The Manliest Roleplay

[Kaiso 2,764]

Breif Description: Hahaha. What is this? a world full of Isaiah Mustafas? God-Modding? What is that of which you speak of. I am only being a man of manly proportions. I am under the influence of OldSpice. There is no god-modding you silly random kh13 member that lacks the manly ability powers that I do. This is Old Spice Modding. There is a vast difference between the two. General role-playing rules say nothing against Old Spice modding because without Old Spice, there is no Manly man manful manliness of manly proportions.

 

JOIN ME. SWAN DIVE INTO THE BEST ROLE-PLAY OF YOUR LIFE.

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RULES:

-There is only one character and one character only in this Role-play. Such a manly role-play can only have only one man because there is only one man manly enough to be the man of this role-play. Isaiah Mustafa.

- Lies. Like the description said, this is Old Spice Modding. But only if the thread creator things the post is befitting such a manly roleplay of manly manful proprtions. If not, it will be deleted and you will be manfully kicked out by the man known as me, Isaiah Mustafa.

- Are you confused by the first rule? Haha, of course you are. you are not under the influence of Old Spice yet. Unfortunately, if you do not understand that manly rule, you are not a man.... yet. However if you do use Old Spice and gain the manly powers it holds, you will then understand that you are now Isaiah Mustafa as well. Therefore, we're all Isaiah Mustafa.

- Unfortunately, it is not manly to not be descriptive. If you wish to be the manliest of all men, you must provide: MANLY punctuations, Man-like paragraphs, and MANLY MEN POST WORTHY POSTS. If you're not a man, you will lose your abilities gained from old spice and thus, be kicked out of this manly roleplay, while I'm on a horse.

- THIS ROLE-PLAY IS NOW DIAMONDS. Hahaha. Plot? The only plot here is to be the manliest man of man manful manliest of all manly man men.

 

And with that, let this manly man role-play begin!

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Characters:

Isaiah Mustafa 1 - KaiSo

Isaiah Mustafa 2 - Cella

Isaiah Mustafa 3 - Jeny

Isaiah Mustafa 4 - Cricket

Character descriptions:

Old Spice.

Man.

Manfully Man.

Epic Man of Manly Proportions.

Hot Black Old Spice Man In Wearing That Sexy and Manly Towel.

Isaiah Mustafa.

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Isaiah gazed off into the vast beauty of his underwater home. His noble white steed was grazing in the meadow beside his motorcycle that was cropped up against the nearby fence. He stood proudly in his pure, white towel as the shimmering light from above reflected off of his powerful man-abs. He sighed as he heard the immense number of messages from youtube which said:

"Isaiah,

This is your last warning. Stop being such a manly manful man of manful proportions and stop using Old Spice. Also, there's no need to wear that manly towel around your waist. Cover up those abdominals of yours. Your manpower is crashing our servers.

 

Sincerely,

YouTube Staff."

 

"Blasphemy I say," he talks aloud as he's replying to the messages, "The only problem here is your brains. They are not under the influence of Old Spice. You obviously aren't aware. The power of my manlyness, which includes my abdominals has not worsened the condition of the servers, it has only improved it because of my manly man abilities. I can do anything, for I am a man. You are most welcome you silly non-manly people you."

 

Isaiah then lets out a loud, belting manly laughter and proceeds to fixing his most favorite breakfast, Pegasus wings... buffalo style.

 

[Cellar Door 652]

Isaiah was heading home to bathe after a long, tiring day. Well, it would be tiring to the normal little boy, but he was a man. He simply added tiring to make those that do not wear Old Spice Bodywash feel a little bit better about themselves.

But anyways.

 

During the day, he had typed a few essays on the brilliance of Old Spice with fish, swan dived from Sweden into Denmark after fetching a ride from a friendly Sperm Whale, ruled over several eastern nations, saved Mufasa, destroyed the Sun with his burning love for a very beautiful movie making woman after marrying her in his head, accidentally destroyed one of Jupiter's moons with his right bicep but luckily repaired it with his strong manly thighs, flew his house onto this side of a mountain where it was now slowly falling, this sentence is now diamonds.

 

"What a fulfilling day!" The manly man manly declared in a manly man voice. "Now is finally time to wash my manly body with some manly Old Spice." Under his manly muscled arm was a live wolverine that was snapping and growling at him. It was there, of course, because he found that live wolverines were the best way to apply manly body wash. It was very manly.

So Isaiah strided in a manly man like way into the shower with his wolverine and a bottle of Old Spice Bodywash, ready to smother himself with the manly substance.

[Kaiso 2,764]

Isaiah noticed something peculiar. Such a fine feast as Pegasus wings buffalo style could only be prepared using kitchenware made entirely out of Old Spice. Nothing else can harness such a manly taste, but he noticed that his favorite pot was missing. He let out a manly scowl. This cannot be, but of course a real man such as Isaiah could solve the mystery of the missing Old Spice pot, but where to look? His manly man senses told him to go over to Isaiah's house. You know, the one with the manly pink towel wrapped around his manly waist. His man abs almost matched the masculine handsomeness such as Isaiah's. His friend's pink towel was just as manly as Isaiah's manly white towel. (OOC: fff-Mindfak.)

