What would you say in a dangerous situation?
Posted 26 December 2011 - 05:17 PM
Me: Please, not an arrow to the knee.
Posted 30 December 2011 - 02:37 PM
-pulls out a machine gun- Screw the pistol, shiot just got real!
Posted 21 January 2012 - 08:39 PM
dude you should go for a sword guns are really old swords aren't how about i let you use mine
guy: 0___0 your going to kill me aren't you
*stabs guys arms to a tree.
not kill torment
Posted 22 January 2012 - 12:49 PM
Me: "So... that thing's loaded, right?"
Posted 22 January 2012 - 01:47 PM
Me: Sorry sir, I'm only 13. In about 5 years, I'll have a job. Find me then.
Posted 22 January 2012 - 02:49 PM
SO: Give me your money!
Me: Ich verstehe kein Wort und habe es auch nicht vor. No, hablo inglés y mi español es muy mal, también!
And then I would be kinda dead, I guess.
Posted 22 January 2012 - 04:17 PM
I Scream "Kame Hame Ha" Then Scream "Dance Water Dance."
*Then With Little results I run away quickly*
Posted 27 February 2012 - 02:58 PM
Axel: There's our target.
Vanitas: God, I'm so intimidating.
Me: *glomps Vanitas* AND I'M NEVER LETTING GO!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Axel: You're on your own, Vanitas.
Vanitas: >_< God, GET HER OFF ME!!!!
Posted 18 March 2012 - 02:43 AM
me: woah first let me have some kaito
rin: ewww you like kaito
me: i thought kaito meant ice cream which i would really like right now
rin:*stabs me the foot and starts beating the crap out of all the male vocaloids.
me: about time kaito gets his ass kicked and man this firetrucking hurts
Posted 18 March 2012 - 09:29 PM
Otaku: Y U NO HAVE NARUTO HEAD BAND LIKE ME
Me: YO OTAKU GIRL, Y U NO SYMMETRICAL!?
Otaku: What is symmetry?
Me: You have eight seconds to live...
Posted 02 April 2012 - 11:46 AM
Me: "Do you give up yet?"
Posted 02 April 2012 - 05:45 PM
Me: -Dancing to the music-
Posted 03 April 2012 - 08:13 PM
Me: I regret nothiiiiiiinnnnnnnng!
Posted 05 April 2012 - 07:01 AM
Me: Activate wings -clicks a random button in the car- -but nothing happens-
Posted 06 April 2012 - 08:13 PM
me: woah woah woah first lets have some tea and chat before you kill me by puting poison in my tea
me: come with me and i'll show you how england kills people with his food then you can kill me that way ok tony
alien: 0____0 shit she is not scared must scare her
Posted 07 April 2012 - 11:01 AM
Me: Do a Barrel Roll! Do a Barrel Roll! -continually flipping over-
Posted 13 April 2012 - 08:40 PM
Me: Run away! >D
Posted 13 April 2012 - 08:53 PM
Robber: (pulls out gun) Gimme yo money!
Me: (hearty pirate laugh)
Robber: Oh, chizz! (runs)
Posted 14 April 2012 - 08:45 AM
Me: *Starts to scream in Japanese while looking insane
French men: *Flees
Me: ... It's super effective!