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Metal Snake Reviews:Lightning Returns Final Fantasy XIII

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This has got to be the longest post I've ever read on this site :P

Told ya

 

I tried to be as detailed as possible to the point I didn't know when to stop

 

I did all what I can to explain why this game offends me on so many levels especially as a huge fan of Final Fantasy

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Interesting Review on ff13 LR Snake, do you by any chance take requests to review other games?

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Told ya

 

I tried to be as detailed as possible to the point I didn't know when to stop

 

I did all what I can to explain why this game offends me on so many levels especially as a huge fan of Final Fantasy

 

Good for you ! Get it off your chest .

 

Give me time.

 

 

Challenge accepted ? LOLOL

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Give me time.

 

Just use Chronostatis.

 

 

@Topic

 

I couldn't read ahead from the whole Hope-Navi thing since I have to go to sleep...but just to say something about a few points:

 

1) I beat the final boss in 12 minutes, got 5 starts, and got the weapon Double Diety. It was on Normal Mode and on my first playthrough. The final bosses 4th phase may be annoying, but definitely not unbeatable.

 

2) The story was pretty simple IMO. They explained it throughout the game so it made sense for me.

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Game was good.

 

A 2.5? Lol. I've never seen someone give a game a 2.5. Not gonna waste my time reading a story of you criticizing a game that I like a lot.

 

Square Enix enjoys your money.

 

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Just use Chronostatis.

 

 

@Topic

 

I couldn't read ahead from the whole Hope-Navi thing since I have to go to sleep...but just to say something about a few points:

 

1) I beat the final boss in 12 minutes, got 5 starts, and got the weapon Double Diety. It was on Normal Mode and on my first playthrough. The final bosses 4th phase may be annoying, but definitely not unbeatable.

 

2) The story was pretty simple IMO. They explained it throughout the game so it made sense for me.

1if on easy mode,yeah,but on your first play through on normal mode,there is no way

 

I've completed over 50 sidequests before the final boss and that still wasn't enough

 

Maybe I didn't went to the sidequest that the game wants me to do to get a massive experience boost or a very rare garb,but how should I know when almost every side quest is tasking you with the same stuff over and over and over again

 

2it's simple only if you ignored the first two games,once you start linking what's happening here with what happened before,nothing will make any amount of sense especially the ending and the epilogue after the credits 

 

And let's say the story made sense,that won't make up for the rest of the game

Game was good.

 

A 2.5? Lol. I've never seen someone give a game a 2.5. Not gonna waste my time reading a story of you criticizing a game that I like a lot.

 

Square Enix enjoys your money.

 

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I gave Sonic 06 a 1 out of 10 when I was working as a reviewer,

 

So yeah,again it's just an opinion not an official score,you can ignore it 

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1if on easy mode,yeah,but on your first play through on normal mode,there is no way

 

I've completed over 50 sidequests before the final boss and that still wasn't enough

 

2it's simple only if you ignored the first two games,once you start linking what's happening here with what happened before,nothing will make any amount of sense especially the ending and the epilogue after the credits 

I gave Sonic 06 a 1 out of 10 when I was working as a reviewer,

 

So yeah,again it's just an opinion not an official score,you can ignore it 

 

Already have. And Square Enix recommend you play on Easy Mode for your first playthrough anyway.

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I agree with a lot of what you said. This game just didn't seem to look all that fun and seeing other reviews of this game makes me glad that I didn't buying it on day 1. This game has so many problems and seems to be the worst out of all three FFXIII games. The battle system looks great but I wish they weren't completely pointless. And you're right the graphics are even more downgraded than it was in XIII-2.

 

This is why Toriyama should not be allowed to even touch a game. Instead of making them better he makes them worse just like he did with The 3rd Birthday and now with the Final Fantasy series. 

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Interesting Review on ff13 LR Snake, do you by any chance take requests to review other games?

Depends on the game and if I can find it or not.

 

I can review anything within KH,FF,Sonic,Mario,Megaman,Pokemon and other stuff I play

Already have. And Square Enix recommend you play on Easy Mode for your first playthrough anyway.

Why should I play on easy and why should they require you to play on easy before the normal difficulty which is supposed to be the default difficulty of any game?

