29 replies to this topic

[James Hoban]

RUUUUUB SOOOOOME BACON OOOOONNNNN ITTTTTT!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[Gumi]

what?

[baylaust]

It's not often that I'm at a complete loss for words, but... what?

[Wuver]

wat is this

i dont even...


if you wanna rub some bacon,
put in your status
please.
cuz like
no1curr

Edited by Wuver, 17 June 2012 - 10:15 PM.

[Flaming Lea]

Why is this in the real life news forum ? Nor does this make any sense ...

Edited by Flaming Lea, 17 June 2012 - 10:15 PM.

[Shana09]

O.....M......G

[Kevin Tash]

Some one should redo the song "pour some sugar on me" and redo the lyrics to fit this

[Rob]

Meanwhile in Australia, Kangaroo's are hopping around.

[AnsemTheWise]

Hm. It is in Real Life News.

Anyways, I'm torn between two visions of this: the sexy version (yes, bacon can be sexy), and the creepy fat guy version.

I hope to keep the sexy version with me...

[Koko]

bacon is gross

[AnsemTheWise]

Hey, now it's in Random.

[Ertyx]

You should've rubbed some status on it.

[Xamtweth-ReMIXed]

Yeaaaahh!! rub some bacon on it!

[animemylove]

bacon is gross

what are you saying .. bacon is delicious!

[Koko]

what are you saying .. bacon is delicious!

ew no

[Paranoia]

That's how I solve all my injuries. Walk it off? Bitch please, I got some good old AMURRICUN remedies that'll fix anything up.

Broken leg? Rub bacon on it, give yourself a pat on the ass and you're good as new.
Rashes? Grab the biggest cup of soda (No smaller than 32oz.) and pour that sucker on the afflicted area.
Herpes? Take 3 full sticks of BUTTER, not margarine (get that pussy shit out of here.), put it in a bowl and microwave for 7 minutes and 6 seconds. Then splash the seering hot milk curd on your genitals. Should be better in the morning, give or take a couple hours.
Gunshot wound? Take the grease from a bin outside the back of a famous burger joint chain and pour it into the entrance wound. See, by pouring it into the entrance wound, it allows the grease to work all it's magical healing properties to it's full potential.

See? Everything can be solved with America!

[waytothexdawnx]

i approve this thread.

bacon <3

[Keyblade Master Xine]

That's how I solve all my injuries. Walk it off? Bitch please, I got some good old AMURRICUN remedies that'll fix anything up.

Broken leg? Rub bacon on it, give yourself a pat on the ass and you're good as new.
Rashes? Grab the biggest cup of soda (No smaller than 32oz.) and pour that sucker on the afflicted area.
Herpes? Take 3 full sticks of BUTTER, not margarine (get that pussy shit out of here.), put it in a bowl and microwave for 7 minutes and 6 seconds. Then splash the seering hot milk curd on your genitals. Should be better in the morning, give or take a couple hours.
Gunshot wound? Take the grease from a bin outside the back of a famous burger joint chain and pour it into the entrance wound. See, by pouring it into the entrance wound, it allows the grease to work all it's magical healing properties to it's full potential.

See? Everything can be solved with America!

That sounds like something Epic Meal Time would say. You forgot:
BACON STRIPS,
AND BACON STRIPS,

AND BACON STRIPS,
AND BACON STRIPS.

[Matthew]

ew no

So its it just LOOK disgusting and repulsive or does it actually taste bad? Or both?

[Koko]

So its it just LOOK disgusting and repulsive or does it actually taste bad? Or both?

bacon
is just gross
unless it's turkey bacon
turkey bacon is A+