KH13 HQ.  ONE NORMAL DAY.

 

SKY

It’s kind of getting boring here.

 

NEOS

You said it!  You and me should just go on a random adventure-

 

SKY

Let’s do it!

 

NEOS

Filled with, action, ponies, pancakes, pie...Our favorite girlies..Did I mention Pie?

 

SKY

Pie definitely has to be included!  We’ll have it all!

 

NEOS

Yeah!

 

And so Sky and Neos embarked on their journey.

 

PAUSE.

Edited August 23, 201312 yr by Jaune Arc

How dare you guys go on an adventure WITHOUT ME. *goes and cries in a corner*

PLAY.

 

OUTSIDE THE KH13 HQ.  MOMENTS AFTER.

 

SKY

Where do you think we should go first?

 

NEOS

Pie shop?

 

SKY

We have to do something deserving to get it though!

 

NEOS

Fine!  How about we find a pony?

 

Neos and Sky walk away from the KH13 HQ and discover a familiar face.

 

XIRO

I heard you guys were going on a journey.

 

SKY

Yup.

 

NEOS

Uh huh!

 

XIRO

If there are adventures to be had, I'm coming.

 

SKY and NEOS

Alright!

 

And so, let it be known that moments after Neos and Sky exited the KH13 head quarters, Xiro had joined.

 

PAUSE

Edited August 23, 201312 yr by Jaune Arc

MOAR MOAR!!

This plot must advance a bit...further.

 

*reflects glasses*

I'll be the villain.

 

 

 

 

PLAY

 

 KH13 HQ  2 MINUTES AFTER NEOS AND SKY MET WITH XIRO.

 

The three all walk parallel to each other.

 

NEOS

To the magical land of ponies!

 

XIRO

Yeah!

 

OBLIVION (from the other side of the street)

Adventure is out there!

 

The three boys look towards Oblivion and nod their heads.

 

SKY

Hell yeah!

 

A mysterious figure appears before Sky, Neos and Xiro.  The figure seems to be a cloaked schemer with an x.  The road before them changes.  There are two ways, one curving to the right and one to the left.

 

SCHEMER

Now you must choose.  Left or right?

 

PAUSE

Edited August 23, 201312 yr by Jaune Arc

Ooo Lets go right since...The Right road is always the worse ones in movies

Ooo Lets go right since...The Right road is always the worse ones in movies

Screw that! We go left.

Make your own path in the middle >: D

Edited August 1, 201312 yr by xoblivionx13

Ooo Lets go right since...The Right road is always the worse ones in movies

 

PLAY

 

AT THE FORKED ROAD.  2 MINUTES LATER...

 

Sky, Neos, and Xiro attempt to go right.

 

NEOS

We choose right cause that's the worst way to go!

SKY

... What the hell Neos?SCHEMERBut in this case that is the best way to go.

 

NEOSNever mind then...

 

Make your own path in the middle >: D

 

Oblivion runs from across the street to join the journey.

 

OBLIVIONHow about we make a path in the middle? 

Oblivion tries to make a path in the middle.  Schemer blocks her from proceeding further.

 

SCHEMER (irritated)Idiot!  I'm in the middle.

 

SKY (protective)Hey!  Don't call her that!

 

Screw that! We go left.

XIROYeah!  Let's go left.

 

SCHEMER (dumbfounded)

I just firetrucking told you that the right is the best way to go...

 

SKYNope, we're going left.

 

NEOS

Right!  We wanna take the worst path!

 

The four head left to the worst path.  Why?  I don't firetrucking know, they're gonna die, I just know it...

 

SKYHey narrator!  That's kind of mean!

 

NEOSYeah!

 

And so the four continued on their journey.  Who knows what awaits next?

 

PAUSE

Edited August 23, 201312 yr by Jaune Arc

I want to be the one who saves your sorry azzes because I'm too cool to be harmed by you, I join the party, and kill all the cookies.

Edited August 8, 201312 yr by Guest

How come I don't get to break the fourth wall?

Also, for me choosing the left, you're welcome.

<.<

i want in..

Edited August 8, 201312 yr by BitTripNano

MOAR MOAR!!

I want to be the one who saves your sorry azzes because I'm too cool to be harmed by you, I join the party, and kill all the cookies.

 

PLAY

 

AT A BUS STOP.  5 MINUTES LATER.

 

Neos, Sky, Xiro and Oblivion continue on their journey and arrive at a bus stop.  They find themselves to be a dollar short.  Due to the addition of a new member, they currently do not have enough to proceed until...

 

NEVERBETTER

Hey guys, looks like you need some help!

 

SKYNot really, leave us alone.

 

NEOSHey Sky that's mean!SKYShut up, you aren't a detective like me!

 

Xiro looks at NeverBetter's hands to see a roll of cash in it.

 

XIRO (whispering to Sky)Quiet, maybe we can get some cash from him!

