KH13 HQ.  ONE NORMAL DAY.

 

SKY

It’s kind of getting boring here.

 

NEOS

You said it!  You and me should just go on a random adventure-

 

SKY

Let’s do it!

 

NEOS

Filled with, action, ponies, pancakes, pie...Our favorite girlies..Did I mention Pie?

 

SKY

Pie definitely has to be included!  We’ll have it all!

 

NEOS

Yeah!

 

And so Sky and Neos embarked on their journey.

 

PAUSE.

Edited August 23, 201312 yr by Jaune Arc

I must return to the story....

Soon, Schemer. 

 

 

 

Soon....

Soon, Schemer. 

 

 

 

Soon....

 

 

 

Edited October 1, 201312 yr by CloakedSchemerX

Hmm... Escape is hard... How can one escape?

A few ways. One, managing to appease the spirits long enough for the barrier that makes the world up falls apart, if only temporary, preform the original ritual that is the average way of entering backwards after successfully appeasing Sachicko(Saying "Sachicko, we beg of you for as many people as there are in the group plus one for Sachico, then putting the ritual doll back together) or managing to please the spirits of the three other children enough to cause one to aid you escape. Or we can always BS our way out of it with a Duce Ex Machenma.

A few ways. One, managing to appease the spirits long enough for the barrier that makes the world up falls apart, if only temporary, preform the original ritual that is the average way of entering backwards after successfully appeasing Sachicko(Saying "Sachicko, we beg of you for as many people as there are in the group plus one for Sachico, then putting the ritual doll back together) or managing to please the spirits of the three other children enough to cause one to aid you escape. Or we can always BS our way out of it with a Duce Ex Machenma.

I was thinking of doing something along the lines of the 'BS our way out with Deus Ex Machina' one

Dat sig... It reminds me of a friend of mine T_T

Which one?

I was thinking of doing something along the lines of the 'BS our way out with Deus Ex Machina' one

Fine, take the "party" out of Corpse Party.

PLAY

 

DIRECT CONTINUATION

 

The group continues on their journey to… actually, I’m not really sure where they’re going at this point.

 

Neither do I.

 

Go away.

 

XIRO

Tch. Are the narrators fighting again?

 

What did I tell you about breaking the fourth wall?

 

SORA

Yeah, Xiro.

 

XIRO

Shut up.

 

Suddenly, Javelin jumps in out of nowhere.

 

JAVELIN

Hey guys! Did you miss me?

 

SKY

Wha-? I thought you were with us this entire time.

 

JAVELIN

Nah, I was with Kairi.

 

NEOS

What were you two doing?

 

JAVELIN

I was letting her play with my Javelin.

 

BIT

…Is that supposed to be some sort of innuendo?

 

JAVELIN (laughing)

Of course not. Geez, Bit, get your head out of the gutter. I was talking about this.

 

Javelin pulls out an FGM-148 Javelin.

 

EVERYONE

Ohhhh….

 

OBLIVION

It’s so big!

 

SKYAND BIT

*snicker*

 

NEVERBETTER

*slaps Sky and Bit* You guys are so immature.

 

And so the group continues forward.

 

PAUSE

PLAY DIRECT CONTINUATION The group continues on their journey to… actually, I’m not really sure where they’re going at this point. Neither do I. Go away. 

XIRO

Tch. Are the narrators fighting again?

 What did I tell you about breaking the fourth wall? 

SORA

Yeah, Xiro.

 

XIRO

Shut up.

 

Suddenly, Javelin jumps in out of nowhere. 

JAVELIN

Hey guys! Did you miss me?

 

SKY

Wha-? I thought you were with us this entire time.

 

JAVELIN

Nah, I was with Kairi.

 

NEOS

What were you two doing?

 

JAVELIN

I was letting her play with my Javelin.

 

BIT

…Is that supposed to be some sort of innuendo?

 

JAVELIN (laughing)

Of course not. Geez, Bit, get your head out of the gutter. I was talking about this.

 

Javelin pulls out an FGM-148 Javelin. 

EVERYONE

Ohhhh….

 

OBLIVION

It’s so big!

 

SKYAND BIT

*snicker*

 

NEVERBETTER

*slaps Sky and Bit* You guys are so immature.

 

And so the group continues forward. PAUSE

The funny thing is that that is much more accurate of me.

PLAY

 

MEANWHILE

 

A lone Chevy Camaro can be seen driving in what seems to be the middle of nowhere. The windows are tinted, and the side mirrors are adorned with miniature American flags.

 

???

I wonder what the others are up to… What do you think they’re doing, Xion?

 

XION

I don’t know, but whatever it is, it’s probably something stupid.

