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[Sora's Little Helper]

Someone points an arrow at me.
Me: Please, not an arrow to the knee.

[Kingdom Sora]

-An amazon points a halberd at me-
-pulls out a machine gun- Screw the pistol, shiot just got real!

[demy1077]

*guy pulls out a gun

dude you should go for a sword guns are really old swords aren't how about i let you use mine

guy: 0___0 your going to kill me aren't you

*stabs guys arms to a tree.

not kill torment

[AnsemTheWise]

*guy pulls a gun on me*

Me: "So... that thing's loaded, right?"

[Number XV]

A guy tries to rob Me.
Me: Sorry sir, I'm only 13. In about 5 years, I'll have a job. Find me then.

[Henne]

*someone tries to rob and then shot me*
SO: Give me your money!
Me: Ich verstehe kein Wort und habe es auch nicht vor. No, hablo inglés y mi español es muy mal, también!

And then I would be kinda dead, I guess.

[Xaryjex]

*Random Guy Pulls Out A Gun*
I Scream "Kame Hame Ha" Then Scream "Dance Water Dance."
*Then With Little results I run away quickly*

[Keyblade Master LexaIIIV]

*Vanitas and Axel appear*
Axel: There's our target.
Me:*starts hyperventilating*
Vanitas: God, I'm so intimidating.
Me: *glomps Vanitas* AND I'M NEVER LETTING GO!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Axel: You're on your own, Vanitas.
Vanitas: >_< God, GET HER OFF ME!!!!

[demy1077]

*rin trys to kill me*

me: woah first let me have some kaito

rin: ewww you like kaito

me: i thought kaito meant ice cream which i would really like right now

rin:*stabs me the foot and starts beating the crap out of all the male vocaloids.

me: about time kaito gets his ass kicked and man this firetrucking hurts

[Kingdom Sora]

-Le random otaku comes up to me-
Otaku: Y U NO HAVE NARUTO HEAD BAND LIKE ME
Me: YO OTAKU GIRL, Y U NO SYMMETRICAL!?
Otaku: What is symmetry?
Me: ....
Otaku: ....
Me: You have eight seconds to live...

[Keyblade Master Xoncron]

'A random person starts hitting me with a hammer'
Me: "Do you give up yet?"

[Sora's Little Helper]

*Walking around when a person points me a gun.

Me:

[Kingdom Sora]

-A flash mob starts to happen right around me-
Me: -Dancing to the music-

[Keyblade Master Xoncron]

My car is tertering on the edge of a cliff.
Me: I regret nothiiiiiiinnnnnnnng!

[Kingdom Sora]

-Accidently drives off a cliff-
Me: Activate wings -clicks a random button in the car- -but nothing happens-

[demy1077]

*evil alien comes upt o me and trys to kill me*

me: woah woah woah first lets have some tea and chat before you kill me by puting poison in my tea

alien:what

me: come with me and i'll show you how england kills people with his food then you can kill me that way ok tony

alien: 0____0 shit she is not scared must scare her

[Kingdom Sora]

-Got into a car accident and car about to flip over-
Me: Do a Barrel Roll! Do a Barrel Roll! -continually flipping over-

[Keyblade Master Rixec]

-Frenchmen start tossing animals at me.
Me: Run away! >D

[AnsemTheWise]

A hearty pirate's laugh dispels any disasterous situation.

Robber: (pulls out gun) Gimme yo money!
Me: (hearty pirate laugh)
Robber: Oh, chizz! (runs)

[Kingdom Sora]

A French men runs toward me and starts to scream at me in French.
Me: *Starts to scream in Japanese while looking insane
French men: *Flees
Me: ... It's super effective!