 

If the game had a normal grinding system like every FF game ever the final boss and most of this game would've never been a problem

 

but the fact that my only method of leveling up is countless backtracking back and forth doing the job of a delivery boy fetch quests rather than actually feeling like a savior.....it takes away all the possible fun the game could've offered

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As much as I enjoyed this game, I can see that you made some really good points. My biggest gripe with this game was one of yours as well- that you don't level up in the traditional sense. Plus, they could have added a LOT more variety with the side fetch quests. I like to think that this game was worked on by some great writers, coders, and music composers, and began to show a ton of potential, with awesome music, a great battle system, an epic final boss, and some emotional scenes. but then Toriyama came in and tried to smear some of his "no-level-system+SlutningReturnsFinalFanserviceToriyamaFetishXIII+FetchQuestGalore+AndSoMuchMore" diarrhea  onto it. (I guess we disagree on how successful he was in that regard, lol) 

 

But yeah, regarding the storyline, I would give you some retorts in that department, but I'm kinda tired right now. I may comment tomorrow to speak my mind haha.

 

Nice review. I give your review a 2.5...

 

out of 2.7

 

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I agree with a lot of what you said. This game just didn't seem to look all that fun and seeing other reviews of this game makes me glad that I didn't buying it on day 1. This game has so many problems and seems to be the worst out of all three FFXIII games. The battle system looks great but I wish they weren't completely pointless. And you're right the graphics are even more downgraded than it was in XIII-2.

 

This is why Toriyama should not be allowed to even touch a game. Instead of making them better he makes them worse just like he did with The 3rd Birthday and now with the Final Fantasy series. 

Pfft, you guys say the linearity of the original XIII made the game shit, yet this game is expansive and non linear and has tons of sidequests, and you guys still hate on its gameplay. The FF fanbase is really divided isnt it? xD

 

 

Depends on the game and if I can find it or not.

 

I can review anything within KH,FF,Sonic,Mario,Megaman,Pokemon and other stuff I play

Why should I play on easy and why should they require you to play on easy before the normal difficulty which is supposed to be the default difficulty of any game?

 

If the game had a normal grinding system like every FF game ever the final boss and most of this game would've never been a problem

 

but the fact that my only method of leveling up is countless backtracking back and forth doing the job of a delivery boy fetch quests rather than actually feeling like a savior.....it takes away all the possible fun the game could've offered

I will admit, im not a huge fan of doing sidequests to level up, or the story(it has the least depthful story of the XIII trilogy, and i was a bit dissapointed, i was expecting it to be on the same level of XIII-2 AT LEAST). I still liked the game tho, the gameplay was fun, and i thought the story was eh. To be honest, with the shit they pulled in XIII-2, they wrote themselves into a corner and they ended up screwing the story over. -_- At least Toriyama made fun battle gameplay at least, and it was non linear, plus the fact that im a huge XIII fan, otherwise, i woulkdnt have liked it as much. 

 

That said, i still like the story's closure. It was still ok, just not on a level an FF game should be. I thought the ending was good(except for the epilogue which had

Lightning in the new world, and i was like WTF, THIS IS RET*RDED.

). 

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Well after this Metal Snake, I think you can just forget about XIII and concentrate on better things, like FFXV :)

I'll do,but at the same time I'll try to be careful because there is a potential that they'll screw up XV,especially after I heard that Lightning would appear in other FF games

 

 

Pfft, you guys say the linearity of the original XIII made the game shit, yet this game is expansive and non linear and has tons of sidequests, and you guys still hate on its gameplay. The FF fanbase is really divided isnt it? xD

 

 

I will admit, im not a huge fan of doing sidequests to level up, or the story(it has the least depthful story of the XIII trilogy, and i was a bit dissapointed, i was expecting it to be on the same level of XIII-2 AT LEAST). I still liked the game tho, the gameplay was fun, and i thought the story was eh. To be honest, with the shit they pulled in XIII-2, they wrote themselves into a corner and they ended up screwing the story over. -_- At least Toriyama made fun battle gameplay at least, and it was non linear, plus the fact that im a huge XIII fan, otherwise, i woulkdnt have liked it as much.

 

That said, i still like the story's closure. It was still ok, just not on a level an FF game should be. I thought the ending was good(except for the epilogue which had

Lightning in the new world, and i was like WTF, THIS IS RET*RDED.

).

I didn't hate XIII because of linearity specifically,it's the fact that you do nothing in those linear hallways except of triggering cutscenes.

