Kefka 2012

[Dave 5,715]

With the current American Presidential elections, most people are, of course, focusing primarily on the Democratic ad Repupblican nominations of Obama and Romney. However, most people seem to forget that there are several independent parties on the ticket, and that it is your duty as voters (or, given that a number of you are under 18, interested by-standers) to educate yourself and find the best possible candidate. One that speaks for YOUR needs. One who will REALLY bring change. The leader who will take America's frown and turn it upside down.

 

Yes, throwing his hat into the Presidential race is none other than Kefka, representing the Cult of Kefka Party. While the Cult of Kefka Party was shamefully not invited to the debates (something about attempting threatening to sacrifice the press box being "morally wrong"), we feel it is important that you know what having Kefka in the White House means for your family.

 

Kekfa has said since the begining of the race that he will not make a single campaign promise he doesn't intend to keep. Such honesty and upfront politics are surely a boon. For instance, Kefka swears that all people, from all classes and backgrounds, will be treated perfectly equal. There will be no singling out or special treatment, and that the fate of one working class person is the fate of ALL people across the country. With the equality action plan he has written up (refered to as "The Ray of Judgement Stimulation Package), all people will be in the same economic boat within one year.

 

And let it not be said that Kefka is not concerned for the infrastructure! There will be several new job opportunities available, as he plans to see to the contstruction of many Monuments to Non-Existence, which will take the time and effort of the nation. It's hard work, but Kefka's not one to shirk from duty, and these Monuments will definately give many Americans unemployment problems virtually nihl.

 

Those in favor of the military certainly have nothing to fear! Kefka has made it clear that he intends to pour tons of gil into all armed forces. And don't worry about all that money going to waste: He then promises to invade every country in the world, making use of those tax dollars. Worried about resurgances in conquered nations? Fear not! Kefka promises to thoroughly crush civilization as we know it, so we don't have to worry about lengthy occupation times. But wait, you say: What happens to all those jobs in the military AFTER ending the world? Kefka promises that every member of the military will always be guaranteed a job working on the Monuments to Non-Existence, and given that he plans to fund a lot of these, there will be no shortage of work. So you see, there will ALWAYS be jobs and security for the armed forces!

 

Technology and science will not be neglected. Kefka forsees that, if elected, he will have great need for more industrial development and scientific research. In fact, he promises to expand the number of grants to universities willing to partake in the investigation of "Espers." Not only will this stimulate industrial growth, but it pays dividends for the education system!

 

But don't get the idea that Kefka is all work and no play. He enjoys a good laugh, just like you and me. Nor is he deaf to the pleas of the common man: he gladly enjoys listening to the voices of the millions crying out in unison. He's not afraid to be the clown from time to time, always the life at dance parties. If that doesn't make him accessible and relatable, I don't know what does.

 

So remember when you go to that ballot box: a vote for Kefka is a vote for the destruction of false promises, the annihalation of unfair class systems, the complete and total decimating of all unfair things.

 

Kefka in 2012. You'll be so satisfied, you'll be dancing mad.

[XIIISwords 1,059]

^That was overly long.

[Jilly Shears 2,144]

I'm rooting for the Palamecian Emperor for 2012. He isn't afraid of any 4-member bands of heroes, and knows how to control both heaven and hell at the same time. He can surely lead us into a better, more tornado-filled age of manifest destiny and military rule.

[Loki 1,184]

[XIIISwords 1,059]

[hatok 6,413]

Kefka in 2012. You'll be so satisfied, you'll be dancing mad.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isz5LhlO1H0

I wish I could like this post multiple times

[Aqua7KH 5,395]

sorry

Anyhow who I think should be president.

[hatok 6,413]

ITT

KH13: Illiteracy Edition

[Weiss 8,279]

First off...that's really long.

Second:

Meow Wow 2012

[Nweintraub 630]

^That was overly long.

 

I agree. So I got tired of reading it, & skipped everything else on it.

[Snow 1,800]

tl;dr I assume this means Kefka for President.

My answer is yes.

[XIIISwords 1,059]

Something about political threads on KH13-

 

They all eventually turn into "XXXX 2012" Threads.

 

In one page we've nominated Kefka, Brock, Patrick, Loki, and Meow Wow.

