When i play Kingdom Hearts the time stops, i feel so excited! When i play Kingdom hearts i feel like i'm the happiest person in the whole world! When i play Kingdom hearts i feel magic in the air, i feel that i'm ready to fly, i feel that i can touch the sky! When i play Kingdom hearts i'm always having a blast and forget all my problems, i feel this happines coming out of me, .... When i play Kingdom hearts i feel like home...

 

I LOVE KH AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE IT! IT IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME! I LOVE IT. :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

What about you?

When I play Kingdom Hearts, (oh wait this is the Random Section, so...)

I firetruck everytime I get killed by a Shadow.

Kingdom Hearts showed me a bright side of everything! It brought back my love for drawing and inspired me with writing! I really love it. Even though it's just the game, I think it's something much greater:

 

IT'S A LONG STORY, ABOUT LIGHT AND DARKNESS,

STRUGGLING IN THE EPIC BATTLE, WITH A HELP OF LEGENDARY HEROES

AQUA - WATERFALL OF FRIENDSHIP

TERRA - STRONG WARRIOR OF EARTH

VENTUS - PURE WIND OF MYSTERY

CONNECTED BY THE SAME DREAM, WERE ON THE JOURNEY,

SEPARATED BY EVIL MAN, XEHANORT AND HIS APPRENTICE,

BORN FROM THE PURE DARKNESS - VANITAS

THEIR BATTLE WAS THOUGH, BUT NOT SUCCESSFUL

TERRA WAS POSSED BY XEHANORT, HIS HEART IS STILL STRUGGLING WITH XEHANORT'S

AQUA IS CAPTURED IN DARKNESS, WONDERING IF THERE IS SOMEONE WHO WILL SAVE HER

VENTUS FELL IN A DEEP SLEEP, WAITING FOR SOMEONE WHO WILL HELP HIM WAKE UP

AND THAT SOMEONE IS SORA - TRAVELER OF SKY

BOY WHO TOUCHED SO MANY HEARTS

IS CHOSEN TO WEILD A WEAPON OF LIGHT - KEYBLADE

HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS NEED HIS HELP

LIGHT OF THE SEA - KAIRI, LOST HER HEART

RIKU - REVENGER OF LAND, FELL INTO THE DARKNESS

SORA SACRIFICES HIMSELF TO SAVE THEM

RELEASING HIS OWN HEART,

CREATING TWO PERSONS WHO SHOULD NEVER SUPPOSE TO EXIST,

ROXAS - SILENT NUMBER XIII AND NAMINE - LONELY OCEAN WAVE

SORA WAS THEN LOST, FOLLOWING AN ENDLESS ROAD

LEADING HIM INTO A CASTLE OF FORGOTTEN MEMORIES,

CASTLE OBLIVION

HIS MEMORIES WERE SOON FADING AWAY,

BUT ONE GIRL PUT HIM IN TO A SLEEP,

PROMISING THAT SHE WILL FIX HIS BROKEN MEMORY

WEEKS PAST, WHEN SHE FOUND OUT THAT SOME OF THE MEMORIES WERE LOST, TO ANOTHER PERSON WHO SHOULD NEVER EXIST

ROXAS - NUMBER XIII OF THE ORGANIZATION XIII

ALONG WITH HIS BEST FRIEND AXEL - BOND OF THE FIRESTORM,

MEET ANOTHER LOST MEMORY, XION - MEMORY WHO SHOULD NEVER EXIST

THEIR FRIENDSHIP SOON BECOMES SUFFERING,

LEADING XION TO RETURN WHERE SHE TRULY BELONGS,TO SORA

ROXAS RUNS AWAY, TRYING TO FIND AN ANSWER TO EVERYTHING

AXEL SADLY WATCHES, WHEN RIKU TAKES ROXAS AWAY

ROXAS RETURNS BACK TO SORA, WHO WAKES UP FOR ANOTHER JOURNEY

KAIRI IS STILL WAITING HOME,

AXEL KIDNAPS HER, BRINGING HER TO ORGANIZATION XIII

SORA MUST SAFE HIS FRIENDS ONCE AGAIN,

AXEL HELPS TOO, BUT USES ALL POWER AND FADES AWAY

SORA IS REUNITED WITH RIKU, DEFEATING ORGANIZATION XIII

TRINTY OF SORA, RIKU AND KAIRI IS REUNITED,

BUT THE LETTER IN THE BOTTLE CHANGES THIER FATES ONCE AGAIN

IT'S ABOUT SAVING ANOTHER TRINTY FROM THE PAST...