 

XIII-2 was semi open and kinda like FFX in terms of structure and I loved XIII-2 regardless of that "To be Continued"

 

Sure LRFFXIII had an open world,but slapping an open world doesn't solve all the problems with the atrocious leveling up system,the repetitive and boring sidequests and the awful beyond belief story that made me pause cutscenes so many times to see how it contradicted so many things that happened in XIII and XIII-2

 

I hated the ending so much both the epilogue and the actual ending....speaking of the epilogue

 

(Spoiler written in white)

 

That new world is Planet Earth

Edited by Shana09

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Guest Lady Dreana

What about Castlevania lords of shadow 2

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What about Castlevania lords of shadow 2

meh,I don't like the Lord of Shadows series,but if you want me to play something like Castlevania Symphony of the Night then I'm game ^_^

 

I'm more fan of the classic Castlevania games than the modern ones

 

 

Anyway,for those who're interested

 

my next review will be either Final Fantasy X or Shin Megami Tensei 4....depends on which game I'll finish first

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1if on easy mode,yeah,but on your first play through on normal mode,there is no way

 

I've completed over 50 sidequests before the final boss and that still wasn't enough

 

Maybe I didn't went to the sidequest that the game wants me to do to get a massive experience boost or a very rare garb,but how should I know when almost every side quest is tasking you with the same stuff over and over and over again

 

2it's simple only if you ignored the first two games,once you start linking what's happening here with what happened before,nothing will make any amount of sense especially the ending and the epilogue after the credits 

 

And let's say the story made sense,that won't make up for the rest of the game

 

1) I said I did it on Normal Mode. So it was possible.

2) I completed over 50 sidequests and Canvas of Prayers too. It never bothered me, I've played MMORPGs before with similar quests, in fact I did over 500 or even more quests than in this game.

3) I was a bit confused with what happened between FFXIII-2 and LR:FFXIII since I didn't finish playing it, but I still took two and two together. Also I read the datalogs for more information. I liked the ending and I really liked the epilogue.

4) Well I actually liked the game, but each to their own.

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I'll do,but at the same time I'll try to be careful because there is a potential that they'll screw up XV,especially after I heard that Lightning would appear in other FF games

 

 

I didn't hate XIII because of linearity specifically,it's the fact that you do nothing in those linear hallways except of triggering cutscenes.

 

XIII-2 was semi open and kinda like FFX in terms of structure and I loved XIII-2 regardless of that "To be Continued"

 

Sure LRFFXIII had an open world,but slapping an open world doesn't solve all the problems with the atrocious leveling up system,the repetitive and boring sidequests and the awful beyond belief story that made me pause cutscenes so many times to see how it contradicted so many things that happened in XIII and XIII-2

 

I hated the ending so much both the epilogue and the actual ending....speaking of the epilogue

 

(Spoiler written in white)

 

That new world is Planet Earth

 

Toriyama has explained XIII's style before. And I love it.

 

And the epilogue did not contain

Planet Earth

only

a world similar to our own, like FINAL FANTASY XV.

.

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1) I said I did it on Normal Mode. So it was possible.

2) I completed over 50 sidequests and Canvas of Prayers too. It never bothered me, I've played MMORPGs before with similar quests, in fact I did over 500 or even more quests than in this game.

3) I was a bit confused with what happened between FFXIII-2 and LR:FFXIII since I didn't finish playing it, but I still took two and two together. Also I read the datalogs for more information. I liked the ending and I really liked the epilogue.

4) Well I actually liked the game, but each to their own.

2Sure this system was used for MMOs but there the sidequests were at least varied,here it's just delivering stuff and finding people over and over and over and over and over again,it sucks all the fun the game could possibly have for me and there is no way to grind when you're before the door of the final boss

 

3I read the datalog of XIII and XIII-2 for hours and understood their stories,here even when I read the datalog nothing made any amount of sense

 

 

Toriyama has explained XIII's style before. And I love it.

 

And the epilogue did not contain

Planet Earth

only

a world similar to our own, like FINAL FANTASY XV.

.

1I already knows XIII's style of storytelling and I said I liked the stories of XIII and XIII-2 but LRFFXIII's story is bullshit

 

(spoilers in white)

 

2And no that's not a world similar to FFXV it looks completely different and it barely resembles what we've seen in the trailers

 

And still there is nothing that confirms that this new world is FFXV in any way shape or form,Lightning said in the ending that her new world will never contain any crystals,gods or Fal'cie for that matter,but FFXV contain all of that and Etro has been mentioned by Stella in the 2011 trailer of XV when it was Versus XIII.

