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[Wuver]

XD

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keep em coming~

[Ertyx]

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I like lol'd literally xD

keep em coming~

lol Thank you. If I hadn't hit my quota, I'd like your post.

[Flaming Lea]

Quota= Me You know the drill tho XD

[burnsideking24]

lolwut..? Is Ronin insane?

LOL! @ Kingdom hearts reference ftw XDDD...

xD KH reference win

Guyyyys! Stop stealing my thoughts!

[Ertyx]

lolwut..? Is Ronin insane?

Maaaaaaaayyyybe just a smidge.

[Ertyx]

CHAPTER 14:


Yoshiro: You want to go looking for the guys that are hunting us? Are you insane?

Ronin: Maybe, my doctor never told me I wasn’t.

Yoshiro: …No, seriously. Why are we going after the immortal guys who are hunting us, in an attempt to send us back to an eternity of torture?

Ronin: For two reasons: 1) You wanted me to help you and there’s no better help than real life experience. 2) They aren’t quite as immortal as you think they are. It just so happens that on this hunting trip, we will in fact… be killing the demons.

Yoshiro: But, how is that possible?! Demons and souls are immortal! We just regenerate after every injury.

Ronin: You’re right. But, with the right weapon, our regenerative abilities become obsolete. Luckily, I have such a weapon.

EXT. TOKYO

(Yoshiro and Ronin descend from the sky and sit down, waiting.)
 

Yoshiro: So, what are we waiting around for?

Ronin: Well, we have no way of finding these bastards. We’ll have to wait for them to come to us. I’m gonna give you a heads up on how things work with the way I hunt.

(Ronin pulls a large sword out of his weapon device.)

Ronin: This blade has the unique ability to annihilate demons and souls. But, in order to activate this ability it must charge, unused, for over a month. Once it is activated, it has this ability for a mere five minutes. Then it must be charged, once more. Every time it is charged, I go demon hunting. I’ll slowly kill off all of those bastards, so that one day… I won’t ever have to deal with them again. Now, I don’t want these five minutes to go to waste. So, we will wait here, until a large group of them have appeared. Until then, we will have to fight them off, without sending them back to Hell.

Yoshiro: If you’ve done this before, don’t you think they’d finally get smart enough not to gang up on you, when you have this badass sword?

Ronin: Hahaha! You have a point, my boy. But, they fear Lucifer far more than they fear me. Sad, I know. But, they will keep coming after us, as long as he wills it. Besides, I invented this weapon myself, using parts from weapons that I stole from them. Therefore, they don’t know the rules required in using it. It is a complete mystery to them.

(Ronin presses a button on his weapon’s device, releasing a scythe. He tosses it to Yoshiro. Yoshiro catches it and then swings it around, practicing and admiring it. Suddenly, a small group of demons descend from the sky and rush at Yoshiro. Yoshiro leaps away from his predators, surprised by their sudden attack.)

Ronin: Hoho! You bastards have finally decided to show your ugly faces! Let’s see what you got, assholes!

(Four of the demons turn their attention to Ronin. The remaining two continue to make their way towards Yoshiro.)

Yoshiro: Well, we see who they fear the most!

Ronin: Four on one hardly seems fair! Especially, when I’m that one!

(Ronin stands there, waiting for the demons to attack. The demons stand there, waiting for Ronin to attack. The two demons rush at Yoshiro. Yoshiro pierces the chest of the closest demon with the blade of his new scythe. He then swings the scythe overhead and slams the impaled demon in the ground, behind him. He swings the scythe around and smashes the injured demon into the other demon. This sends the both of them soaring through the nearby trees. Five more demons rush in from the sky. Yoshiro attacks each of them, keeping light on his feet.)

Yoshiro: Ronin! What the f*** are you doing?!

Ronin: I’m waiting for these idiots to attack me, what are you doing?

Yoshiro: I don’t know, fighting for my safety, I guess!

Demon #1: Uh, guys, should we wait for him to attack, or should we just say f*** it and go in full force?

Demon #3: Ugh, the pressure is killing me!

Demon #4: Let’s do this shit, guys!

