INT. SABATO STADIUM- MORNING
(The stadium is filled with cheering fans, once again. Dirk sits down in the stands, no longer a participating contestant in the tournament. Grace, Kiki, Spike, Lester’s android, and Kaizo Ryuuga enter the stadium and make their way to the sidelines. Mr. Sabato looks at them, in confusion, wondering where Helga is.)
Mr. Sabato: Where’s Helga?
(The other contestants shrug.)
Mr. Sabato: So, it would seem that one of our contestants is late! We will be postponing her fight! If she doesn’t make it here before the final match, then she will forfeit! So, without further ado, we will begin our second fight! Grace Swanson vs. Kiki Jones!
(Grace and Kiki step up to the stage and get into their battle stances.)
Mr. Sabato: Begin!
(Kiki rushes at Grace and tries to punch her in the face. Grace barely manages to dodge her fist. Kiki swings her other fist at Grace, landing a devastating uppercut to her chin. Grace is sent into the air, but she manages to land on her feet, using her hand to balance herself. Kiki doesn’t give Grace much time to relax, quickly rushing in for another attack. Kiki tries to kick Grace in the face, but Grace catches her leg. Grace quickly stands up and punches Kiki in the face. Grace tries to land another punch, but Kiki quickly recovers and spins underneath her fist. She sweeps Grace’s feet out from under her and then kicks her in the back, on her way to the ground. Grace hits the ground and then coughs, rolling onto her stomach. She picks herself up off the ground, while Kiki takes a few steps back. Grace rushes at Kiki, stumbling a bit along the way. Grace appears to be growing angry. Kiki sticks up her foot and kicks Grace in the face, knocking her away. Grace lands on her feet and firmly stands her ground. She rushes at Kiki, again. Kiki and Grace punch each other’s fists. Grace swings her other fist at Kiki and Kiki blocks it with the bottom of her foot. Kiki grabs onto Grace’s wrist, leaves her foot on Grace’s knuckles, uses the leverage to lift her body off of the ground and kick Grace in the chin. Kiki lets go of Grace’s wrist, does a back flip and lands on her feet. Grace stumbles backwards, breathing heavily.)
Kiki: You’re really tough! I’m glad we’re friends!
Grace: Friends?
(Grace clenches her fist and punches Kiki in the stomach. Kiki plants her feet firmly on the ground and doesn’t budge, despite coughing up a little bit of spit. Kiki spins around and kicks Grace in the face. Grace’s lip busts open and blood sprays on the stadium floor. Grace plummets to the ground and this time she doesn’t get up. In a few moments, the paramedics jump up onto the stage and put Grace onto a stretcher. As they take her away, Grace manages to open her eyes. She looks at Kiki who is hopping off of the stage.)
Kiki: That was a great fight, Grace! Let’s hang out when you’re feeling better!
Grace: We’re not friends, you bimbo…
(Grace falls unconscious, once more. Kiki did not hear Grace and is still beaming, with a smile on her face. All of a sudden, Helga walks into the stadium, eating a slice of pizza.)
Mr. Sabato: Helga! Where were you? We were worried you weren’t going to show up!
Helga: I vas hungry, so I vanted to finish my breakvast.
Mr. Sabato: …Ok. Well, since you’re here we’ll start your match. Next up we have, Spike Thomas vs. Helga Olga!
Spike: Dammit! I thought I might get a freebie!
(Spike and Helga make their way up to the stage.)
Mr. Sabato: Begin!
(Spike disappears, in a flash, just the same as in his fight with Pitbull. He appears behind Helga and kicks her in the back of the head. Helga doesn’t budge, still eating her pizza. Spike grabs one of her pigtails and hangs onto her back, attempting to pull her to the ground. But, Spike just tugs on her hair, while she stands there eating. Spike lets go of her hair and disappears, again. He appears in front of her and punches her in the stomach. She belches and then continues eating.)
Spike: Why the hell are you eating, in the middle of a fight?!
Helga: ‘Vat fight?
Spike: This one! WE’RE FIGHTING!
Helga: ‘Ow do I alvays get stuck fighting such puny opponents?
Spike: Puny?!
(Spike leaps up, in order to punch her in the face. But, just as he jumps up she puts the pizza in front of her face, going to take a bite. He punches the pizza, hitting it against her face. The pizza falls and hits the ground. Spike lands on the pizza, slipping and falling. Helga looks at her hand, which is covered in pizza sauce. She clenches her fist and looks at Spike, filled with rage. She tries to punch Spike, but he quickly leaps away. She punches the stage and cracks the ground beneath her fist. She runs at Spike, full speed ahead.)
Spike: You must be pretty dumb if you think you can catch me.
(Spike disappears, just before Helga reaches him. She tries to grab him, but her hands just pass through thin air. Spike appears behind her and kicks her in the back of her leg. But, instead of harming her, it merely alerts her to his location. She turns and tries to hit him with the back of her hand, but he is already gone.)
Spike: Hey, Godzilla! Over here!
(Helga sees Spike, taunting her on the other side of the stage.)
Spike: Toro! Toro!
(Helga clenches her fists and her face turns red. She rushes toward Spike, filled with anger. Just before she reaches him, he disappears. She stumbles forward, catching her balance at the edge of the stage. She swings her arms around, trying to keep herself from falling face first off the edge of the stage. Spike appears behind her only foot, keeping her on the stage and presses his body up against it. He pushes as hard as he can against her foot, eventually pushing her off the stage. She falls face-first onto the ground, causing a miniature earthquake throughout the stadium. The paramedics rush over and slowly and painfully get her onto a large stretcher. Spike hops off of the stage, smirking.)
Mr. Sabato: What a fight, huh folks! That just goes to show that you should never count out the little guy!
Spike: I am not that small, asshole!















Daniel Chiuchiarelli