH CENTURY.

You: EXCALIBURRRRR

You: EXCALIBURRRRRR

You: FROM THE UNITED KING

You: IM LOOKING FOR HEAVENNNN

You: IM GOING TO CALIFORNIAAAAA

You: EXCALIBURRRR

You: EXCALIBURRRRRRR

You: FOOL!

You: DO YOU KNOW WHY I START MY MORNINGS WITH A CUP OF TEA?

You: WHY YOU BEING A BITCH AND IGNORING EXCALIBUR

You: IM THE HOLY SWORD

You: WHAT BECAUSE IM NOT SOME HOE WILLING TO TALK DIRTY TO YOU YOU'RE GONNA IGNORE ME?

You: WHO NEEDS YOU

You: NOT ME

You: I CAN CUT THROUGH AIR

You: FOOL!

You: FOOL!

You: FOOL!

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An epic adventure to save breakfast

 

Blazer: WHERES MAH WAFFLE(10:58am)

Me: ???(11:06am)

Blazer: WHERESM AH FRENCH TOAST(11:06am)

Me: IN DAH JUNGLE GYM!(11:07am)

Blazer: WHY IS IT THERE?!?!(11:07am)

Me: I DUNNO I HAD UR WAFFLE N DAH FRENCH TOAST AND I GOT KNOCKED OUT AND DERE I WUZ ON DAH JUNGLE GYM!(11:08am)

Blazer: WHO KNOCKED YOU OUT?SPEAK!(11:08am)

Me: I DUNNO IT WAS SOME BLOND GUY TALKIN BOUT HOW DAH WAFFLES N DAH FRENCH TOAST WULD BRIANG MAH POWER LEVEL OEVER 9000 OR SOMETHING. I DUNNO HE WAS SCREAMING A LOT.(11:11am)

Blazer: ....(11:11am)

Blazer: FOOL!(11:11am)

Blazer: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WAFFLE AND TOAST CAN DO?!!?!(11:11am)

Me: 0_0(11:11am)

Me: SATISFY MY TASTE BUDS?(11:12am)

Blazer: BETTER!(11:12am)

Me: HOLY SHIT!(11:12am)

Blazer: THEY CAN BE RULED TO DESTROY THE BREAKFAST WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!(11:12am)

Blazer: PANCAKES,BAGELS,MUFFINS,COFFEE(11:12am)

Blazer: EVERYTHING WOULD BE DESTROYED IF HE USES THOSE 2 FOOOODS TOGETHER!!(11:13am)

Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!(11:13am)

Blazer: NOW WHERE ARE THEY!!!!!(11:13am)

Me: I TOLD U DAY ARE IN TEH JUNGLE GYM!(11:13am)

Blazer: WE HAVE NO TIME TO LOSE(11:14am)

Me: BUT IT'S ARMED TO ASSPLODE IN 30 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(11:14am)

Blazer: ~WOOOHHHH~(11:14am)

Blazer: WHERE IS IT?YOU SAID IT WAS HERE!(11:14am)

Me: WE MUST ACT FAST!(11:14am)

Blazer: OMG(11:14am)

Blazer: ~slow motion run~(11:14am)

Blazer: I GOT IT(11:14am)

Me: HURRAY!(11:14am)

Blazer: ~slow motion run down the drain(11:14am)

Me: HUZZAH!(11:14am)

Blazer: WE DID IT!(11:15am)

Me: NOW ENTER THE SUPER SECRET PASSCODE TO DISARM IT(11:15am)

Blazer: :F(11:15am)

Me: HURRAY!(11:15am)

Blazer: oh shit(11:15am)

Blazer: OK(11:15am)

Me: i WILL TELL YOU DAH PASS WORD(11:15am)

Blazer: Passcode: Buttsecks(11:15am)

Blazer: ~Enter(11:15am)

Me: NO DATS WRONG!(11:15am)

Me: HERE IT IS(11:15am)

Blazer: ~Password Incorrect~(11:15am)

Me: SHAKMDYHCMASOSHQ8182-49108U12DKAMSJA01983=--1023490DMAQEOPJALDVOAQU1028I43058!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(11:15am)

Me: AND YOU HAVE TO ENDER THAT EXACTLY CORRECT!(11:16am)

Blazer: Thank god for copy and paste(11:16am)

Blazer: SHAKMDYHCMASOSHQ8182-49108U12DKAMSJA01983=--1023490DMAQEOPJALDVOAQU1028I43058(11:16am)

Blazer: ~Password Correct~(11:16am)

Me: YAY!(11:16am)

Me: BUT THERES SOMETHING ELSE(11:16am)

Blazer: WHAT?(11:16am)

Me: BY DISARMING THIS BOMB YOU ARMED ANOTHER BOMB 50 MILES AWAY!(11:17am)

Blazer: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!(11:17am)

Me: GET TEH BAT MOBILE AND HURRAY!(11:18am)

Blazer: Q ~ Q(11:17am)

Me: YAH I'M SUPER CEREAL!(11:18am)

Blazer: ~Gets into UFOreo(11:18am)

Blazer: ~rides in~(11:18am)

Blazer: WE MADE IT(11:18am)

Blazer: WHATS THE CODE?(11:18am)

Me: ALRIGHT HERE IS TEH CODE(11:18am)

Me: 1(11:19am)

Me: 2(11:19am)

Me: 3(11:19am)

Me: 4(11:19am)