 

??? (laughing)

Now now, don’t be like that. I for one personally enjoy their shenanigans.

 

RUBY

Are we there yet?

 

XION

No. Here, eat some cookies. *hands Ruby a plate of cookies*

 

???

Let’s go see what sort of ridiculous situation they’ve gotten themselves into this time. This should be loads of fun.

 

The mysterious person steps on the gas, and the Camaro speeds off into the distance.

 

PAUSE

 

 

(Guess who : P)

PLAY MEANWHILE A lone Chevy Camaro can be seen driving in what seems to be the middle of nowhere. The windows are tinted, and the side mirrors are adorned with miniature American flags. 

???

I wonder what the others are up to… What do you think they’re doing, Xion?

 

XION

I don’t know, but whatever it is, it’s probably something stupid.

 

??? (laughing)

Now now, don’t be like that. I for one personally enjoy their shenanigans.

 

RUBY

Are we there yet?

 

XION

No. Here, eat some cookies. *hands Ruby a plate of cookies*

 

???

Let’s go see what sort of ridiculous situation they’ve gotten themselves into this time. This should be loads of fun.

 

The mysterious person steps on the gas, and the Camaro speeds off into the distance. PAUSE  (Guess who : P)

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just dosen't belong, can you tell me which thing is not like the other befor I finish my so-It's Oathkeeper because he hasn't been introduced yet and is in a car with Xion and Ruby!

WE'RE SLACKING

WE'RE SLACKING

Sorry, I've been busy for these past few days, and I still don't have any good ideas besides Oath's debut.

I'll do something once I think of it (or if someone offers a good enough idea).

Sorry, I've been busy for these past few days, and I still don't have any good ideas besides Oath's debut.I'll do something once I think of it (or if someone offers a good enough idea).

How about we go ahead and fought Oath and have Javey-boy join his side, then we win and take a Boss Card, finding outthat were in Castle Oblivion.

How about we go ahead and fought Oath and have Javey-boy join his side, then we win and take a Boss Card, finding outthat were in Castle Oblivion.

Hmmm... Could be a possibility

PLAY

 

MEANWHILE

 

The main party enters a dark and dank tunnel. After a few minutes of complaining about it, they soon reach a solid oak door.

Sky tries to open it.

 

SKY

No good. It’s locked.

 

NEOS

Anybody got a hairpin on them?

 

SORA AND OBLIVION (simultaneously)

I got this!

 

The two jump back and point their Keyblades at the door. Beams of light shoot out of all four of their Keyblades, which then converge at the keyhole. However, instead of simply unlocking the door, their combined powers are so great that the door explodes into smithereens.

 

XIRO (dodging a chunk of door)

Talk about overkill….

 

OBLIVION

That was fun! Let’s do it again!

 

SKY

Let’s just go already…

 

And so the group continues forward.

 

PAUSE

 

PLAY

 

MEANWHILE

 

The main party enters a dark and dank tunnel. After a few minutes of complaining about it, they soon reach a solid oak door.

Sky tries to open it.

 

SKY

No good. It’s locked.

 

NEOS

Anybody got a hairpin on them?

 

SORA AND OBLIVION (simultaneously)

I got this!

 

The two jump back and point their Keyblades at the door. Beams of light shoot out of all four of their Keyblades, which then converge at the keyhole. However, instead of simply unlocking the door, their combined powers are so great that the door explodes into smithereens.

 

XIRO (dodging a chunk of door)

Talk about overkill….

 

OBLIVION

That was fun! Let’s do it again!

 

SKY

Let’s just go already…

 

And so the group continues forward.

 

PAUSE

 

WHY DON'T I DO ANYTHING ANYMORE? *Sob*

WHY DON'T I DO ANYTHING ANYMORE? *Sob*

Wait till the next part. Will finish it later.

PLAY

 

MEANWHILE

 

Dawn and Riku are sitting in an empty room. Everything - the walls, the ceiling, the floor, the ornaments - is painted white. The only non-white things in the room (save Dawn and Riku) are two formidable doors that stand on opposite ends of the room. The two are sitting on a set of steps leading up to one of these doors. Dawn is playing Chain of Memories on her Game Boy Advance.

 

RIKU

So, you’re telling me that there are video games based on our adventures?

 

DAWN

Yep.

 

RIKU

And that Sora, of all people, is the main character?

 

DAWN

Yes. Now shush, I’m in the middle of fighting Ansem.

 

RIKU

…. Do you honestly expect me to believe that?

 

DAWN (patting Riku’s head)

Yes. Now you just stay there and be your cute little self.

 

RIKU

…..

 

Suddenly, a light emanates from the door on the far side of the room. Then, in the next instant, the doors are blown off of their hinges and are sent crashing into the floor.