 

OBLIVION (to Xiro and Sky's dismay)So NeverBetter, how about joining us!

 

SKY (surprised)Wait, what?

 

OBLIVION (sticking out index finger)But there's a fee for joining!

 

NEVERBETTER

How much?

 

OBLIVION (looking at the cash)

How much do you have?

 

NEVERBETTERI have 500 in this-

 

OBLIVIONLucky for you it's exactly 500 KH13-ians (currency).

 

NEVERBETTEROh cool!  Here ya go!

 

NeverBetter hands the money to Oblivion and and she gives him a dollar back.  Due to him having the money, he's saved them a 10 minute trip back to the headquarters to get more money.  He is the unlikely hero.

 

How come I don't get to break the fourth wall?

Also, for me choosing the left, you're welcome.

 

XIROSo where do we go now, mister narrator?

 

Hold your horses Xiro!  Everyone is boarding the buses as you break the fourth wall.

 

SKYHe isn't as cool as breaking it as I am though.

 

NEVERBETTERI am the best, right readers? 

OBLIVIONThat's enough!  You guys are confusing the readers!SKY and NEVERBETTER

Fine...

 

<.<

i want in..

 

The five board the bus to see another person already inside.  He chews on a toothpick to make him look cool, but everyone knows he is a BIT lame.

 

BITHeard you guys were going on a journey.  I want in! 

Bit puts his feet over the next row of seats and points his thumb at himself.

 

SKYWhat do you have to offer?BITThis!

 

What does Bit have to offer the group?  Why are they on the bus?  Where has Schemer gone off to?  Find out next time on Adventure Is Out There!

 

PAUSE

Edited August 23, 201312 yr by Jaune Arc

AT A BUS STOP.  5 MINUTES LATER.

 

Neos, Sky, Xiro and Oblivion continue on their journey and arrive at a bus stop.  They find themselves to be a dollar short.  Due to the addition of a new member, they currently do not have enough to proceed until...

 

NEVERBETTER

Hey guys, looks like you need some help!

 

SKYNot really, leave us alone.

 

NEOSHey Sky that's mean!SKYShut up, you aren't a detective like me!

 

Xiro looks at NeverBetter's hands to see a roll of cash in it.

 

XIRO (whispering to Sky)Quiet, maybe we can get some cash from him!

 

OBLIVION (to Xiro and Sky's dismay)So NeverBetter, how about joining us!

 

SKY (surprised)Wait, what?

 

OBLIVION (sticking out index finger)But there's a fee for joining!

 

NEVERBETTER

How much?

 

OBLIVION (looking at the cash)

How much do you have?

 

NEVERBETTERI have 500 in this-

 

OBLIVIONLucky for you it's exactly 500 KH13-ians (currency).

 

NEVERBETTEROh cool!  Here ya go!

 

NeverBetter hands the money to Oblivion and and she gives him a dollar back.  Due to him having the money, he's saved them a 10 minute trip back to the headquarters to get more money.  He is the unlikely hero.

 

 

XIROSo where do we go now, mister narrator?

 

Hold your horses Xiro!  Everyone is boarding the buses as you break the fourth wall.

 

SKYHe isn't as cool as breaking it as I am though.

 

NEVERBETTERI am the best, right readers? 

OBLIVIONThat's enough!  You guys are confusing the readers!SKY and NEVERBETTER

Fine...

 

 

The five board the bus to see another person already inside.  He chews on a toothpick to make him look cool, but everyone knows he is a BIT lame.

 

BITHeard you guys were going on a journey.  I want in! 

Bit puts his feet over the next row of seats and points his thumb at himself.

 

SKYWhat do you have to offer?BITThis!

 

What does Bit have to offer the group?  Why are they on the bus?  Where has Schemer gone off to?  Find out next time on Adventure Is Out There!

FRICKEN CLIFF HANGERS

FRICKEN CLIFF HANGERS >

This is the part where y'all suggest things.

AT A BUS STOP. 5 MINUTES LATER.Neos, Sky, Xiro and Oblivion continue on their journey and arrive at a bus stop. They find themselves to be a dollar short. Due to the addition of a new member, they currently do not have enough to proceed until...

NEVERBETTER

Hey guys, looks like you need some help!

SKYNot really, leave us alone.

NEOSHey Sky that's mean!SKYShut up, you aren't a detective like me!

Xiro looks at NeverBetter's hands to see a roll of cash in it.

XIRO (whispering to Sky)Quiet, maybe we can get some cash from him!

OBLIVION (to Xiro and Sky's dismay)So NeverBetter, how about joining us!

SKY (surprised)Wait, what?

OBLIVION (sticking out index finger)But there's a fee for joining!

NEVERBETTER

How much?

OBLIVION (looking at the cash)

How much do you have?

NEVERBETTERI have 500 in this-

OBLIVIONLucky for you it's exactly 500 KH13-ians (currency).