Me: 567891011121314151617181920!(11:19am)

Me: 20!(11:19am)

Me: AND YOU HAVE TO ENTER 5-19 REALLY FAST!(11:19am)

Blazer: ~Types in~(11:19am)

Blazer: OK(11:20am)

Blazer: BOMB'S BEEN DE-ACTIVATED(11:20am)

Me: YAY(11:20am)

Me: SO BLAZER YOU DEACTIVATED THE BOMB! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NEXT!(11:21am)

Blazer: I'M GOING TO EAT A WAFFLE!(11:22am)

Me: ?(11:22am)

Blazer: :D(11:22am)

Me: :D(11:22am)

Blazer: Not the holy waffle(11:22am)

Blazer: a normal one ;D(11:22am)

Me: :0(11:22am)

Me: AWKAY(11:22am)

Me: GUESS WAT DOH(11:22am)

Blazer: if i ate the holy one,the world would be destroyed(11:22am)

Blazer: WHAT(11:22am)

Me: I GOTTA GO NOWZ(11:23am)

Me: N IZ IT K IF I POST DIZ EPIC ADVENTUREZ?(11:23am)

Blazer: KKTHXBAI(11:23am)

Blazer: -shot-(11:23am)

Blazer: SURE Y NOT(11:23am)

Blazer: KKTHXBAI(11:23am)

Me: LOLK

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Stranger: mushrooms

You: Pizza

Stranger: im looking for marshmallow? has someone said marshmallow to you before?

You: LAZORS.

You: -Lazors your arse-

Stranger: great

Stranger: lazor your own arse you pervert

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You: NO

Stranger: ...

Stranger: Yes?

You: DON'T GET SASSY WITH ME

Stranger: Maybe?

You: I'LL CALL THE CYBER POLICE

Stranger: Okay go ahead

You: Oh boy. You dun goofed.

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You: Im freaking Hades

You: Fear me

Stranger: hahaha

You: What. Are. You. LAUGHING ABOUT?! -Flames on head turn red-

Stranger: hahahahahahaha that :D

You: -Sends you to the underworld-

 

Have a nice trip

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You: HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE WORD?

Stranger: #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUST#justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #jus#justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #just#ju#justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber stinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber inbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber tinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber INBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINB#justi#j##justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber ustinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbie#justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber ber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber nbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber IEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER ##justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBE#justi#justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinb#justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber ieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber nbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber R #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber

You: o.e

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

You: ....._____________________,,__

..../ `--?????????----------------------_]

.../_==o ____________________

.....),---.(_(__) /

....// () ),------

...//___//

../`----' / ...

./____ / ... .

You: PUT YOUR HANDS UP

You: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST

Stranger: *Puts hands up*

You: WHERE YOU FROM, SON.

You: I HEARD YOU STOLE FROM OLD MAN JOHNSONS LIQUOR STORE

You: IS THIS TRUE?

You: AHH. YOU'RE A SILENT ONE, EH

You: CALL IN THE TANKS!

You: ??????????? ]?????????????

????????????????

I???????????????????].

???????????????...

 

You: YOU'RE GOING DOWN, SCUMBAG

You: .....____________________ , ,__

....../ `---___________----_____] - - - - - - - - ? ????D

...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/

.....), ---.(_(__) /

....// (..) ), ----"

...//___//

..//___//

.//___//

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stranger: hello

You: Hey.

Stranger: how are ya?

You: I'm good, just looking for my next patient...because I'm a...

You: DOCTOR

You: ??????

You: READY FOR YOUR SHOT >8D

Stranger: what kind of doctor?

You: -facepalm-

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Time for a FaceBook chat...

 

 

Jessica

hey clorice

 

Me

Hello?

 

Me

Uh you whore!

 

Jessica

thank u for calling me a whore

 

Me

Any time

 

Jessica

bitch

 

Me

I know I am

 

Jessica

bitch

 

Me

Bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part a nature and nature is beutiful so yeah that's for the compliment!

 

Jessica

your really weird

 

Me

Yeah I know :D

 

Jessica

:D

 

Me

:P

 

Jessica

:P

 

Me

.......................Copy cat

 

Jessica

no bored and annoying u is fun

 

Me

Pfft fun how? Don't make me come over there

 

Jessica

im in ontario have fun getting here and its just fun :P

 

Me

Uh you whore

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Me: HIYA >:] (6:10pm)

abbleapple3: hi... (6:12pm)

Me: FLYING PINK COWS WITH YELLOW POLKADOTS. F*ck yeah, bitch(6:12pm)

abbleapple3: what?(6:12pm)

Me: ARE YOU BLIND DAMMIT!? FLYING PINK COWS WITH YELLOW POLKADOTS! CAN'T YOU EFFIN SEE 'EM!?(6:14pm)

abbleapple3: are you a pedophile?(6:15pm)

Me: YUS >:](6:15pm)

abbleapple3: seriously youre freaking me out(6:19pm)

Me: I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU(6:20pm)

Me: It starts with a 'p' and ends with 'orn'(6:20pm)

abbleapple3: ill go get my mom(6:22pm)

Me: You do that, hun ;D Me and my popcorn'll be waiting /shot(6:24pm)

abbleapple3: you shot me?(6:26)

Me: I wanted to take you with me to Columbia without you putting up TOO much of a fight..(6:26pm)

-ABBLEAPPLE3 HAS LOGGED OUT AT 6:27PM-

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