So here I am, just making a friendly status update on facebook telling people about the Halo 4 trailer, then I just make a joke about how Activision is putting a subscription fee for part of MW3. Then this kid comes along...

 

if you werent such a waste of sperm you would take to consideration that the fee for call of duty comes with the ELITE package. which includes a sort of social networking for all call of duty games. oh, and not to burst your little inbred bubble, but halo 4 isn't even being made by Bungie and the series is just being further more dragged out with another halo that we don't need....at all.

I toss an insult back at him, then try to get the status update back on track.

 

And here is [name withheld], ruining a friendly conversation with his overall douchbaggery. First off if anyone is a waste of sperm it's you. You angry, hateful, underachiever. Secondly Activision is charging money for a service that should be free. Third off, 343 industries has many former bungie members including most if the ones that created the original halo. Finally if any game series is being milked it's COD. MW3 will be it's 7th game.

 

And now I await your reply, probably some more irrelevant and/or incorrect information. Tied in with an unnecessary death threat or two. I'm sure none of us want any trouble, if we could just act like civilized people we could have a nice friendly debate with the need for meaningless insults.

And after several hours of not being able to comprehend the amount of butthurt I delivered to him he replies...

 

Yeah aaron? Im a waste of sperm? I have nothing else to say, but take to consideration that you are the most irrelevent, inbred, firetruck of a child. That is all.

From my trolling expertise, when people say they will stop replying, they really mean "I have run out of things to say and will keep on replying anyway"

 

My most recent response...

 

Why do you go out of your way to be a douchebag to me and lots of other people? I didn't invite you to this status update, nor did I even expect you to reply. You just showed up, said some stupid things and act like a jerk. I cannot fathom why anyone would waste their time intentionally trying to be a dick.

I cannot understand the thought process of a douchebag. Any douchebag experts and/or other douchebags care to tell me what is going on here?

Eh people are eh. People either

1. Are pissed

2. Like sounding right, high, or mighty in some way or another

3. Thinks just irk em. Really badly. Like me and horrible fanfiction.

LMFAOOOO This was hilarious. I guess there are good trolls and bad trolls, huh? lol

roflol ^ agreed

This was kinda funny lol. I see trolls like that ALL the time on YouTube comments. So yeaaaaaaaaaah haha .

LMFAOOOO This was hilarious. I guess there are good trolls and bad trolls, huh? lol

 

He's not a troll, I know him in school. Major douchebag.

 

Douchebags and trolls are not to be confused with each other

 

 

These are douchebags

 

 

 

This is troll

Personally, I would kick him off my friend list

Unfortinatly asswholes rule the world

He's not a troll, I know him in school. Major douchebag.

 

Douchebags and trolls are not to be confused with each other

 

 

These are douchebags

 

 

 

This is troll

 

I love the images.

The imagery really helps.

 

But yeah, douchebags have a biological need to be "right". I just nod, go "Uh huh", and move on. They're not worth my time.

1 - Its facebook

2 - Since he is someone you know from school, you're bound to get douchebag-like comments from him

3 - Its the internet. live with it.

Former douchebag here.

 

He's either venting out his anger on your Facebook status because he has no other way to let out his anger other than being an asshole or he just gets kicks from starting shit with random people about totally irrelevant things.

He's not a troll, I know him in school. Major douchebag.

 

Douchebags and trolls are not to be confused with each other

 

 

These are douchebags

 

 

 

This is troll

 

Now I know what to look for when I go out into the world.

What happened Fredfredbug4? I thought you were gonna commit suicide after the Rapture thing didn't happen.

Those illustrations are really helping me :blink: As for the facebook, ignore kids like that, they'll eventually be tired if no one responses to them

What happened Fredfredbug4? I thought you were gonna commit suicide after the Rapture thing didn't happen.

 

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasm

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)

 

These links might help.

ROFL this was the funniest thread I've read on this site all year :lol: . I don't think this guy was a troll, he was just a genuine douchebag. Douchebags can have reasons for the way they act, but most of them do it to put a person down for no reason. It makes them feel powerful. Most douchbags wouldn't even know what trolling is, because the majority of them are brainless. Your witty responses made me laugh, and I like someone who makes me laugh. Plus rep for you Fredfredbug, and deservedly so.

well my dear fredfredbug, I think I may be able to help you with this considering I know my fair share of douchebags. You see they all have one goal and that is; to make everyone around them feel inferior to them, even though most of the time they just make fools of themselves. This fellow in particular probably has a certain inner battle with himself, either he really hates the Halo franchise or has some kind of score he feels he needs to settle with you (I think I may be reading too far into this) or he just wants to make you look like an idiot and did not really consider that you would retaliate with a response that would ultimately backfire on him making him the idiot. Either way I applaud you for your response, it was very clever. Not many people can handle a douchebag like you did congrats. (I kind of feel like this didn't help at all. I know what I wanted to say but it was hard to get it into words that made sense so hopefully this helps if not I'm sorry for making you read this post)