 

BIT

Seriously, guys?

 

SORA

C’mon, Bit! It’s fun! You should try it!

 

BIT

I’d rather not…

 

The group then notices Dawn and Riku.

 

XIRO

Dawn, you’re alive!

 

SORA

Riku, you’re alive!

 

RIKU

I still don’t know who you are!

 

JAVELIN

How did you guys get here?

 

Dawn simply shrugs.

 

JAVELIN

Okay then.

 

NEOS

Oh! Do you guys think Naminé’s here too?

 

SKY

Dunno.

 

BIT

Why would you care? Didn’t you guys ditch her for Pyrrha and Nora?

 

NEOS

D-did not!!

 

XIRO

No need to fight amongst ourselves, guys. Let’s just keep going.

 

RIKU

One problem. The door’s locked.

 

OBLIVION

I got it!

 

BIT

NO! We’re not doing that again!

 

OBLIVION

Aw….

 

NEVERBETTER

Fear not, everyone!

 

NeverBetter pulls a Map Card out of his pocket, and holds it out in front of the door. The door unlocks and opens, light spilling out of the doorway.

 

NEVERBETTER

Now, we press onward!

 

The group walks through the door and into the light, unsure of what lies in store for them.

 

FADE TO WHITE

 

PAUSE

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I actually finished this part yesterday

Things to possibly look forward to:

Finding the real Sora??

Oath's Debut??

Schemer's return??

Pancakes?!?!

Don't forget to leave suggestions.

PLAY

 

MEANWHILE

 

Dawn and Riku are sitting in an empty room. Everything - the walls, the ceiling, the floor, the ornaments - is painted white. The only non-white things in the room (save Dawn and Riku) are two formidable doors that stand on opposite ends of the room. The two are sitting on a set of steps leading up to one of these doors. Dawn is playing Chain of Memories on her Game Boy Advance.

 

RIKU

So, you’re telling me that there are video games based on our adventures?

 

DAWN

Yep.

 

RIKU

And that Sora, of all people, is the main character?

 

DAWN

Yes. Now shush, I’m in the middle of fighting Ansem.

 

RIKU

…. Do you honestly expect me to believe that?

 

DAWN (patting Riku’s head)

Yes. Now you just stay there and be your cute little self.

 

RIKU

…..

 

Suddenly, a light emanates from the door on the far side of the room. Then, in the next instant, the doors are blown off of their hinges and are sent crashing into the floor.

 

BIT

Seriously, guys?

 

SORA

C’mon, Bit! It’s fun! You should try it!

 

BIT

I’d rather not…

 

The group then notices Dawn and Riku.

 

XIRO

Dawn, you’re alive!

 

SORA

Riku, you’re alive!

 

RIKU

I still don’t know who you are!

 

JAVELIN

How did you guys get here?

 

Dawn simply shrugs.

 

JAVELIN

Okay then.

 

NEOS

Oh! Do you guys think Naminé’s here too?

 

SKY

Dunno.

 

BIT

Why would you care? Didn’t you guys ditch her for Pyrrha and Nora?

 

NEOS

D-did not!!

 

XIRO

No need to fight amongst ourselves, guys. Let’s just keep going.

 

RIKU

One problem. The door’s locked.

 

OBLIVION

I got it!

 

BIT

NO! We’re not doing that again!

 

OBLIVION

Aw….

 

NEVERBETTER

Fear not, everyone!

 

NeverBetter pulls a Map Card out of his pocket, and holds it out in front of the door. The door unlocks and opens, light spilling out of the doorway.

 

NEVERBETTER

Now, we press onward!

 

The group walks through the door and into the light, unsure of what lies in store for them.

 

FADE TO WHITE

 

PAUSE

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I actually finished this part yesterday

Things to possibly look forward to:

Finding the real Sora??

Oath's Debut??

Schemer's return??

Pancakes?!?!

Don't forget to leave suggestions.

It better be a treasure room. I only use those anymore.

Sky actually snuck into KH13 and has to leave the group unless he can prove his worth. *cough*

Sky actually snuck into KH13 and has to leave the group unless he can prove his worth. *cough*

Dude where have you been? And man, you sneaking tose papers wow.

Sky actually snuck into KH13 and has to leave the group unless he can prove his worth. *cough*

SKY VS SCHEMER TEAM SOLO DEATH MATCH

The stakes?........a big ol' plate of Belgian waffles *stomach growls*

The stakes?........a big ol' plate of Belgian pancakes *stomach growls*

fixed

fixed

have me speak backwards in every sentence in the next post.

have me speak backwards in every sentence in the next post.

Hmm.... maybe I'll save that for a later post...