Josuke Higashikata 2,141 Posted September 15, 2014 There were six people gathered around the table. Five of them, Lea, her husband Demyx, MasterXemnas, Weedanort, and Aaron, were waiting to hear what the sixth was going to say. The sixth, a lawyer by the name of Nortanort, spoke out, "As the executor of Mr. Chiuchiarelli's estate, I have been empowered to read Mr. Chiuchiarelli's last will and testament.""Well get on with it! The bar's open soon," Weedanort drunkenly exclaimed.Lea sobbed out, "Oh poor dear Daniel," and sobbed even more.Demyx tried to console her with, "Oh, there there, Lea," but it didn't really work as she was still sobbing."How predictably boring," MasterXemnas said."I never worked for a kinder man," said Aaron."If we all seated, I shall start the reading," Nortanort said, even though he knew everyone was seated. Weedanort chuckled for reasons only his drunken mind would understand."I, Daniel Chiuchiarelli, being of sound mind and body," Nortanort started to read out, but was interrupted by Weedanort."Ha, that's a laugh." said he, laughing."Do here by divide up my considerable estate as follows: To my overly emotional sister, Lea."Here Lea cut in, with an extra loud sob. "Lea, darling, he's talking about us," Demyx said, trying, once more, to comfort her."Oh," said Lea, immediately stopping her sobbing.Nortanort resumed, "Who grubbed with her husband Demyx, grubbed for everything they could get from me, and cried crocodile tears when they needed sympathy."Lea made a confused sound, then listened to what she would get"To Lea, I leave: A boot to the head," Nortanort continued, pointing at Lea."What?" Lea asked, just before a boot appeared out of nowhere, and hit her in the head. "Ow," She exclaimed in pain."Lea, are you ok?" Demyx asked, concerned."And another boot to her wimpy husband Demyx!" Nortanort added, pointing at Demyx. He was having a bit too much fun watching people get hit in the head with a boot."Ow!" Demyx exclaimed. Weedanort laughed at his pain."This is an outrage!" said Lea, sounding angry."But still," continued Nortanort, "You are still my sister. You have both admired my Rolls Royce, and since I no longer need it.""Oh dear Daniel!" Lea said, anticipating a new car. This, to her, cleared up the effrontery of being hit in the head with a boot."I bequeath: Another boot to the head!" Nortanort added, still sounding happy."What?" Lea asked, just before being hit in the head again, with an ow right after it.Weedanort laughed again, clearly enjoying their pain."And one more for the wimp," Nortanort continued.As Demyx was hit in the head, he wondered just how much longer this was going to last, then went ow."Next, to my alcoholic brother, Weedanort," Nortanort started."Hey, I don't want no boot to the head!" interrupted Weedanort.Nortanort resumed, "To dear Weedanort, who has never worked a day in his drunken life.""I'm covering up my head," said Weedanort, doing so, with the mug he had been holding the whole time."I leave my wine cellar, and three crates of my finest whiskey," Nortanort continued."Really?" asked Weedanort, thinking it was too good to be true."And a boot to the head," Nortanort resumed, as one was promptly delivered to Weedanort. "And another for Lea and the wimp!" he added, then watched as the boots flew through the air. "Next, to my know-it-all nephew MasterXemnas," he started to say.MasterXemnas cut in, "This is so predictable.""A boot to the head," Nortanort finished, then watched the boot hit him with no small degree of smugness."I knew it," MasterXemnas said, after getting up from the impact of the boot.Nortanort added, after MasterXemnas had gotten up, "And one for Lea and the wimp," then watched the boots hit their intended targets. "This takes care of family obligations," said Nortanort, still reading from the will, "And now to Mister Aaron.""Oh, I don't want nothing, heh," Aaron nervously said, expecting the worst."Who took care of me faithfully these many, many, years, who cared, made me laugh, brought me tea," Nortanort continued, before another interruption."Oh, I didn't mind," Aaron said, feeling relieved."To Mister Aaron, I bequeath: A boot to the head," Nortanort said.The boot hit Aaron, who was taken aback from the impact of it."And one for Lea and the wimp," Nortanort added, smiling as he heard their exclamations of pain. They couldn't be seen anymore, as they had decided it was safer on the floor."And to my cat Shana, I leave," Nortanort continued, sounding as if he was almost done, "my entire, vast... boot to the head." Nothing was seen, but they could all hear the sound of a large thunk, and the cat screaming. Fortunately the cat was ok, but it didn't appreciate being hit by a boot."And finally, to my lawyer who has helped me with this will, I leave, not a boot to the head, but a rabid... Tasmanian... Devil.. to be placed in his trousers?!" exclaimed Nortanort, shortly before it was done. Through his gasps of pain, Nortanort continued, "And I leave my entire estate of ten million dollars to the people of KHInsider so they can afford to go somewhere decent!" Nortanort finished, having finally extracted the rabid Tasmanian Devil from his trousers."That's it?!" exclaimed the rest of the people around the table, with a "That's disgraceful" from Weedanort. Even Lea, and Demyx were shocked, after they finally got up."One last thing for everyone," Nortanort said, sounding scared at the prospect of what would come next."Cover your heads everybody," Weedanort said, figuring what would come next."I leave everyone a lifetime supply of ice cream," Nortanort said, being happy it wasn't a boot to the head."Ice cream? That's all?" was the question everyone was asking, expect from Aaron.He asked, tentatively, "Well... what flavor is it?""Boot to the head!" Nortanort finished off, finally. He started to laugh as the boots flew through the air, even if he was hit by one or two. I blame Weedanort. Anyway, this is a parody of the Boot to the Head Skit, from the Frantics. More specifically, the Phoenix Wright video. 