 

Isaiah in the manly white towel hid the de-winged Pegasus in the shower and gave it a manly glare. The manly power of his glare froze the Pegasus in its tracks. He treaded towards the door and then let out a loud, "HYEAAAAH. ONWARDS TOBIAS INCIENDO VISTOSO."

 

Oh yes, Isaiah had already mounted on top of his noble white stallion in the most manly way possible, it is practically impossible to describe the wonderful manliness that could have been seen at this moment, and only a man such as Isaiah Mustafa would name his horse Tobias Inciendo Vistoso. Isaiah and Tobias Inciendo Vistoso headed out to the distant manly underwater haven across the way to Isaiah-with-the-manly-pink-towel's humble abode.

[Cricket 1,180]

On a radiant morning, the manly man known as Isaiah Mustafa awoke in his lavish room adorned with Old Spice merchandise and quickly headed towards his manly shower to begin his day as the sexiest and manly man of the world. The shower could not resist and his manly man appearance and physique and quickly accepted him into the warmth rush of soothing water. He applied Old Spice body wash over his bronze and sinful skin and massaged in areas that may be too manly to discuss. As he stepped out of his golden shower, the sunlight captured the beauty of his glorious abs and displayed an unforgettably image in the mirror. Isaiah stood there, astounded by the majestic beauty that Old Spice does to his body and how it makes him appear to be the man that no man could be. No longer being able to withstand the god-like image in the mirror, Isaiah grasped his Fresh Mint colored towel and wrapped it around his manly man hips that even Shakira would kill for. The manly man of all men then confidently walked to his large balcony and sniffed in the refreshing smell of Old Spice that surrounded his mansion. His steed gallantly ran for his master and awaited the most outrageous but possible jump from a manly man only Isaiah could execute from the balcony high in the heavens. Isaiah gracefully leaped and yelled "Swan Dive!" The manly man of all men steadied himself on his steed and yelled "HYAAAA!" while he rode the horse backwards, only a skill that a manly and sexy man Isaiah could perform.

[Kaiso 2,764]

As Isaiah (the one in the manly man white towel, of course) and Tobias Inciendo Vistoso were reaching the top of the hill, Isaiah halted his stallion and stopped. He gazed out onto the land while posing in of course, a very manly way. His manliness was so overpowering, when the sun started to reflect off his manly man body, it was if Isaiah had a strong powerful man aura. But he noticed his manliness was one short off of manly man manful manliness, this must mean the greatest man in the world forgot to put on even more Old Spice before he left his manly estate. But fear not, Isaiah just smiled his handsome man smile, he had it covered. He pulled out a brand new Old Spice deodorant and put it on in the most manly way possible. Through all of this, the sweat that was dripping off from his hot, manful man body was slowly changing into DIAMONDS.

 

Once the matter was dealt with, Isaiah looked out once again to the land in front of him. He tightened his manly white towel and turned his head over to a manly spectacle in the distance. Way out yonder, was Isaiah-with-the-mint-colored-towel.

 

"T-Tobias Inciendo Vistoso...is that Isaiah riding manfully on top of HIS NOBLE STEED BACKWARDS?" he asked his magnificent stallion, who only replied with the most handsome man-neigh you could ever hear in your entire life. Isaiah thinking that the man-neigh was in agreement to his own manly thoughts, let out a chuckle. Only a man such as Isaiah himself (OOC: lol mindfak again) could do such a noble talent on top of a horse while still looking the most manliest man possible. His teeth shimmered as he smiled in appreciation for Isaiah-in-the-mint-towel's wonderful display of his manliness.

 

But through all of this mind-blowing manpower, Isaiah remembered why he had set out in the first place. He was searching for the culprit who took his manly pot made entirely out of Old Spice. He figured he would lead Tobias Inciendo Vistoso over to the manly Isaiah Mustafa (in the mint-colored towel) and ask him about it. As he was approaching the other manly man figure, he called out, "Isaiah! Isaiah! Manly man of all of the manly men! Can we stop and have a talk? A man-talk, of course. It's only befitting for such manly men such as ourselves to talk about MAN conversations."

 

Only manly men have MAN conversations. Though, Isaiah wasn't in the mood to talk about the wonderfully voluptuous goddess women he had recently aided them in swan diving into the best night of their lives lessons. He wanted to know anything about his missing pot made entire out of Old Spice. Which IS still a manly conversation, because what non-manly person-creature would want to talk about a pot made of old spice?

[Cricket 1,180]

As manly man Isaiah strode through the beautiful fragrant meadows backwards on his steed of manliness, Isaiah came upon a beautiful creature, the manly man of manliness, Isaiah adorned in the most breathtaking white towel Isaiah (in the mint towel) has ever seen. Isaiah in the mint towel saw a gleam of distress in Isaiah's the white towel's eyes, and asked in the most manliest voice what was wrong with his fellow Old Spice brother.

 

"Hello, How are you? Fantastic. What is it ,my manly man brother, that you seem upset about?"

 

Isaiah (in the white towel) approached Isaiah (in the green towel) and explained to his fellow Old Spice manly man that he was missing his manly pot for cooking foods that are even too manly to list here.

 

"VLADIMIR!! (the name of Isaiah the mint towel's steed) we must help our fellow brother and retrieve the pot made of Old Spice!"

 

And so, both loyal steeds gave a neigh of approval and understanding and the two manliest men you will ever meet of manliest men journeyed to the land of pinata pirates.