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[reltuc1234]

Here I will post a new joke every week.
Make any comments you feel neccesary.
I will have a list of every previous joke as well.

Week 1: Wednesday 20th August
Say this to some nerd/geek you know.
You are very good at surfing ..(pause)..... the net.

[DChiuch]

Very good Jesse, keep it up.

[Nathan]

should be joke of the day

[DChiuch]

should be joke of the day

Yeah, I agree. Not only do we get more content, it also sounds better.

[Azeroth]

Hey Jesse, Nathan, DChiuch

You guys are very good at surfing...(pause)... the net.
Azeroth just pwned all three of you in one epic post.

[DChiuch]

Keep up the epicness, Sai.
And Jesse, make this a daily thing?

[Nathan]

i've been pwned...

[reltuc1234]

I will now be posting a new joke every day.
Thursday 21st August:
These numbers are very mean .... because they are averages.

Previous jokes
Wendesaday 20th auguust:
Say this to some nerd/geek you know.
You are very good at surfing ..(pause)..... the net.

[Nathan]

i lol

[reltuc1234]

Friday 22nd August
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.

Previous jokes
-Thursday 21st August:
These numbers are very mean .... because they are averages.
-Wendesaday 20th auguust:
Say this to some nerd/geek you know.
You are very good at surfing ..(pause)..... the net.

[DChiuch]

I'm sorry Jesse, but the chicken joke doesn't live up to the other jokes' standard. It just wasn't obvious or weird enough. Did you get it from a joke book or website or something?

[reltuc1234]

Saturday 23rd August
What do you say when your snow trip is cancelled?
It's no go! ("It's no" sounds like snow)

Previous jokes
-Friday 22nd August
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
-Thursday 21st August:
These numbers are very mean .... because they are averages.
-Wendesaday 20th auguust:
Say this to some nerd/geek you know.
You are very good at surfing ..(pause)..... the net.

[Aaron]

Jesse that was even worse lol

[Nathan]

lmao they're getting crapper

[reltuc1234]

Sunday 24th august
One musician: Do you have a tuner?
Other musician; Nah, I only have a salmon.

Previous jokes
-Saturday 23rd August
What do you say when your snow trip is cancelled?
It's no go! ("It's no" sounds like snow)
-Friday 22nd August
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
-Thursday 21st August:
These numbers are very mean .... because they are averages.
-Wendesaday 20th auguust:
Say this to some nerd/geek you know.
You are very good at surfing ..(pause)..... the net.

[Aaron]

Lol i like the salmon one..
Dont put so many previous jokes on
maybe just the day before.?

[reltuc1234]

Should I have the previous one, two or three days jokes included in my posts>
Also, good jokes take a lot of effort to come up with each day so they moght not always be as good as my best. Thats why I had it as joke of the week first but there was a high demand.

[Aaron]

Lol high demmand

yeh got ya

[DChiuch]

Should I have the previous one, two or three days jokes included in my posts>
Also, good jokes take a lot of effort to come up with each day so they moght not always be as good as my best. Thats why I had it as joke of the week first but there was a high demand.

But Jesse, your good jokes aren't those which you take a lot of time to work out. It's usually those which you come up with on the spot.

[Azeroth]

Whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?
My you're looking "acute" today

Azeroth has jus made another epic post