Hello there. I'm Xaon. I am here today to help you all with you problems. There is no problem to big that I can't solve! I am the best advice giver that I know! So please let me help you and post your problems.

I need to get laid.

 

 

Demyx I knew I'd find you here slacking off get back to the castle for your haircut RIGHT NOW OR ELSE.

Edited October 18, 201213 yr by devereauxr

No problem you can't solve?

Xaon....Bring world peace!

I need to get laid.

 

My suggestion would be to get drunk. Then go to a bar and find a strapping young lad and get him drunk. Once he's drunk take him to the bathroom and take care of business. Wash, rinse and repeat.

 

No problem you can't solve?

Xaon....Bring world peace!

 

I am working on world peace as we speak. I am impregnating the world to be in my perfect image. That way there will be only love. The world will look at each other in my beautiful faces and be completely happy.

Wash, rinse and repeat.

 

But then it'd be good clean fun and who needs that?

 

 

 

 

Demyx I knew I'd find you here slacking off get back to the castle for your haircut RIGHT NOW OR ELSE.

 

Oh Shiiii. Dr. X is here! [Run Away!]

 

 

Demyx I knew I'd find you here slacking off get back to the castle for your haircut RIGHT NOW OR ELSE.

 

NO! I'm busy helping people!

 

But then it'd be good clean fun and who needs that?

 

The people of the world must cleanse themselves or else we are nothing but animals ready for the slaughter.

NO! I'm busy helping people!

 

 

 

If you don't get back to the castle right now your in trouble mister.

Don't make me use my keyblade on you.

If you don't get back to the castle right now your in trouble mister.

Don't make me use my keyblade on you.

 

I said no!

If you don't get back to the castle right now your in trouble mister.

Don't make me use my keyblade on you.

 

bowmchickawowow.

There's this one guy I know who has an unhealthy addiction to a fictional character. How can I help him?

There's this one guy I know who has an unhealthy addiction to a fictional character. How can I help him?

 

I would say support this man. Show him that his love for this fictional character is not a bad thing. We wouldn't want people feeling bad about themselves now would we?

I would say fire this man out of a citrus catapult into a field of rabid cantaloupe. Then send in your armies of sprinkles.

 

Your advice is terrible, but if you insist...

How do I kill you? :I

Edited October 18, 201213 yr by devereauxr

Why are you dressed like the pope demyx

How do I kill you? :I

 

You should not kill others. It leads to a bad reputation.

 

Why are you dressed like the pope demyx

 

Because My heartless and nobody have been defeated. I have returned to my true form.

Edited October 18, 201213 yr by XaonSchock

You should not kill others. It leaves for a bad reputation.

 

 

 

Because My heartless and nobody have been defeated. I have returned to my true form.

 

that's lame

Why are you dressed like the pope demyx

 

 

because I have the best ideas ever.

that's lame

 

Your perception of lame is irrelevant.

Who is Demyx's heartless then Xaon?

Edited October 18, 201213 yr by Keysofblades

Who is Demyx's heartless then Xaon?

 

Who is Demyx's heartless then Xaon?

 

This would be him.

 

 

 

Edited October 19, 201213 yr by XaonSchock

This would be him.

 

 

 

 

In case anyone was curious, this is Luxord's heartless

 

 

In case anyone was curious, this is Luxord's heartless

 

 

 

Don't fool yourself buddy.

Don't fool yourself buddy.

 

Conscider, battles with them are always one-on-one, and their backstory is never fully explained. Or even generally explained. Clearly this is no coincidence.

Conscider, battles with them are always one-on-one, and their backstory is never fully explained. Or even generally explained. Clearly this is no coincidence.

 

Along with many other organization members hahaha Plus Sephiroth's back story is pretty well explained in Crisis Core.