This guy is pathetic
#1
Posted 14 December 2011 - 08:49 PM
Me{to friend across the table}: Ugh...my chest hurts.
Justin: Mine too.
Jake{to me}: That's what she said.
Me: That is a pathetic, overused joke.
Jake: Like your life?
Me: If by pathetic you mean "Average", sure.
Jake: You fail at life.
Me: If I did I'd be opening up my wrists.
Jake: Whatever *Pulls out plastic dinosaur figure and makes roaring sounds*.
Me: *Facepalm*
I don't know if 'Jake' is really his name, but oh well.
#2
Posted 14 December 2011 - 08:53 PM
I see no pathetic-ness here.
#3
Posted 14 December 2011 - 08:57 PM
I said it was a pathetic, overused joke, he said my life was a pathetic, overused joke and said I fail at life.So he's pathetic because he said 'that's what she said'?
I see no pathetic-ness here.
And then he pulls out a plastic dinosaur and plays with it.
I see pathetic-ness.
#4
Posted 14 December 2011 - 09:03 PM
I said it was a pathetic, overused joke, he said my life was a pathetic, overused joke and said I fail at life.
And then he pulls out a plastic dinosaur and plays with it.
I see pathetic-ness.
Well don't you think that pointing out that his joke was pathetic made him upset, so he retaliated?
"That's what she said" can be funny - when used in moderation, of course.
#5
Posted 14 December 2011 - 09:05 PM
Me: FIRE! *moves Sora*
#6
Posted 14 December 2011 - 09:06 PM
Why would the truth make him upset?Well don't you think that pointing out that his joke was pathetic made him upset, so he retaliated?
"That's what she said" can be funny - when used in moderation, of course.PLASTIC DINOAURS ARE really cool
And the statement, 'My chest hurts' is not a valid "That's what she said," base.
At least, that's how I see it.
#7
Posted 14 December 2011 - 09:16 PM
Why would the truth make him upset?
And the statement, 'My chest hurts' is not a valid "That's what she said," base.
At least, that's how I see it.
Because the truth to you isn't necessarily the truth to everyone else, and the fact that you'd even say that makes you sound just a bit ignorant.
Just. A bit.
#8
Posted 14 December 2011 - 09:18 PM
True, but after legitimately attempt to insult someone on how pathetic they are, would you pull out a plastic dinosaur and play with it?Because the truth to you isn't necessarily the truth to everyone else, and the fact that you'd even say that makes you sound just a bit ignorant.
Just. A bit.
#9
Posted 14 December 2011 - 09:18 PM
#10
Posted 14 December 2011 - 09:22 PM
A jerk? Yeah, I'm a jerk for telling him it's a pathetic and overused joke?dude chill out.the guy made a joke and then you had to go be a jerk about it.thats why he retaliated,
Basically, I'm implying he needs to find a new main joke, because 'That's what she said,' is an old joke.
And for the record, this guy is in 8th grade.
What 8th grader plays with plastic animals? ;_;
#11
Posted 14 December 2011 - 09:26 PM
#12
Posted 14 December 2011 - 09:27 PM
True, but after legitimately attempt to insult someone on how pathetic they are, would you pull out a plastic dinosaur and play with it?
It shows that he's not letting you bring him down, and that he sees himself as the bigger person.
He didn't let your words phase him, and instead did something to take his mind off the situation. :/
He did the right thing, really.
Instead of arguing with you, he just passed it off as nothing.
TL;DR
Calm your tits.
#13
Posted 14 December 2011 - 09:27 PM
#14
Posted 14 December 2011 - 09:30 PM
Even though he took his mind off the situation, playing with a plastic dinosaur is a bit childish.
Not that I'm really insulting him on it, I've just never seen someone do that before, at least, as old and advanced as the 8th grade.
#15
Posted 14 December 2011 - 09:37 PM
If I was a douchebag, I didn't mean to be one.
Even though he took his mind off the situation, playing with a plastic dinosaur is a bit childish.
Not that I'm really insulting him on it, I've just never seen someone do that before, at least, as old and advanced as the 8th grade.
>8th grade
>"old and advanced"
>lolwat
#16
Posted 14 December 2011 - 09:41 PM
>8th grade
>"old and advanced"
>lolwat

>Yeah, I know.
>mfw
#17
Posted 14 December 2011 - 09:55 PM
#18
Posted 14 December 2011 - 10:16 PM
#19
Posted 14 December 2011 - 10:20 PM
Jake: Whatever *Pulls out plastic dinosaur figure and makes roaring sounds*.
I'm not even being sarcastic, this guy is a badass.
#20
Posted 14 December 2011 - 10:33 PM
LMFAOI'm not even being sarcastic, this guy is a badass.
My stomach hurts from laughing!















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