Edited October 4, 2012 by XIIISwords

[Kirux 1,224]

With the current American Presidential elections, most people are, of course, focusing primarily on the Democratic ad Repupblican nominations of Obama and Romney. However, most people seem to forget that there are several independent parties on the ticket, and that it is your duty as voters (or, given that a number of you are under 18, interested by-standers) to educate yourself and find the best possible candidate. One that speaks for YOUR needs. One who will REALLY bring change. The leader who will take America's frown and turn it upside down.

 

Yes, throwing his hat into the Presidential race is none other than Kefka, representing the Cult of Kefka Party. While the Cult of Kefka Party was shamefully not invited to the debates (something about attempting threatening to sacrifice the press box being "morally wrong"), we feel it is important that you know what having Kefka in the White House means for your family.

 

Kekfa has said since the begining of the race that he will not make a single campaign promise he doesn't intend to keep. Such honesty and upfront politics are surely a boon. For instance, Kefka swears that all people, from all classes and backgrounds, will be treated perfectly equal. There will be no singling out or special treatment, and that the fate of one working class person is the fate of ALL people across the country. With the equality action plan he has written up (refered to as "The Ray of Judgement Stimulation Package), all people will be in the same economic boat within one year.

 

And let it not be said that Kefka is not concerned for the infrastructure! There will be several new job opportunities available, as he plans to see to the contstruction of many Monuments to Non-Existence, which will take the time and effort of the nation. It's hard work, but Kefka's not one to shirk from duty, and these Monuments will definately give many Americans unemployment problems virtually nihl.

 

Those in favor of the military certainly have nothing to fear! Kefka has made it clear that he intends to pour tons of gil into all armed forces. And don't worry about all that money going to waste: He then promises to invade every country in the world, making use of those tax dollars. Worried about resurgances in conquered nations? Fear not! Kefka promises to thoroughly crush civilization as we know it, so we don't have to worry about lengthy occupation times. But wait, you say: What happens to all those jobs in the military AFTER ending the world? Kefka promises that every member of the military will always be guaranteed a job working on the Monuments to Non-Existence, and given that he plans to fund a lot of these, there will be no shortage of work. So you see, there will ALWAYS be jobs and security for the armed forces!

 

Technology and science will not be neglected. Kefka forsees that, if elected, he will have great need for more industrial development and scientific research. In fact, he promises to expand the number of grants to universities willing to partake in the investigation of "Espers." Not only will this stimulate industrial growth, but it pays dividends for the education system!

 

But don't get the idea that Kefka is all work and no play. He enjoys a good laugh, just like you and me. Nor is he deaf to the pleas of the common man: he gladly enjoys listening to the voices of the millions crying out in unison. He's not afraid to be the clown from time to time, always the life at dance parties. If that doesn't make him accessible and relatable, I don't know what does.

 

So remember when you go to that ballot box: a vote for Kefka is a vote for the destruction of false promises, the annihalation of unfair class systems, the complete and total decimating of all unfair things.

 

Kefka in 2012. You'll be so satisfied, you'll be dancing mad.

 

 

 

Dave....can I have your babies? It would seem that it is the only way to ensure my offspring are made of top notch awesome.

[Xail 113]

Kefka has a 100% chance of winning

Edited October 4, 2012 by Xail

[Dave 5,715]

Dave....can I have your babies? It would seem that it is the only way to ensure my offspring are made of top notch awesome.

 

The only problem with that is that if the Cult of Kefka Party does get voted in, they plan on instituting a no-producing-life-of-any-kind policy. It seems extreme, but they say it will help stop urban sprawl.

[Kirux 1,224]

The only problem with that is that if the Cult of Kefka Party does get voted in, they plan on instituting a no-producing-life-of-any-kind policy. It seems extreme, but they say it will help stop urban sprawl.

 

Well best get reproducing now before they're voted in. ;D

[hatok 6,413]

The only problem with that is that if the Cult of Kefka Party does get voted in, they plan on instituting a no-producing-life-of-any-kind policy. It seems extreme, but they say it will help stop urban sprawl.

 

What about cloning? What are their thoughts on cloning?

[Dave 5,715]

What about cloning? What are their thoughts on cloning?

 

Why create life when everything must die?

 

Oh, and, uh...

 

ethics.

 

....N'stuff....

[hatok 6,413]

Why create life when everything must die?

 

Oh, and, uh...

 

ethics.

 

....N'stuff....

 

Immortal clones?

[Dave 5,715]

Immortal clones?

 

The Cult of Kefka Party does not support the idea of supporting quests of immortality. The thought of a human being that could not die upsets them.