 

See? That's only the small part of my writing about kingdom hearts. The greater story is yet to come... in Kingdom Hearts 3!!!!

Kingdom Hearts in a nutshell as taken from Encyclopedia Dramatica.

 

I would also suggest not clicking on the links that got picked up when I copied and pasted what was on the website. Unless your a true troll or simply insane you will probably regret clicking on them.

• Micky Mouse - the world's most famous pimp
• Donald - Furry
• Goofy - awesome furry
• Sora - young boy on quest for genocide
• Riku - teh biggest douche EVER
• Kairi - whore
• Namine - DiZ and Marluxia's sex slave
• DiZ - racist pedo
• Xemnas - Mansex
• Xigbar - redneck
• Xaldin - wigger
• Vexen - ugly firetrucktard
• Lexaeus - Zexion's man bitch
• Zexion - noisy emo
• Saix - Mansex's lap bitch
• Axel - ginger pedo
• Demyx - uses a gaint blue penis as his weapon
• Luxord - gambling british bastard
• Larxene - Bitch who likes to molest Axel and abuse children
• Roxas - pedobait
• Xion - hermaphordite emo bitch
• black person - douchebag
• Xehanort - ganguro
• Terra - Emo
• Ventus aka Roxas - Has half a heart. *SPOILER* THEYRE THE SAME firetruckING PERSON!!!!!
• Aqua - Totally asking for it
• Vanitas - Anonymous

 

 

KH fangirls will pair any characters together as long as they deem it fappable. They're ALL gay, of course:

-AkuRoku - The weeaboo word for pairing Axel with Roxas. Mostly angsty, suicidal stories that go on for 500,000 words or more. S&M is a common element, and fangirls can't get off unless there are at least eighty-seven rape scenes.

-RikuxSora - Generally portrays Sora as a pussy bitch who takes it up the ass from Riku, who might as well be Yuki fromGravitation. Sora MUST be raped by Ansem in order for the story to be considered good.

-SoraxRoxas - Apparently fantards don't care that they're THE SAME firetruckING PERSON.

-Zemyx - Zexion and Demyx is one of the most popular pairings, despite the fact that the characters NEVER firetruckING MEET IN THE GAMES. EVER.

-VenxVan Ventus and Vanitas. See SoraxRoxas.

-Cleon - Cloud and Leon, who is actually Squall, but doesn't use that name anymore since he's angst-ing about hard his home world got pwned. The most emo bullshit you'll ever see in your life. Apparently, because they stand back-to-back in one scene in KHII, this is a legitimate pairing, even though they don't even know each other prior to that other than through mutual friends, who, though it's redundant to say at this point, shouldn't even exist in the same firetrucking time-space.

 

 

 

 

KH Fan fiction is one of the worst things to exist in the history of the world, right behind Sonic fanfiction. Common elements include:

• No Plot. AT ALL. Just like the games.
• Sora dreams of Riku firetrucking his ass.
• Shitty high school AUs where every male character takes it up the ass, because het is ew.
• Mpreg in which Sora and Riku get to raise an assbaby of their own.
• Vammmpires. They might sparkle if the author is friendgy enough to like that shit.
• A songfic highlighting the author's love of My Chemical Romance.
• Kairi dies a horrible, bloody death.
• Riku cuts himself.. darkness..blah blah blah...
• Sora is randomly raped several times.
• Kairi is a bitch and wants to firetruck Sora all on her own.
• Have them randomly proclaim their love for each other for no reason at all
• ????
• No. No profit.

(Source: Encyclopedia Dramatica)