 

Hell in the ending Lightning broke the fourth wall and said it was the world where she said you(us the players) were born in and that the crystal mythos no longer exists,hell the train station Lightning was in literally looks like France and the Landscape around her looks like France.....unless she lives in Lumiose city in the Kalos region lol

 

So how does this world lead to FFXV if Crystals and Fal'cies don't exist?Both FFXV and FF Type-0 still has Fal'cie,L'cie and crystals,hell the main antagonist of FF type-0 is a L'cie himself and all of his soldiers are L'cies

 

 

Also,if you cared that much about my review,why did you say you won't read it?

 

Please if you want to discuss the review with me read the whole thing

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2Sure this system was used for MMOs but there the sidequests were at least varied,here it's just delivering stuff and finding people over and over and over and over and over again,it sucks all the fun the game could possibly have for me and there is no way to grind when you're before the door of the final boss

 

3I read the datalog of XIII and XIII-2 for hours and understood their stories,here even when I read the datalog nothing made any amount of sense

 

 

1I already knows XIII's style of storytelling and I said I liked the stories of XIII and XIII-2 but LRFFXIII's story is bullshit

 

(spoilers in white)

 

2And no that's not a world similar to FFXV it looks completely different and it barely resembles what we've seen in the trailers

 

And still there is nothing that confirms that this new world is FFXV in any way shape or form,Lightning said in the ending that her new world will never contain any crystals,gods or Fal'cie for that matter,but FFXV contain all of that and Etro has been mentioned by Stella in the 2011 trailer of XV when it was Versus XIII.

 

Hell in the ending Lightning broke the fourth wall and said it was the world where she said you(us the players) were born in and that the crystal mythos no longer exists,hell the train station Lightning was in literally looks like France and the Landscape around her looks like France.....unless she lives in Lumiose city in the Kalos region lol

 

So how does this world lead to FFXV if Crystals and Fal'cies don't exist?Both FFXV and FF Type-0 still has Fal'cie,L'cie and crystals,hell the main antagonist of FF type-0 is a L'cie himself and all of his soldiers are L'cies

 

 

Also,if you cared that much about my review,why did you say you won't read it?

 

Please if you want to discuss the review with me read the whole thing

 

I'm not going to read something that big if it's just going to criticize a game that I like.

 

I didn't say it was similar to FINAL FANTASY XV's. I said it was similar to our own world, like FINAL FANTASY XV's is. So they're both similar to our own Earth

 

"where… well, we can't really go into a lot of detail, but Lightning is seen in a rural town in a world that is quite similar to our own Earth." 

 

"If you approach the game's time limit in a positive manner, I think players will further understand the nuances and appreciate why we chose to implement this system. Even in Japan, what we've noticed is that opinions on the game become more positive after some time since LIGHTNING RETURNS' initial release [after players get used to the nuances]," 

 

Motomu Toriyama

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I'm not going to read something that big if it's just going to criticize a game that I like.

 

I didn't say it was similar to FINAL FANTASY XV's. I said it was similar to our own world, like FINAL FANTASY XV's is. So they're both similar to our own Earth

 

"where… well, we can't really go into a lot of detail, but Lightning is seen in a rural town in a world that is quite similar to our own Earth." 

 

"If you approach the game's time limit in a positive manner, I think players will further understand the nuances and appreciate why we chose to implement this system. Even in Japan, what we've noticed is that opinions on the game become more positive after some time since LIGHTNING RETURNS' initial release [after players get used to the nuances]," 

 

Motomu Toriyama

I didn't hate the time limit as I'm a huge fan of Zelda Majora's Mask which implemented this concept much better in 1999-2000.

 

The Time limit concept wasn't bad it's the execution that was stupid.

 

I replayed this game 3 times in New Game+ just to grind for the final boss and it the Time limit was pointless when you abuse Chronostatis,but it's an annoyance when you try to do sidequests which you need to do to level up.And even after my three repeated playthroughs I still got bored and pissed off

 

Look,this review is my personal opinion,you don't have to follow it or like it,but if you gonna discuss it with me you better see what I've said otherwise this argument is just a void(and not the Exdeath fun kind of void)

 

Again I didn't want or even intended to hate this game as I said in the review I liked the demo and that demo convinced me to buy the game,it's just the final product was one of the most boring RPGs I've ever played

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