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5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast


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#1 Firaga Sensei

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 02:00 AM

_EPISODE 1_

Setting: A huge Kingdom Hearts logo with a keyblade spinning around in the middle. An intro with the title shows up on the screen...transitioning to a backdrop of the same logo, with Sora, standing in place.

Sora: Holy smokes, baloney, fudge and mustard, stop the presses and stop the internet!! If you are a member of KH13, and are loading this up your internet machine....you're here. Now, stand, the F**K UP!!

(No one stands up. Not even the cast members off screen watching)

Sora: -__-....Well, anyways....welcome to 5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast....where the most important questions on the face of this planet are answered....these, my friends (holds up paper) are the questions. And we (spreads arms out) We...have the answers....the answers to existance! (raises fist)

Riku: (Off-stage): By God, you're a ham.

Sora: (looks to Riku): By God, you're a homo.

(off-screen cast "OOOOHHHH"s in unison.)

Riku: -__-....just start the f*king show.

Sora: Alrighty then! First question....

(record skip, pause)

Hi, Firaga96. You know, I was going to make up stuff at this point, but then i thought, "Hey, why not get some actual questions going?"

So, KH13.com, I'm leaving the rest to you. Post some questions, being about anything you want to ask Sora, and once I get five, I'll continue the story from there. If you didn't get your question in, you can always ask another one for another character. :)

Edited by Firaga96, 14 October 2012 - 03:15 PM.


#2 Oniaku

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 02:06 AM

To Xehanort's Heartless: Do you have an obsession with Riku? Like a sexual obsession? Because you seem to want to "get inside him" quite alot.

#3 VanitasisKirby

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 02:27 AM

To Marluxia: (please don't kill me!) What do you do when it's THAT time of the month??/shotdead
( jk,jk. Don't answer. I couldn't resist)


Demyx: Can you control soup? :3

Edited by VanitasisKirby, 23 September 2012 - 02:28 AM.


#4 Gambler'sApprentice

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 02:29 AM

Sora, do you still think it was a good idea to kill the Nobodies now that you know they had hearts?

Kairi, are you planning on doing something soon?

Luxord, can I have an explanation as to what the bloody smeg was going on with that boss battle?

Namine, could you try some assertiveness exercises? I mean, you define yourself as a shade of Kairi, with the only purpose to existence being helping Sora.

Xaldin, what happened to you? Dilan was a decent person, but you can't go 5 minutes without going into a monologue about the evils of love

Jimminy Cricket. you're fired, we've had three games that would be either entirely different, or completely unnecessary if you could keep track of your journals. You. Are. Terrible.

DiZ, *bang* you're lucky I let it be something so quick and relatively painless

Xehanort, I understand you see people as less important than your X-Blade, but considering you've been on this track for a good 30 years and all you have to show for it is two failed Kingdom Hearts, 6 new Keyblade wielders you didn't intend for, and your closest ally being Xigbar, might it be time to take up another, more successful hobby?

#5 OkashiraKenrex

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 09:39 AM

My question goes to :
Xion,how does it feel to really be a boy and a girl at the same time.
Xehanort,Did u have a tramatic childhood/secret past life and someone dear(if possible)like a parent/sibling......Looovveerr(better not u tan trash ur mine).
Eraqus,Hey are ya really dead,if not Do something!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ansem the wise,How exactly did u loose ya memories and Why seasalt icecream?
Hayner,Pence,Olette,So u just going to stay in twilight town?
Lea/Isa,U WHERE BEST FRIENDS,GOT IT MEMORIZED!!!!!DOES THAT MEAN NOTHING TO THE BOTH OF U????!!!!!!

#6 Weiss

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 09:55 AM

To Axel: Got it memorized?
To Demyx: Like it?
To Luxord: Do you know the rules?

#7 Nweintraub

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 10:07 AM

To Sora: What do you like to do in your spare time? What are your favorite school subjects? Can you compare yourself to Naruto Uzumaki?

#8 TheApprenticeofKingMickey

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 12:04 PM

Well, if that entire script wasn't out of character, I don't know what would be.

#9 _The Door To Light_

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 12:55 PM

Luxord-
  • Where did you find your gambling addiction?
  • Why are so badass?
Mickey-
  • Why did it take you so long to remember Aqua and Ven? :I


#10 XIIISwords

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 01:36 PM

To all of you: Do you ever poop?

#11 Weiss

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 01:37 PM

To all of you: Do you ever poop?


On that note....When do they eat? O.0

#12 XIIISwords

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 01:43 PM

On that note....When do they eat? O.0

And what do they eat? I guess roasted duck and hot dogs are out of the question.

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 02:12 PM

And what do they eat? I guess roasted duck and hot dogs are out of the question.

I know playing the rhythm game from BBS leaves me craving duck. I freaking hate it.

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 02:14 PM

And what do they eat? I guess roasted duck and hot dogs are out of the question.


They eat ice-cream, duh. That's all their is to eat in their universe.

#15 XIIISwords

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 02:17 PM

They eat ice-cream, duh. That's all their is to eat in their universe.

And cakes, but they give those to the Dream Eaters.

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 02:19 PM

And cakes, but they give those to the Dream Eaters.


Yep, see? It makes total sense.

#17 XIIISwords

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 02:20 PM

Yep, see? It makes total sense.

Wait, they also eat fish, mushrooms, eggs, and coconuts (Source: Kairi, KH1).

That's so disturbing considering the fact that Donald was once an egg and they're friends with Flounder.

#18 Weiss

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 02:22 PM

Wait, they also eat fish, mushrooms, eggs, and coconuts (Source: Kairi, KH1).

That's so disturbing considering the fact that Donald was once an egg and they're friends with Flounder.


When do they have the time to eat. Where do they eat? Where do they get the food from? NOMURALOGIC! ;)

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 02:24 PM

When do they have the time to eat. Where do they eat? Where do they get the food from? NOMURALOGIC! http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoti...

When riding the Gummi Ship, and on the Gummi Ship.

That's what Donald and Goofy spend their share of the Munny on.

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 02:26 PM

When riding the Gummi Ship, and on the Gummi Ship.

That's what Donald and Goofy spend their share of the Munny on.


Oh, and the gummi ship is gummi's, so that's food too.