(The four demons rush at Ronin. Ronin smiles and then jumps over the first one’s spear thrust. He lands on top of the spear and kicks the demon in the chin. He then stomps on the spear, snapping it like a twig. He punches the demon in the chest and sends him crashing into one of the demons that Yoshiro is fighting. Yoshiro does a side flip over the two soaring demons. He lands on the ground, safely and continues hacking through the many demons that are descending into the clearing.)

Yoshiro: Watch where you’re throwing these morons!

Ronin: Hey, I just helped you out!

Yoshiro: Warn me next time!

(A demon rushes up behind Yoshiro while he’s distracted and picks him up off the ground with his glove-covered hand.)

Ronin: Hey… watch out.

(Yoshiro hits him in the gut with the base of his scythe, causing him to drop Yoshiro. Yoshiro turns around and releases a fireball from his fist, knocking a hole through the demon. The demon slowly regenerates and Yoshiro kicks him in the stomach, knocking him away.)

Yoshiro: You were just a little late, there.

Ronin: Oh, now I got to be on time, too? Heheheh!

(Yoshiro rolls his eyes and continues to fight the large hoard of demons. Ronin leaps over two of the demons and then punches the second one in the back, sending him crashing into the other.)

Ronin: Come on, buddy, I was only messing with you! Lighten up!

Yoshiro: Oh, so now I’m your buddy?

Ronin: Well, yeah. Like you said, we got to stick together.

(A demon rushes up behind Ronin, but Ronin punches him in the face without even turning around to look.)

Yoshiro: Glad to hear you agree.

Ronin: Eh, I’m still mulling it over. It’s between you and my imaginary friend Steve.

Yoshiro: You have an imaginary friend?

Ronin: Maybe I’m the imaginary friend, did you ever think about that?

Yoshiro: No, I did not.

(Yoshiro hacks off one of the demons’ heads and then sets him and the many demons behind him on fire with a raging breath of fire.)

Ronin: Sometimes I think about that. It’s like what it…

Yoshiro: That’s cool and all, buddy, but do you think there are enough demons to finish this already?

(Ronin looks around at the nearly hundred demons that have surrounded them.)

Ronin: Huh, not a bad turn out, I suppose. Alright, Yoshiro, I want you to fly up into the sky and just keep pummeling them with as much fire as possible. Don’t worry about hitting me, I can handle the pain. I’ll finish this in just a moment.

[center](Yoshiro nods and then leaps into the sky, releasing a torrent of flames in his wake. He looks down and sees a few stray demons that dodged the flames. He sets his sights on them and releases a flurry of fireballs, sending them crashing to the ground. Ronin holds out his blade and closes his eyes. Suddenly, a spark of green lightning surrounds the metallic blade. A stray fireball crashes into Ronin’s face, melting his skin away. He leaps high above the clearing and descends, gathering momentum and more green lightning. He rears his blade back and stabs it into the ground. Upon impact, the green lightning quickly spreads, paralyzing all of the demons in the clearing. Ronin hits the ground and rushes at each demon, slicing them all to pieces. He hacks through their torso, decapitates them, and even stops to just slice and dice some of them into tiny little chunks. Yoshiro stops his assault and lands on the ground. Ronin slows his breathing and turns to face Yoshiro. His melted face slowly heals.)

Ronin: Heheheh! Good as new.

Edited by Ertyx, 06 December 2012 - 01:33 PM.

[Flaming Lea]

Its getting gory up in this bitch !! Great story .

[Ertyx]

CHAPTER 15:


Yoshiro: Sorry, I didn’t mean to hit you.

Ronin: Hey, what did I say? Don’t worry about it. If there’s one benefit I got out of being in Hell, it’s my inability to feel pain. They really f***ed me up in there.

Yoshiro: Same here.

(Ronin rests his arm on Yoshiro’s shoulder.)

Ronin: I think that you and I are going to get along just fine. Whew, that was fun, but I think I’m going to head home and touch myself.

Yoshiro: Too much information, dude.

Ronin: I think that it was the right amount of information. In fact, I could probably give you more information.

