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#1 Nathan

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 02:56 AM

*i was born with three testicles
*they cut off the extra when i was a baby

*i also went to afghanistan when i was 7
*and got raped by a 16 year old
*i only take the piss out of rape to cover my pain
*i have been loyal to a friend
*i saw him there
*but he didnt stand up for me
*and just watched
*and i was raped
*please dont laugh at me
*it hurts :(

*anyway..

*when i returned from afghanistan, the one friend i had
*at the time
*ignored me
*and cut me off
*his name was conor
*and im still trying to get in touch with him
*just to talk to him...
*he just ignores me
*everytime i try to give him things
*he ignores me
*and it hurts

*to get on with my life after conor's ignoring
*i went out with a chick
*her name was hpets
*she was a bit crazy
*and cut herwelf with blades
*this caused blood
*to stream from her thumb where she had cut a cross into
*i stood behind her in shock
*as she sliced into her hand
*it reminded me of the rape
*and it hurt
*my butt
*when i was raped

*hpets decided to hold a party
*as everyone thought she was a freak
*but i still loved her
*and her purple-blue streak down her dark hair
*we had ribs
*it was nice
*she brought her incest cousin along to the party
*they sat in an alleyway
*and pretended to be hobos
*i was afraid
*so i left

*i later found out
*hpets was going out with a fat shit called ttam
*he had dark hair
*and it was long
*this made him look like a transgender friend

*so i decided to talk to steph
*but instead i created an msn account
*and i called myself lucy
*i talked to ttam
*he gave me naked pictures of him and hpets
*i was shocked to finally see a naked woman

*this caused me to create a website
*i thought to myself
*"how can i get lots of naked girls to cower all over me"
*"how i can be a pedophile, but they will fail to relize that"
*i thought of a good site name
*it was to be 31hk.com
*i grew this site
*and with it grew the ammounts of little girls i could stalk
*all their vaginas in my face
*i was happy
*and aroused
*every night i was wank for hours on end
*the ammount of sperm i lost caused me to lose many kilograms of weight

*then i met the one named sseleulc
*she also liked to be called annaoj
*she made me happy
*With a passion
*as i have a fetish for little asian girls
*i like to dominate them
*and molest them
*they are nothing without me

*but i was to learn
*that the christians had taken over annaoj
*i could do nothing
*besides contine my nights of wanking
*i was to set out the next night
*and kill all the christians
*their beliefs caused great anger in me
*as i was an athiest at the time
*but i talked to the christians
*and they converted me
*now i too want to be a christian
*and have my way with annaoj

*now i am left with my site
*31hk.com
*and i am happy

*i also think that ngisednoraa is hot and i want to have a threeway with him and annaoj

Thank you for listening.

#2 Kaiso

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 02:58 AM

LMFAOO XDD <3 iluu

#3 Zexion

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 03:58 AM

Allow me to shun you...

#4 ObsidianEagle

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 04:47 AM

that was interesting...

i'm sure annoj, hpets and ttam will be happily flamming you and this thread very soon

#5 Zexion

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 07:52 AM

KK1...you're the best!

#6 sneezes

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 09:28 AM

Ooh, I love your descriptive details, Nathan.

And the fact that you got raped. 8D

#7 Kaiso

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 02:36 PM

Allow me to shun you...


LMAO. why? Nathan's wonderful. XD

#8 sneezes

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 04:57 PM

He makes the most entertaining MSN conversations I've ever been in. 8D

#9 Kaiso

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 05:09 PM

LOL Exactly. 8D
and he makes some of the more entertaining random threads.
No offense to anyone.

#10 zexionrox13

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 05:57 PM

That was descriptive, creepy but descriptive… Pretty entertaining if I do say so myself!

#11 Clueless

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 02:37 AM

that was interesting...

i'm sure annoj, hpets and ttam will be happily flamming you and this thread very soon


I dont think annaoj will actually 8D

#12 Aaron

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 06:08 AM

I wonder who annoaj is. Such a confusing riddle.

#13 ObsidianEagle

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 06:53 AM

I wonder who annoaj is. Such a confusing riddle.


what about ngisednoraa on the last line XP

#14 sneezes

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 08:24 AM

Hmm. Just can't seem to figure out who those two are.

8D

#15 ObsidianEagle

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 10:10 AM

same with nahtan, that is definitely a name created by a master of disguise

#16 Kaiso

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 02:58 PM

It's such a puzzling mystery.

#17 Heartless666

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 04:53 PM

Um..that's saddening. :(

#18 Krizkee

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 05:16 PM

GAHAHAGAHAGHAGAAHAHAHA,

You made my day, sir.

*tips hat*

#19 Luzzekatt

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 12:23 PM

this was so funny! AHAH!

#20 Heartless666

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 02:05 PM

Wait I actually got sad..it's not real?