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reltuc1234's joke of the day

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Here I will post a new joke every week.

Make any comments you feel neccesary.

I will have a list of every previous joke as well.

 

Week 1: Wednesday 20th August

Say this to some nerd/geek you know.

You are very good at surfing ..(pause)..... the net.

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should be joke of the day

should be joke of the day

 

Yeah, I agree. Not only do we get more content, it also sounds better.

Hey Jesse, Nathan, DChiuch

 

You guys are very good at surfing...(pause)... the net.

Azeroth just pwned all three of you in one epic post.

i've been pwned...

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I will now be posting a new joke every day.

Thursday 21st August:

These numbers are very mean .... because they are averages.

 

Previous jokes

Wendesaday 20th auguust:

Say this to some nerd/geek you know.

You are very good at surfing ..(pause)..... the net.

i lol

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Friday 22nd August

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

 

Previous jokes

-Thursday 21st August:

These numbers are very mean .... because they are averages.

-Wendesaday 20th auguust:

Say this to some nerd/geek you know.

You are very good at surfing ..(pause)..... the net.

I'm sorry Jesse, but the chicken joke doesn't live up to the other jokes' standard. It just wasn't obvious or weird enough. Did you get it from a joke book or website or something?

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Saturday 23rd August

What do you say when your snow trip is cancelled?

It's no go! ("It's no" sounds like snow)

 

Previous jokes

-Friday 22nd August

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

-Thursday 21st August:

These numbers are very mean .... because they are averages.

-Wendesaday 20th auguust:

Say this to some nerd/geek you know.

You are very good at surfing ..(pause)..... the net.

lmao they're getting crapper

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Sunday 24th august

One musician: Do you have a tuner?

Other musician; Nah, I only have a salmon.

 

Previous jokes

-Saturday 23rd August

What do you say when your snow trip is cancelled?

It's no go! ("It's no" sounds like snow)

-Friday 22nd August

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

-Thursday 21st August:

These numbers are very mean .... because they are averages.

-Wendesaday 20th auguust:

Say this to some nerd/geek you know.

You are very good at surfing ..(pause)..... the net.

Lol i like the salmon one..

Dont put so many previous jokes on

maybe just the day before.?

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Should I have the previous one, two or three days jokes included in my posts>

Also, good jokes take a lot of effort to come up with each day so they moght not always be as good as my best. Thats why I had it as joke of the week first but there was a high demand.

Should I have the previous one, two or three days jokes included in my posts>

Also, good jokes take a lot of effort to come up with each day so they moght not always be as good as my best. Thats why I had it as joke of the week first but there was a high demand.

 

But Jesse, your good jokes aren't those which you take a lot of time to work out. It's usually those which you come up with on the spot.

Whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today

 

Azeroth has jus made another epic post

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Monday 25th August

Say this to some girl you don't like:

You're pretty ...... ugly!

 

I will now be only be posting the previous one joke.

Previous joke

-Saturday 23rd August

What do you say when your snow trip is cancelled?

It's no go! ("It's no" sounds like snow)

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patience aaron

But Jesse the Jokes are so good!

ok i got one

DChiuch to someone:Baby I

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Tuesday 26th August

What do you call someone who is good at algebra/maths?

An algebraniac!

 

Previous jokes

-Monday 25th August

Say this to some girl you don't like:

You're pretty ...... ugly!

-Sunday 24th august

One musician: Do you have a tuner?

Other musician; Nah, I only have a salmon.

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