Yoshiro: I don’t want to hear it…

INT. HITOTSUBASHI UNIVERSITY-THE NEXT MORNING

(Takao walks into the classroom and sees Jiro, Goro, and Honda. Oddly enough, Yuriko is missing from her usual seat. Takao sits down, catching the group’s attention.)

Honda: Hey, Takao, how’s it hanging?

Takao: Not bad. You guys doing well?

Goro: No complaints here.

Jiro: I’m tired, but other than that…

Honda: Just chilling, as usual.

Goro: What was up with your cousin the other day, bro? No offense, but she was kind of… odd.

Takao: Heheheheh! Sorry about that, she gets nervous around new people. But, it’s all good, because she’s heading back to Asaka, tonight!

Honda: Oh, that’s cool.

Takao: So, where’s Yuriko?

Jiro: She wasn’t feeling too well.

Honda: But, she’ll miss the test, today. That’s not gonna look very good on her transcripts.

Jiro: She’ll be alright. She talked to the professor over the phone. She’s gonna take a make-up this weekend. But, the test will be different from the one we take, so she can’t cheat off of us.

Goro: Hah, not like she’d accept our help anyway!

Honda: Hey, since we get out whenever the test is over, we should all wait until all of us are finished. Then we’ll head down the arcade, sound good?

Takao: Hell yeah!

Goro: Of course, that’ll be the perfect thing to release my stress!

Jiro: Hey, I’ll take any excuse to kick you guys’ ass at Tekken!

Goro: Man, f*** you!

(Goro shoves Jiro and the group laughs. Takao smiles and stares off into space, remembering a time when he and Jiro were young. Yoshiro and Jiro are playing Tekken at the arcade. Yoshiro is clearly beating his less-experienced brother.)

Jiro: Oh, come on! I can never beat you!

Yoshiro: Don’t get discouraged, buddy. I’ve been playing this game a lot longer than you. It’s only natural that I’m going to be a bit better.

Jiro: Hmph, I’ll beat you someday! You can count on it!

Yoshiro: Hahaha! I look forward to it!

(Back in the present, the four guys begin their test. The other three appear to breeze through it, while Takao seems to be sweating it out. Jiro looks over his test and then hops up, the first one finished. He hands in his test and strolls out of the classroom. A few other students hand theirs in and then Goro hands his in, as well. Honda hands his in, almost immediately after Goro does. Takao stresses out, as he dwindles down to one of the last few students to finish up. He leaves the last couple blank and turns his test in, eager to hang out with his friends. He rushes out of the classroom and finds the three young men, chilling on the bench outside of the building.)

Honda: Hey, the new guys finished! To the arcade!

(Honda leaps up and throws his hands in his pockets. The four friends make their way down the road and into the arcade.)

INT. LOCAL ARCADE

(Honda cracks his knuckles and steps up to play Tekken.)

Honda: I got dibs on the new guy.

Takao: Alright, you asked for it.

(Takao cracks his knuckles and rises to the challenge. Takao selects Kazuya Mishima and Honda selects Nina Williams. Takao beats Honda, hands down.)

Honda: F***!

Goro: Ohohoho! You thought the new guy would be an easy target. Well, we see how that worked out.

(Goro shoves Honda out of the way.)

Goro: My turn.

(Goro picks Eddy Gordo and Takao picks Kazuya, once again. Takao kicks Goro’s ass.)

Goro: Damn, you’re good!

(Jiro steps up.)

Honda: My money’s on Jiro.

Goro: I don’t know. They both kick my ass about the same.

(Jiro picks Jin Kazama. Takao chuckles under his breath and then picks Kazuya. The two brothers go at it, once again, both of them keeping up with the other, fairly well. But, Jiro sees through Takao’s strategy, from his many losses against his brother. Jiro wins the match.)

Takao: Damn!

Honda: Hooooooo, shit!

Goro: That match was sick, guys!

Takao: So, you like to play as Jin, huh?

Jiro: Yeah, I’ve been playing as him for years. Not only that, but I’ve seen that strategy you use, far too many times to fall for it. Nice try, though. I can tell that you’re quite the experienced player.

