Ghost 1,857 Posted October 15, 2014 What the firetruck? The firetruck is this shit. The firetruck's wrong with carrots man. Why can they be shaped so firetrucking oddly and look like this shit What the firetruck is this brady bunch shit i dont get carrots. i really dont. i thought carrots were normal up until i saw all this shit. that was then, then i realized that these things are firetrucking weird. cant find that carrot you left in the kitchen last nihgt? WELP IT PROBABLY GREW SOMEfiretruckING LEGS AND RAN THE firetruck AWAY THATS WHAT seriously man what the FU CK. the FUC K is up with carrots??? and you know the best part? I firetrucking love carrots. these weirdos are the most awesome veggies ever. firetrucking weirdass carrots. theyre so cute. weird but hilariously cute. i want to hug a carrot. everybody love a carrot. clingy motherFU CKer. more carrot bullshit: WTFFFF??????? 11 Jilly Shears, Kaweebo, Robbie the Wise and 8 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted October 15, 2014 holy crap, that last one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soul Eater Evans 4,045 Posted October 15, 2014 Such eloquent language ; .; 2 Alicia Maddox and Robbie the Wise reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuya Sakaki 5,212 Posted October 15, 2014 It's called genetic variation/mutation. Peace! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost 1,857 Posted October 15, 2014 It's called genetic variation/mutation.Peace! MUTANT CARROTS Such eloquent language ; .; Yeah! I ought to be a MOTHERfiretruckING POET WITH MY AMAZING firetruckING WRITING SKILLS 2 Soul Eater Evans and Kittenz reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dracozombie 4,554 Posted October 15, 2014 They're beautiful. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hargleblargleboo 979 Posted October 15, 2014 Well, you see, carrots are a super secret cult bent on polluting the soil of planet Earth. They are souls from the deepest armpits of Hades that become solid when sprouting out of the ground. Often with ugly results. The downside of the souls being solid though, is that they can't do much at all to accomplish their goals. So, the humans only defense from them is to eat them alive, often in festive ways. Sliced, diced, steamed, or even raw. 2 Ghost and Kittenz reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alicia Maddox 2,141 Posted October 15, 2014 That first pic looks like a vegetable orgy. Well, you see, carrots are a super secret cult bent on polluting the soil of planet Earth. They are souls from the deepest armpits of Hades that become solid when sprouting out of the ground. Often with ugly results. The downside of the souls being solid though, is that they can't do much at all to accomplish their goals. So, the humans only defense from them is to eat them alive, often in festive ways. Sliced, diced, steamed, or even raw. So I guess you could say we're all soul eaters then? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amber Cole 1,557 Posted October 15, 2014 second one looks like a space man Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost 1,857 Posted October 15, 2014 second one looks like a space man see you space carrrot 1 Amber Cole reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ceriraye 485 Posted October 15, 2014 This is one of the reasons why I call carrots Satans vegetables. Look at those freaky things. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Javelin434 3,164 Posted October 15, 2014 Well carrots ARE roots of a plant. I'm not that surprised that they would take these forms. And omg dat language just made my day 1 Ghost reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyDixieRect 2,061 Posted October 15, 2014 The firetruck is this shit. The firetruck's wrong with carrots man. Why can they be shaped so firetrucking oddly and look like this shit I legitimately read that as "Why can't they be slapped, so firetrucking oddly"I was about to express my disappointment that you'd think something that looks odd would need to be slapped. We can't all be sexy italians, Ghost. And I like my face unslapped...most of the time. 1 Ghost reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost 1,857 Posted October 15, 2014 I legitimately read that as "Why can't they be slapped, so firetrucking oddly"I was about to express my disappointment that you'd think something that looks odd would need to be slapped. We can't all be sexy italians, Ghost. And I like my face unslapped...most of the time. OMFG NOOO. I WOULD NEVER SLAP A CARROT. They're weird as firetruck, but I love them The cute little weirdos, they are And pfff. "sexy" and "italian" should not be in the same sentence. More of "greasy" and "italian" B) 1 MyDixieRect reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites