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Conspiracy theory: The Kitchen bots are DC's creation

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Seriously, why would they target a kingdom hearts fansite? KH has nothing to do with food let alone kitchens. 

Consider this. The bots keep wanting us to buy various kitchen related products. These products cost money. Money is power and in the economy of today if you have enough money you can control the world. Whoever has control over the bots will have a better chance of gaining money and thus power. 

 

But how does this all fit together?

Daniel is an average boy. Just happens to own KH13. But maybe he wanted to expand it even farther. Daniel wanted to make the world his own Kingdom Hearts fan paradise. To do this all he had to do was create a mass of Kitchen supply selling bots to gain money whilst those who pay get nothing in return. 

 

But then why do the bots keep getting banned?

The only explanation is the projects failure. DC tried out the plan early on and let the kitchen bots be but not enough people were gullible enough to pay. Thus, as a cover up, he's told the mod team to ban Kitchen bots without telling them the full truth of how he was the creator.

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It all makes sense now... Wait, if he wants the world to be a KH fan paradise, why is he only targeting the people he's already convinced to join him? Wouldn't it be more effective to go for those who aren't?

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It all makes sense now... Wait, if he wants the world to be a KH fan paradise, why is he only targeting the people he's already convinced to join him? Wouldn't it be more effective to go for those who aren't?

 

All that mattered was the money

Money is power and in the economy of today if you have enough money you can control the world. Whoever has control over the bots will have a better chance of gaining money and thus power. 

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All that mattered was the money

I see now... Besides, it'd be easier for him to get money out of the people he's already hypnotized to join his cause, right?

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Dude, DC just needs some kitchens for himself.

 

He needs variety and the bots just gives him that. Conspiracy thwarted and inb496

If he wanted kitchens for himself he wouldn't need the bots! 

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If he wanted kitchens for himself he wouldn't need the bots! 

 

DC wants all the 99999999 other members here who dont give a firetruck about his kitchens to know that he's waiting for the perfect moment.

 

Choosing kitchens are serious business.

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Or the bots is secretly Square members, whos made the kingdom hearts, and they want money from the fans,for the KH3. DC liked it, and let they posting.

Money comes, Square happy.

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