xeeon stops eeting is creem

 

akz roksus 2 get moar is creem

 

he dus

 

xeeon taeks deep bref

 

*HUUUUUUH*

 

nd saiz

 

roksus, i am try 2 kill u! will u stey mai is creem buddy?

 

and he sez

 

"NO"

 

he hitz her wif hiz keibled

 

and she hez low blud sugur

 

and she FOILS

 

roksas looks

 

SHE...

 

DED!

 

he crai

 

" i sed i no b ur is creem budy...

 

cuz i wantd b ur FREND"

 

HE SCREEMS!

 

nd thrws is creem @ klok twer

 

a bootiful wyfinder wuz insyd

 

**LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM**

Edited September 20, 201213 yr by Jim

Gooby, did you take over Jim's account?

Oh God, the grammar...

This spelling is a "trajeedy."

Edited September 17, 201213 yr by Ertyx

Xion stops eating ice cream. She asks Roxas to get more ice cream, so he does. Xion takes a deep breath, HUUUUUUH And says, Roxas, I will try to kill you, but will you still be my ice cream buddy? And he says, no, and he hits her with his keyblade. She has low blood sugar. And she falls. Roxas looks. . . She's. . . Dead! He cries. I said I didn't want to be your ice cream buddy, because I wanted to be your friend. He screams, throwing his ice cream towards the clock tower, and a beautiful wayfinder was inside. LIKE THIS IF YOU CRY EVERY TIME

 

rough translation

Gooby, did you take over Jim's account?

 

ahsri pls

I miss those days in kindergarten where spelling didn't mean anything.

Y no 1 speel storys leik dis moar often?

I miss those days in kindergarten where spelling didn't mean anything.

 

I don't.

Ice scream, you scream, we scream when i cream

I don't.

 

Why?

 

Every day being a half day, sleeping kindergarten was amazing

Edited September 17, 201213 yr by Xail

Why?

 

Every day being a half day, sleeping kindergarten was amazing

 

I could never fall asleep during nap time and I'd rather be able to read what others have written down or typed up. That and I want people to be able to read what I've typed or written.

Pulitzer Prize worthy writing, Jim. I mean, there's just so much emotion and symbolism in this prose that it blows my mind. Thank you for gracing us with tragedy and ice cream.

Edited September 17, 201213 yr by Dracozombie

The poor spelling grammar had to suffer :<

Pulitzer Prize worthy writing, Jim. I mean, there's just so much emotion and symbolism in this prose that it blows my mind. Thank you for gracing us with tragedy and ice cream.

 

k

 

It comes right from the heart (or lack therof), my friend.

Edited September 17, 201213 yr by Jim

I can't decipher what this says.

I can't decipher what this says.

 

look:

Xion stops eating ice cream. She asks Roxas to get more ice cream, so he does. Xion takes a deep breath, HUUUUUUH And says, Roxas, I will try to kill you, but will you still be my ice cream buddy? And he says, no, and he hits her with his keyblade. She has low blood sugar. And she falls. Roxas looks. . . She's. . . Dead! He cries. I said I didn't want to be your ice cream buddy, because I wanted to be your friend. He screams, throwing his ice cream towards the clock tower, and a beautiful wayfinder was inside. LIKE THIS IF YOU CRY EVERY TIME

 

rough translation

 

look:

 

Key word: Rough

Who knows what you actually meant.

Edited September 17, 201213 yr by Keysofblades

What a wonderful story :')

 

 

i crai erry tiem i her diz :'3

 

 

More!

What a wonderful story :')

 

 

i crai erry tiem i her diz :'3

 

 

More!

 

k i writ moar stori tomrow if peeple lik. everbudy want moar stori?

k i writ moar stori tomrow if peeple lik. everbudy want moar stori?

 

mek biest end bieuty and teh preciouz rowze

peeple lyke stori. Writ moar stori n mak eht beeooteful. mak da grlz crai

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mek biest end bieuty and teh preciouz rowze

 

peeple lyke stori. Writ moar stori n mak eht beeooteful. mak da grlz crai

 

k will beagin writng stury n wl hav it foar tomrow. it wil b nam: te seesalt is creem tragee2: booty n biest n teh preshuz rowze n zaldin

 

meibee teh sekwal wiel be betur den originul n moar trajeec

 

Is this thread not considered a waste of bandwidth?...

 

sielnt ftsy pls. u teh wast of bandwit not dis thred

Edited September 17, 201213 yr by Jim

sielnt ftsy pls. u teh wast of bandwit not dis thred

 

Why did that make me laugh..