11 Exiblade7, Nero Kunivas, Official Bowtie Artist and 8 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philip Ellwell 5,487 Posted September 15, 2014 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Danex Darkfire + 1,712 Posted September 15, 2014 Oooh, you seeeeeee, i'd read that if it weren't so long lol 2 Forever and Philip Ellwell reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josuke Higashikata 2,141 Posted September 15, 2014 Oooh, you seeeeeee, i'd read that if it weren't so long lol TL;DR: Everyone gets hit in the head with a boot. 2 Danex Darkfire + and Soul Eater Evans reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rikunobodyxiii 700 Posted September 15, 2014 Lol. I love that video. Well done, Nortanort! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nero Kunivas 3,046 Posted September 16, 2014 Why do I feel like this would happen? *Gets a boot to the head for that* Ow! okay, okay! I won't say it again. Jeez. But seriously, this was brilliant! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josuke Higashikata 2,141 Posted September 16, 2014 Lol. I love that video. Well done, Nortanort! Thank you. I just wonder if MasterXemnas should have been replaced with Sora96. Why do I feel like this would happen? *Gets a boot to the head for that* Ow! okay, okay! I won't say it again. Jeez. But seriously, this was brilliant! Thank you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forever 3,550 Posted September 16, 2014 (edited) The lack of Pandy Moniums in this story, is disturbing..... BUT, I shall forgive this misdemeanor and applaud you on this GLORIOUS piece of literature! Edited September 16, 2014 by Pandy Monium Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josuke Higashikata 2,141 Posted September 16, 2014 The lack of Pandy Moniums in this story, is disturbing..... Well... I didn't want you to be hit in the head with a boot. Plus, I couldn't put you as any character, really. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shard the Gentleman 2,891 Posted September 16, 2014 Title: Boot to the Head.What else was I expecting? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josuke Higashikata 2,141 Posted September 16, 2014 Title: Boot to the Head.What else was I expecting? A rubber chicken flyng through the air? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forever 3,550 Posted September 16, 2014 Well... I didn't want you to be hit in the head with a boot. Plus, I couldn't put you as any character, really. Ah....thank you so much for taking my poor brain into consideration. But really, this is great!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shard the Gentleman 2,891 Posted September 16, 2014 (edited) A rubber chicken flyng through the air? Too predictable.I was expecting something like a billiard table. Edited September 16, 2014 by Shard the Metal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nero Kunivas 3,046 Posted September 16, 2014 Ah....thank you so much for taking my poor brain into consideration. But really, this is great!! You think you are safe? HAVE AT YOU! *Throws a metric ton of Boots at your head, they miss* Oh...never mind. Well... I didn't want you to be hit in the head with a boot. Plus, I couldn't put you as any character, really. Indeed. It is hard to see most of us being those characters. In fact, I think the choices you made were perfect! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josuke Higashikata 2,141 Posted September 16, 2014 You think you are safe? HAVE AT YOU! *Throws a metric ton of Boots at your head, they miss* Oh...never mind. Indeed. It is hard to see most of us being those characters. In fact, I think the choices you made were perfect! Then I have succeded! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nero Kunivas 3,046 Posted September 16, 2014 Then I have succeded! Yes. Yes you have. You should feel proud! No really, you should. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XxBlossomingNobodyxX 298 Posted September 16, 2014 TL;DR: Everyone gets hit in the head with a boot. Thats it, thats the story. 1 Official Bowtie Artist reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forever 3,550 Posted September 16, 2014 You think you are safe? HAVE AT YOU! *Throws a metric ton of Boots at your head, they miss* Oh...never mind. LOL. Just stick to throwing buildings, you fool!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nero Kunivas 3,046 Posted September 16, 2014 LOL. Just stick to throwing buildings, you fool!!!! Well, that's what I'm best at. 1 Forever reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 16, 2014 Riki want to be included next time! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josuke Higashikata 2,141 Posted September 16, 2014 Riki want to be included next time! I don't think I could handle throwing a boot at anything that cute. And that small. Far too easy to miss. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarLea Quinn 26,501 Posted September 16, 2014 *****Incinerates all the boots in the world with a snap of the fingers ** Walks away like a boss. 3 Demyx., Blooming Marluxia and Nero Kunivas reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josuke Higashikata 2,141 Posted September 16, 2014 *****Incinerates all the boots in the world with a snap of the fingers ** Walks away like a boss. *Throws boot shaped rubber chicken after you* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarLea Quinn 26,501 Posted September 16, 2014 *Throws boot shaped rubber chicken after you* Bitch plz i'm on fire. It'll all burn . 2 Demyx. and Blooming Marluxia reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soul Eater Evans 4,045 Posted September 16, 2014 Bitch plz i'm on fire. It'll all burn . 1 Josuke Higashikata reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