Takao: I’ve dabbled a bit. Heheh!

Goro: Oh, how modest. The dabbler kicked our asses; somehow I fail to feel proud about that.

Honda: Come on, let’s get something to eat, I’m starving!

Goro: You sure you’ll actually order something this time?

Edited by Ertyx, 20 June 2012 - 10:58 PM.

[burnsideking24]

MOAR!

[Ertyx]

MOAR!

SOON, YOUNG ONE! Y'ALL ARE TOO SPOILED!

[Flaming Lea]

MOAR!

I second this !

[Wuver]

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my body is readyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy alreadyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[burnsideking24]

SOON, YOUNG ONE! Y'ALL ARE TOO SPOILED!

Damn quotas.. i wanna like this!

[Ertyx]

CHAPTER 16:



EXT. CHICK-FIL-A

(The four young men walk out of the restaurant, quite satisfied. Jiro is holding a small container of chicken noodle soup. Honda pulls a cigarette box out of his pocket and lights one up.)

Honda: Alright, well Goro and I have got to get to class, so we’ll catch you guys later.

Jiro: See ya later, guys.

Goro: Hey, you too! Great hanging out, Takao! Hope to do it again, sometime!

(Goro and Honda hurry off, leaving Jiro and Takao.)

Jiro: I got to go drop this soup off at Yuriko’s place. If you still want to hang out, I have plenty of time ‘til my next class.

Takao: Sure. I don’t have another class ‘til tonight.

Jiro: Sweet. Then I guess after we drop this off, we’ll head back to my place. Sound good?

Takao: Sure.

(Jiro and Takao walk away from the restaurant, chatting.)

EXT. YURIKO’S APARTMENT BUILDING

(Takao and Jiro walk up to the building, talking and laughing.)

Jiro: No way, man! Bruce Lee is so much cooler than Chuck Norris!

Takao: Lies! I don’t like what I’m hearing!

Jiro: Hey, the truth hurts! Alright, you want to come in or just wait out here?

Takao: I’ll chill out here.

Jiro: Cool, I’ll be out in a minute.

(Jiro leaps up the steps and heads into the building. Takao walks over to the nearby bench and sits down, taking a quick breather. But, this relaxation lasts but a brief moment, as five demons rise from the ground, glaring at Takao. He pulls out a pair of sunglasses, leans forward, and puts them on. Yoshiro leaps out of Takao’s body and lands a devastating blow to the closest demon’s face. He quickly turns and grabs the incoming demon’s head, returning him to Hell. Two of the other demons rush him, in an attempt to overwhelm him. He rushes at the one to his right and grabs his arm, flinging him into the other one. He pulls a device out of his pocket and Ronin’s scythe flies out of it.)

Yoshiro: Heheheh! It’s a good thing I met you, Ronin.

(The demons each come at Yoshiro, one at a time. But, Yoshiro slices through each of them with ease. They regenerate and continue their assault. Yoshiro takes the small window of opportunity between each strike, to grab the next one and send him back to Hell. But, more and more demons begin to join the fray.)

EXT. YURIKO’S APARTMENT

(Jiro pulls a key out of his pocket and unlocks the door, making his way in. He enters the bedroom, where Yuriko is watching TV and making a lot of sniffing noises.)

Jiro: Hey, babe, you feeling any better?

(A demon sails through the wall behind Jiro and phases through the wall behind Yuriko. Yuriko sits up and stretches.)

Yuriko: A little. Hopefully I can go to class, tomorrow.

Jiro: I brought you some chicken soup.

(Jiro walks over to Yuriko and hands her the soup. He kisses her on the forehead and pulls up a chair, sitting down.)

EXT. YURIKO’S APARTMENT BUILDING

(Takao is sitting on the bench, lifeless. Yoshiro has now taken the fight to the roof of Yuriko’s apartment building. He is hacking through the multitude of demons that have appeared. He clutches the head of the closest demon and sends them straight back to where they came from.)

