The Dynamic Duo. (1x1)
Posted 25 April 2010 - 03:23 PM
"I had a complete grasp on the situation~!"
Alicia bitch slapped Romeo.
Posted 25 April 2010 - 04:06 PM
"I-" His voice broke off and he walked away.
Posted 28 April 2010 - 03:49 PM
Walking backwards, he replied "You know," he burped "evah since we partnered up 4 years ago-" He stumbles on his foot, but gets his balance again, "I've almost died 11 times, almost got my foot and ear removed, got hit by a truck, I have a tatoo reading "Rick was here" on my shoulder for some reason, and during every mission I always look like a complete dumba-" Romeo falls into the water around the beachwalk.
Posted 28 April 2010 - 03:51 PM
"Romeo... you're drunk."
Chad gave him a hand...
"And that tat? Oh... Rosette and myself had some fun that night."
Posted 28 April 2010 - 03:57 PM
2 hours later at the hotel:
Romeo wakes up in a hotel room.
"Chad!! We gotta be at the club!!!" Romeo had the worst headache, and he started to hold his head in pain.
Posted 28 April 2010 - 04:05 PM
Chad was already dressed and ready for a night of strippers, Booze, and buicks.
"Ah... I love se-"
He looked around to see Romeo horribly Drunk.
"Maybe you should stay... you have a hangover."
Posted 28 April 2010 - 04:19 PM
Romeo was forcefully pulling up his pants, while jumping up and down.
"Nah, I have to go. If something goes down over there, your ass wouldn't last a second without me." As he jumped for one last time, he bumped his head on the wooden fan.
"Mother fu-" He took deep breaths. "Esta bien, esta bien, esta bien..." he repeated to himself multiple times.
Posted 28 April 2010 - 05:51 PM
He put his necklace on.
"And my ass would last longer then yours so Shut the fu-k up."
Posted 28 April 2010 - 06:19 PM
"These guys don't play," he puts his gun in its holder at his side. "One mistake, and your ass is gonna be filled with holes. We gotta play it safe."
Posted 28 April 2010 - 06:21 PM
Posted 01 May 2010 - 11:36 AM
"Your idiocity has just amazed me. You take it to a whole 'nother level." He reaches into his pocket and shows his own ID: Romeo Antonio Carlos Martinez Soto Cruz Santiago Torres Garcia Espinosa Santos
Posted 01 May 2010 - 11:39 AM
Chad stretched his limbs and headed for the door.
Posted 01 May 2010 - 01:50 PM
Half an hour later at the Inferno Crimson....
Posted 01 May 2010 - 01:55 PM
"Ohhh slow down baby."
His attention was broke when he caught a small glimpse of metal in a waitresses bloomers.
He waved Romeo down
Posted 01 May 2010 - 02:18 PM
"Those are the guys we should worry about." A few feet behind them sat tall, armed men in a booth. One was smoking a cigar as the others were cheering in some foreign language to a woman grinding on a pole. A few had Makarov pistols, but there were along Ak-47's laid along the side of the V.I.P. section.
"Those Russians are packing some serious heat!!"
Posted 01 May 2010 - 02:20 PM
"I'll be right back."
He approached them...
Posted 01 May 2010 - 02:31 PM
Posted 01 May 2010 - 02:39 PM
Chad said, sitting down, throwing his feet up on the table.
Posted 03 May 2010 - 03:34 PM
"Oh shi-!!" The drink soaked into his shirt. The stripper kept yelling "Sorry!" on his way to the restroom, maybe hoping for a better tip.