The Great War of KH13

[Jim 2,990]

Alright, it's time for the greatest battle to ever shake the foundations of KH13. Are you ready? 

 

There aren't really any rules to this battle, per se, but this is basically how it works:

• You can join or leave the battle at any time. 
• There are no official 'teams'. feel free to form your own alliances.
• You can use any form of attack/defense/general havoc causing action from any character from any story, be it a video game, movie, or even book. Heck, it can even be real life or something you just made up.
• Feel free to use any weapon you wish (if you feel like making use of a weapon), at any point. You can use a particular weapon in one comment, and you can still use it next time, or you can just forget you even had that weapon and move on to some other random weapon you never used before. Feel free to make it crazy, like one comment you can be wielding a sword, next comment, you're in a tank. Or make it interesting and have the sword turn into a tank if you want. 
• Make up the environment and use it to your advantage. I've had a friend push me off a "conveniently-placed cliff" before.
• The more ridiculous this battle gets, the better.
• You can make up actions that make no difference or do anything but make the situation more crazy. Like, you can choose to start dancing in the middle of the battle, if you wish. 
• NEW GUIDELINE: To make things simpler- if you're performing a joint-attack with another user, I'd say you should tag their comment. It'll make it easier to understand who's attack you're basing yours off of.

It sounds confusing, but it's actually pretty basic. Like, here's an example battle between myself and two other made-up users (first bullet is the format I'm using to demonstrate what happens):

• [username]: "[text in comment]" 
• Jim: "Stands on battlefield triumphantly"
• eddy34: "runs at Jim with giant sword"
• Jim: "backflips over eddy and lands on his shoulders"
• Kim03: "Sends a giant rhino to headbutt eddy and Jim to the moon"
• eddy34: "summons his keyblade armor and lands on the moon in an epic stance"
• Jim: "throws the moon, with eddy on it, at kim"

So, does that make sense to you guys? It's pretty simple, just have fun with it. Feel free to ask a question if you're confused.

Edited January 7, 2013 by Jim

[Demyx. 10,064]

*stands and waits while eating a biscuit*

Edited January 7, 2013 by Xaon

[Weiss 8,279]

*hands Xaon a soda*

Edited April 25, 2013 by Weiss

[Jim 2,990]

*joins the food party, maintaining a cautious defensive pose all the while*

[Weiss 8,279]

*tells a joke about kh13*

[Demyx. 10,064]

*throws soda at jim's shins*

[Weiss 8,279]

*steps back*

[Robbie the Wise 5,050]

Devereauxr stabs Jim in the chest with a X-Blade.

[Jim 2,990]

Jim pauses, in pain from the X-blade, and in awe of how quickly that escalated

Edited January 7, 2013 by Jim

[Weiss 8,279]

*revives Jim*

[Demyx. 10,064]

*picks up keys the hedgehog and slams him/her into Dev's face*

[Jim 2,990]

casts Auto-life on Keys in return and proceeds to hit Xaon and Dev with a massive hammer

[Weiss 8,279]

*jumps out of Xaon's arms and readies keyblade in mouth*

[Demyx. 10,064]

pokes jim in the eye with a stick

[Jim 2,990]

pokes Xaon in the eye with a machine gun bullet

 

fired from a machine gun

[Robbie the Wise 5,050]

Devereauxr: time travels to the day of each of you was conceived and destroys your parents.

[Weiss 8,279]

*casts nulall on Jim*

[Silent 824]

*does an awesome dance*

[Jim 2,990]

takes the Tardis back to where Devrauxr is and beats him over the head with it

 

spits Xaon's eye (which miraculously became a grenade) back into Xaon's eye socket

Edited January 7, 2013 by Jim

[Demyx. 10,064]

takes out his eye and shoves it down jim's throat.

Edited January 7, 2013 by Xaon

[Weiss 8,279]

*uses hedgehog cuteness to stun Dev*

[Demyx. 10,064]

takes back his tardis and leaves jim in the past

[Robbie the Wise 5,050]

Devereauxr: Summons Crash Bandicoot shoves Jim down Crash's throat.

[Weiss 8,279]

*grabs onto Tardis at the last second*

[Robbie the Wise 5,050]

Devereauxr: Eats hedgehog

Edited January 7, 2013 by devereauxr