INT. YURIKO’S APARTMENT

(Yuriko has started eating her soup and Jiro is still sitting there, chatting with her.)

Yuriko: Do you think that he would go for it?

Jiro: I don’t see why not. I’ll ask him. He’s actually waiting outside, right now, so I’d better get going.

Yuriko: Alright, I love you, sweetie! Thank you, for bringing me the soup and coming to see me!

Jiro: No problem. What kind of guy would I be, if I didn’t come to see my girlfriend when she’s sick?

(Jiro and Yuriko both smile. Jiro kisses her on her forehead, again, and then starts to leave the room.)

Jiro: Get some rest, alright?

Yuriko: Of course. Love you, sweetie!

Jiro: You too.

(Jiro heads out the door and down the stairs.)

EXT. YURIKO’S APARTMENT BUILDING

(Yoshiro does a flip and kicks one of the remaining two demons off of the building. The demon does a back-flip and lands safely on the ground, outside of the building. But, just as he stands up, Yoshiro’s hand is thrust into his face. He disappears and Yoshiro quickly turns around stabbing the remaining demon with his scythe. Jiro rushes out of the building and hops down the steps.)

Jiro: You ready to go, man?

(Yoshiro tosses the remaining demon aside and leaps back into Takao’s body. Takao quickly stands up and takes his sunglasses off.)

Takao: Sure thing, she doing alright?

Jiro: She seems alright. But, she’s definitely still sick, that’s for sure.

(Jiro and Takao begin walking down the street. The remaining demon rushes up behind Takao. Yoshiro leaps out of Takao’s back and sends the demon back to Hell. Takao begins to fall forward, but Yoshiro quickly jumps back into the body. Takao catches his balance and continues to walk next to Jiro.)

Jiro: Whoa! Hahaha! You alright, dude?

Takao: Hahaha! Yeah, I just kind of lost my balance for a second!

Jiro: I’m gonna lie, I would’ve laughed my ass off!

Takao: Don’t worry about it, I probably would’ve, too!

[Flaming Lea]

Keep it coming.. And i DEMAND A NEW CHAPTER OF EVA DAMMIT

[Ertyx]

Keep it coming.. And i DEMAND A NEW CHAPTER OF EVA DAMMIT http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoti...

LOL Sorry, I've been busy with this story. Don't worry I'll finish Eva, too.

[Flaming Lea]

LOL Sorry, I've been busy with this story. Don't worry I'll finish Eva, too.

Awesome .. Im now quota AGAIN .FUUUUU quota .. U KNOW DRILL

[burnsideking24]

Oh shit, things are now getting complicated! Now i wonder what Jiro and Yukiro want to ask Takao. I hope Yoshiro will be able to balance both "lives". Things aren't gonna be easy for him anytime soon. I can feel it!

[Ertyx]

CHAPTER 17:


INT. JIRO’S APARTMENT

(Jiro and Takao enter the apartment. Jiro heads into the kitchen.)

Jiro: You want anything to drink?

Takao: Sure, what do you got?

Jiro: Uh…

(Jiro opens the refrigerator and takes a moment to glance inside.)

Jiro: …milk, root beer, orange soda, water, and apple juice.

Takao: Orange soda, I guess.

Jiro: You have a lot in common, with my brother, you know.

Takao: Oh really? Like what?

(Jiro walks over and tosses him the orange soda.)

Jiro: You eat the same food, drink the same drinks, like the same things. It’s just kind of funny.

(Jiro opens his root beer, takes a sip, and then walks into the other room. Takao follows him into the other room. Jiro turns on the TV and sits down on the couch, drinking his root beer. Takao takes a look around the living room. He sees a shelf, with an extensive anime collection. He hurries over and checks it out.)

Jiro: Oh, you like anime, huh?

Takao: Hell yeah!

Jiro: What’s your favorite anime?

Takao: Bobobo-Bo Bo-bobo!

(Takao pulls the first season of that anime off of the shelf and flips it over, reading the back.)

Jiro: That’s some old school shit right there! Pop it in and let’s watch some!

