First, yes, I know it's the middle of May. This is a parody of The 12 Days of Christmas, which I came up with a little while ago. There was a 14th day, but I forgot what it was. I'm putting all of it, so just open the spoiler
On the first day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the second day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the third day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Three wind spears, two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the fourth day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Four ice shields, three wind spears, two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the fifth day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Five giant swords, four ice shields, three wind spears, two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the sixth day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Six magic books, five giant swords, four ice shields, three wind spears, two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the seventh day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Seven new hearts, six magic books, five giant swords, four ice shields, three wind spears, two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the eighth day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Eight leaping flames, seven new hearts, six magic books, five giant swords, four ice shields, three wind spears, two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the ninth day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Nine dancing clones, eight leaping flames, seven new hearts, six magic books, five giant swords, four ice shields, three wind spears, two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the tenth day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Ten red O's, nine dancing clones, eight leaping flames, seven new hearts, six magic books, five giant swords, four ice shields, three wind spears, two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Eleven cherry blossoms, ten red O's, nine dancing clones, eight leaping flames, seven new hearts, six magic books, five giant swords, four ice shields, three wind spears, two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Twelve lightning knives, eleven cherry blossoms, ten red O's, nine dancing clones, eight leaping flames, seven new hearts, six magic books, five giant swords, four ice shields, three wind spears, two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the thirteenth day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Thirteen ice cream bars, twelve lightning knives, eleven cherry blossoms, ten red O's, nine dancing clones, eight leaping flames, seven new hearts, six magic books, five giant swords, four ice shields, three wind spears, two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
First, yes, I know it's the middle of May. This is a parody of The 12 Days of Christmas, which I came up with a little while ago. There was a 14th day, but I forgot what it was. I'm putting all of it, so just open the spoiler
On the first day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the second day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the third day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Three wind spears, two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the fourth day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Four ice shields, three wind spears, two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the fifth day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Five giant swords, four ice shields, three wind spears, two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the sixth day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Six magic books, five giant swords, four ice shields, three wind spears, two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the seventh day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Seven new hearts, six magic books, five giant swords, four ice shields, three wind spears, two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the eighth day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Eight leaping flames, seven new hearts, six magic books, five giant swords, four ice shields, three wind spears, two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the ninth day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Nine dancing clones, eight leaping flames, seven new hearts, six magic books, five giant swords, four ice shields, three wind spears, two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the tenth day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Ten red O's, nine dancing clones, eight leaping flames, seven new hearts, six magic books, five giant swords, four ice shields, three wind spears, two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Eleven cherry blossoms, ten red O's, nine dancing clones, eight leaping flames, seven new hearts, six magic books, five giant swords, four ice shields, three wind spears, two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Twelve lightning knives, eleven cherry blossoms, ten red O's, nine dancing clones, eight leaping flames, seven new hearts, six magic books, five giant swords, four ice shields, three wind spears, two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
On the thirteenth day of Christmas, King Mickey gave to me: Thirteen ice cream bars, twelve lightning knives, eleven cherry blossoms, ten red O's, nine dancing clones, eight leaping flames, seven new hearts, six magic books, five giant swords, four ice shields, three wind spears, two warp snipes, and Xemnas with a kingdom key.
Edited by Frogmyre