Film Tetris... The Movie

[Firaga 5,947]

http://www.joystiq.com/2014/09/30/tetris-feature-film-will-be-a-sci-fi-epic/

 

Yes. This is happening. You're not dreaming nor are you on drugs. However, I'm sure the man or group of people that thought up this idea were on drugs when they thought up... this! ^

 

We're gonna have a movie, a "sci-fi epic" as its detailed, based off a video game where there is no story to adapt and the objective is to move around color coated blocks in specific order...

 

This is a new level of stupid. Even for Hollywood.

[Reflet 201]

I read about this a while ago, this is the stupidest sh*t I've ever read of

[Dracozombie 4,554]

It'll be the most epic sci-fi epic ever.

 

That or a hoax.

[Silent 824]

"I don't know why everyone is so negative. Sounds like a real blockbuster to me.." 

[Headphone Jack 1,147]

There's no way they can pull this off successfully unless it turns into one of those ironic hits where it's so stupid its good.

[Dave 5,715]

For this to work, everything needs to fall into place. Movie theaters aren't going to see lines unless the studio can make the movie fit just right with the audience. If so, the money will just stack.

[Ultimus Grid 546]

All I have to say is ......what?

[Gamerazor247 877]

Watch it be a short film...

[Robbie the Wise 5,050]

For this to work, everything needs to fall into place. Movie theaters aren't going to see lines unless the studio can make the movie fit just right with the audience. If so, the money will just stack.

Danny you beat me to it lol.

[Firaga 5,947]

For this to work, everything needs to fall into place. Movie theaters aren't going to see lines unless the studio can make the movie fit just right with the audience. If so, the money will just stack.

 

Please tell me you're just bullshitting us right now.

Edited October 2, 2014 by Firaga Sensei

[Kaneki Ken 1,516]

For this to work, everything needs to fall into place. Movie theaters aren't going to see lines unless the studio can make the movie fit just right with the audience. If so, the money will just stack.

[Shulk 8,623]

Well, looks like we have the modern day Super Mario Bros. movie.

[Dave 5,715]

Please tell me you're just bullshitting us right now.

 

No bullshit. It can be a block buster, if the fates align.

[Firaga 5,947]

No bullshit. It can be a block buster, if the fates align.

 

... No it can't.

[Shulk 8,623]

... No it can't.

And you can't seem to get what he's saying. Just wait, everything will fall into place soon, and it will all make sense to you. Even if we have to keep building it up, I'm sure it will make sense soon.

[Firaga 5,947]

And you can't seem to get what he's saying. Just wait, everything will fall into place soon, and it will all make sense to you. Even if we have to keep building it up, I'm sure it will make sense soon.

 

Shulk, don't start.

[Shulk 8,623]

Shulk, don't start.

Come on Firaga, just put the pieces together. It can't be that tough of an idea to construct.

[Firaga 5,947]

Come on Firaga, just put the pieces together. It can't be that tough of an idea to construct.

 

The joke sucks, drop it already.

[Shulk 8,623]

The joke sucks, drop it already.

... I didn't think you got the joke. ._.(And fine. ;_; )

[Firaga 5,947]

... I didn't think you got the joke. ._.(And fine. ;_; )

 

I didn't at first, but I caught on eventually... even so... this is a movie about Tetris. Absolutely nothing will get me to laugh or even hint at the slightest amount of joy or fun concerning this movie. Nothing. This is a complete and utter travesty in the making.

Edited October 2, 2014 by Firaga Sensei

[Kaneki Ken 1,516]

This will be the best movie ever. As soon as the people get aligned, it will be a blockbuster. We should start aligning ourselves in preparation.

[Shulk 8,623]

I didn't at first, but I caught on eventually... even so... this is a movie about Tetris. Absolutely nothing will get me to laugh or even hint at the slightest amount of joy or fun concerning this movie. Nothing. This is a complete and utter travesty in the making.

And then it somehow turns up to be the next Titanic and everyone loves it.

[Firaga 5,947]

And then it somehow turns up to be the next Titanic and everyone loves it.

[twilight_roxas 326]

Save us from this awful video game movie idea Wreck-It Ralph. You know whats worse this is being created by the guy who created Food Fight.