(Takao gets up and puts the DVD in the DVD player. He hurries over to the couch and sits down, eagerly awaiting this SHITTY anime. Yes, that is my opinion and you can’t tell me otherwise. XD)

Bobobo: Hahaha! I got you!

Enemy: What are you talking about?! I punched you in the stomach!

Bobobo: On the contrary, my stomach clearly enveloped your fist!

(Takao and Jiro laugh at the stupidity of this anime. But, eventually their time runs out and Jiro must head to class.)

Jiro: Alright, that’s enough for one day. Besides, I got to get to class, soon.

Takao: Same here.

Jiro: Hey, Yuriko has a friend that she hasn’t seen since Elementary school and she’s gonna be in town this weekend. If you’d be cool with it, we could go on a double date?

Takao: Uh, sure! But, why’d you ask me, you barely know me? Why wouldn’t you just ask Goro or Honda?

Jiro: Dude, they’re totally gay for each other. Haha! They’re just too far in the closet to admit it. That would be disrespectful of me to ask one of them, knowing that. Besides, just because I just met you doesn’t mean we shouldn’t hang out more and actually get to know each other and become better friends.

Takao: True that.

Jiro: I’ll let you know the plans in Physics on Friday. We’re probably gonna go see the new Johnny Depp movie on Saturday.

Takao: Sounds cool, I’ll be there.

Jiro: Alright, man, see ya around.

(Takao heads out the door and makes his way to his Calculus class.)

INT. TAKAO’S CALCULUS CLASS-EVENING

(Takao walks into the classroom and sits down in the middle of the class. He looks around at the rest of the class. The professor walks in and sets her briefcase on the desk.)

Professor: Alright, class. Open your book to Chapter 7 and let’s get started.

(The students pull their books out and open them up. Takao opens up his book and then stares at the professor, as she begins the lecture. Suddenly, but not surprisingly, two demons step into the room. A Goth student, sitting in the back of the classroom, somehow sees the demons and freaks out. He looks around the classroom, astounded that no one in the class appears to notice. Takao sighs and leans forward, so that way he won’t fall out of his seat. Yoshiro leaps out of Takao’s body and confronts the demons. The Goth student’s jaw drops, completely stunned by what is going on. Yoshiro punches one of the demons in the stomach, sending him through the nearest wall. The professor continues her lecture and the rest of the class continues to listen, all except for the one Goth student in the back of the class. Yoshiro leaps at the other demon and kicks him toward this student. The freaked out student, leaps out of his seat and lets out a nervous shriek, startling the class. The professor and all of the students, except for Takao, turn around and look at this one student. He is huddled in the fetal position on the floor of the classroom.)

Professor: Jimmy, what’s wrong?

Jimmy: None of you saw that?!

Professor: Saw what?

Jimmy: Th-I-What… Never mind…

(The professor turns back around and continues the lecture. Jimmy gets up and sits back down in his seat. The previously kicked demon glides through the wall and phases through Jimmy, causing him to wet his pants. He looks down at his lap and face palms.)

Jimmy: F*** my life…

(Yoshiro catches this demon by his face and sends him back to Hell. The other demon rushes in and Yoshiro sends him back, as well. Yoshiro leaps back into Takao’s body and sits up, returning to his studies.)

EXT. CALCULUS CLASSROOM

(Takao strolls out of the classroom, closely followed by Jimmy.)

Jimmy: What the f*** was that all about?!

Takao: Huh? Are you talking to me?

Jimmy: Of course I’m talking to you! I can see ghosts! I’m not crazy, I saw this perverted old man looking up woman’s skirts one time and no one saw him! He had to be a ghost! What are you like him?!

Takao: I don’t know what you’re talking about, dude.

(Takao turns and walks away. Ronin walks up and begins talking to Takao. A demon rushes up and without even looking, Ronin grabs a hold of its face and sends it back to Hell. Jimmy freaks out and swings his arms in their direction, trying to catch people’s attention, but no one notices. Ronin and Takao walk away, laughing.)

Edited by Ertyx, 22 June 2012 - 08:16 PM.

[Flaming Lea]

Jimmy probably thinks hes going crazy .Ha!