NEVERBETTEROh cool! Here ya go!

NeverBetter hands the money to Oblivion and and she gives him a dollar back. Due to him having the money, he's saved them a 10 minute trip back to the headquarters to get more money. He is the unlikely hero.

XIROSo where do we go now, mister narrator?

Hold your horses Xiro! Everyone is boarding the buses as you break the fourth wall.

SKYHe isn't as cool as breaking it as I am though.

NEVERBETTERI am the best, right readers?

OBLIVIONThat's enough! You guys are confusing the readers!SKY and NEVERBETTER

Fine...

The five board the bus to see another person already inside. He chews on a toothpick to make him look cool, but everyone knows he is a BIT lame.

BITHeard you guys were going on a journey. I want in!

Bit puts his feet over the next row of seats and points his thumb at himself.

SKYWhat do you have to offer?BITThis!

What does Bit have to offer the group? Why are they on the bus? Where has Schemer gone off to? Find out next time on Adventure Is Out There!

I say he should give us bacon swords. Also, I'm the powerhouse and moneysource of yo team. Thank me.

Schemer went to go fap

I say he should give us bacon swords.

yes.

Schemer went to go fapyes.

Gross.

(Well, thank you for your insightful words >;O)

 

I say he should give us bacon swords. Also, I'm the powerhouse and moneysource of yo team. Thank me.

 

PLAY

 

Bit holds out five bacon swords for the team and hands them to each of them.

 

NEVERBETTERAlright, where we headed guys?

 

XIRONo idea.

 

NEOSTo ponies and the sort!

 

SKYWe need a powerhouse to slay stuff though.

 

NEVERBETTERLuckily, you have me! 

NeverBetter turns into a small powerhouse, literally a house with electrical power.  Everyone laughs, unable to hold it.  Oblivion wipes off a tear and continues the conversation.

 

OBLIVIONWell, NeverBetter looks like he's got a lot to offer.

 

SKY (using quotation marks in the air)"A lot"

 

OBLIVIONMhm

 

 

Schemer went to go fap

 

XIROWhere did Schemer go?BITSchemer?NEOSYeah, we saw that dude earlier, telling us to go left and all.

 

SKY (on the phone)Where are you dude?SCHEMER (other side of phone)I went to have my personal time at my house.  Stop blue balling me man!

 

SKYAlright, alright.

 

BITHe went to go fap didn't he?

 

And with that word, the bus stops and kicks everyone out.  Everyone slowly gets up to see a yellow brick road.  Well then, what will happen to our crew of six next?

PAUSE

(Um people, suggest stuff yo!)

Edited August 23, 201312 yr by Jaune Arc

Where are the ninjas? We need to put our bacon swords to good use.

Also, if NeverBetter can turn into a powerhouse, can he turn into an ATM as well, since he's the "moneysource"?

(Well, thank you for your insightful words >;O)

 

 

Bit holds out five bacon swords for the team and hands them to each of them.

 

NEVERBETTERAlright, where we headed guys?

 

XIRONo idea.

 

NEOSTo ponies and the sort!

 

SKYWe need a powerhouse to slay stuff though.

 

NEVERBETTERLuckily, you have me! 

NeverBetter turns into a small powerhouse, literally a house with electrical power.  Everyone laughs, unable to hold it.  Oblivion wipes off a tear and continues the conversation.

 

OBLIVIONWell, NeverBetter looks like he's got a lot to offer.

 

SKY (using quotation marks in the air)"A lot"

 

OBLIVIONMhm

 

 

 

XIROWhere did Schemer go?BITSchemer?NEOSYeah, we saw that dude earlier, telling us to go left and all.

 

SKY (on the phone)Where are you dude?SCHEMER (other side of phone)I went to have my personal time at my house.  Stop blue balling me man!

 

SKYAlright, alright.

 

BITHe went to go fap didn't he?

 

And with that word, the bus stops and kicks everyone out.  Everyone slowly gets up to see a yellow brick road.  Well then, what will happen to our crew of six next?

(Um people, suggest stuff yo!)

 

Where are the ninjas? We need to put our bacon swords to good use.

Also, if NeverBetter can turn into a powerhouse, can he turn into an ATM as well, since he's the "moneysource"?

Of course I can, I shoot friggin ninja stars made of dollar bills! Also, I can shoot thunderbolts. Also, I say we have the first boss be a man with a hittler stache and a pedo stache mixed together

Edited August 11, 201312 yr by Guest

Of course I can, I shoot friggin ninja stars made of dollar bills! Also, I can shoot thunderbolts. Also, I say we have the first boss be a man with a hittler stache and a pedo stache mixed together

Nope. I wanna fight Death

Nope. I wanna fight Death

Who said we can't have both/

Who said we can't have both/

Fine. Pedo-Hitler-Stache Man will be the first, and Death will be the second.

And Gordon Ramsay will be the third.