I finally thought up another funny little story. Once again, I'm aiming to give you a smile/chuckle/or perhaps even laugh. As always, it's partly inspired from the novels/manga. Well, please read and I hope you like it!
The Tension Begins:
Since Demyx was always slacking off on missions, Saix decided to recipricate it with a lecture.
Xigbar saw this and commented: Heh, giving him lectures now?
Demyx: Booooooooorrrrriiiiiiinngggggggg.......
Saix: :angry: Want me to start from the beginning?
Demyx: Huh? NOOOOOOOOO! Forget I interrupted! Please, continue!
Saix: *lectures*
Xigbar went on his mission and came back in the evening: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY STILL LECTURING HIM???!!!!
Demyx: Oh, uh.....heh, heh, eh.......:mellow: I, uh....got..some..thing...to..uh..I gotta go!. *runs out the room*
Xigbar: Man, I know you lectured him hoping he'd learn to work harder and all, but aren't YOU sort of suffering too? Like a sore throat or something?
Saix: Hmm? What do you mean? Freely yelling at him was rather refreshing.
Xigbar: o__O
Well, that same scenario happened about eight more times.......But one morning, Saix didn't seem to be in top condition.
Saix: *cough, cough*
Xaldin: You don't look too good.
Saix: *quietly* ...giving Demyx all those lectures has gotten me a sore throat.....
Xaldin: If you want, I will gladly yell at him for you.
Saix: *nods*
The next time Demyx acted lazy, Saix jerked at his arm.
Demyx: Ouch!
Saix: .....
Demyx: Hey, you look kinda.....grumpy(?) right now. (Isn't he always????)
Xaldin: He has a sore throat and is being sparing with how much he talks.
Demyx: Really?! YESSSSSS!!!! Now he can't lecture me!!!!
Saix: *mischievous smile*
Xaldin: He can't, but I can. *pulls Demyx by the arm*
Demyx: *scared* ...y-y-you? Oh, no, he has that, "I'm gonna beat you up," look on his face....
Xaldin: Just sit your butt down, shut up, and listen!
Demyx: *scared* Y-y-yes sir!
Xaldin: *lectures*
-3 hours later (half length of Saix's lectures)-
Xaldin thought to himself: I'm getting bored....and my throat hurts......hmm....well, he looks like he's scared enough to have learned his lesson....sorta looks petrified, even...
Xaldin: Well, did you learn you're lesson?
Demyx: Yes, yes! I have! (...no he hasn't)
Xaldin: You may go.
Demyx: *runs out of room*
Saix: *quietly* A three hour lecture? That's all?
Xaldin: O___O
Vexen's suggestion:
Vexen:Saix, I believe turning Demyx into an experiment would benefit all of us. I'd get a test subject, and we'll all get peace.
Saix: Yes, I wish I could give you permission to, but.......Axel would probably stop you....plus, Xemnas called us ALL valued members.....even Demyx....
Vexen: *sigh* ....GAH! It's just so tempting!
Demyx overheard: HEY! YOU GUYS ARE MEAN!
Vexen: *high pitched laugh* Well, it's you're own fault for being lazy. You know, you really are wasting our supplies.
Saix: Supplies? What supplies?
Vexen: Oh, just something that is very vital.......THE AIR!!!
Demyx: THAT'S A BIT MUCH!!!! Wait.....heh, actually....I just figured out why you like being called senior/elder! It's because you're a fossil!
Axel: Wow, gotta say, man, I am admiring Vexen right now.... Not even one slip-up! (Yeah, Axel. You probably would've cussed by now )
-another 5 minutes pass-
Vexen: Despicable!!!! *GASP* *Can't breathe* LITTLE PUNK!!!!!!! *GASP*
Demyx: O_____O
Axel: *claps* Wow, Vexen!
Vexen: *confused* What?
Axel: Not a single bad word after 15 minutes of yelling! I am in awe right now!
Vexen: In awe? Heh, well, I do have that effect on people. *conceited smile* (*cough*just_keep_thinking_that*cough*)
Name Calling: This takes place around the time in KH:CoM when Axel and Marluxia weren't on good terms with eachother
Axel showed up in a dark corridor.
Marluxia: *evil glare*
Axel: I know, I know...you're about to say, "Hello, Mr. Bastard."
Marluxia: Oh? Actually, I was going to say, "Ass Butthole."
Axel: :mellow: Ouch....wasn't expecting that one.....
Strains On Friendship: This one takes place around when Axel was slowly losing his friendship with Roxas
Axel laid in bed, thinking: My friendship with Saix is pretty much over........and now there's a rift between me and Roxas too....
Saix came over and was about to force Axel to come out and get his mission, but he overheard him mumbling and decided to listen in.
Axel: This, sounds weird.....coming from a Nobody, but..I'm......lonely.
Saix thought to himself: Lonely? LONELY HE SAYS????!!!
He barged in, pretending not to have heard anything: Axel.
Axel: The door's there for a reason, you know..... You could at least knock....
Saix: You're late to come out to the Grey Area. Mission. *hands him a piece of paper*
Axel: Yeah, yeah...... *takes paper and heads to the Grey Area*
Saix went to his own room and started mumbling angrily: He's lonely, huh? LONELY IS HE?! UGH! He's talking like he has a heart..... I highly doubt it, but....let's suppose that he DOES....that would mean.....UGH! I work day after day, I listen to Xemnas's boring speeches, I even became second in command! Yet what do I get??!!!! NOTHING! Axel, on the other hand, just sits on some stupid clocktower eating ice cream, and he hardly ever even LOOKS at Kingdom Hearts! Yet what does he get! A HEART!!!!!!!! UGH! It just skipped right past seven and went to eight! And now he's ABANDONNED ME!!! (Now I see why Saix is sometimes referred to as a puppy...)
Saix furiously stomped around like a big kid, then he punched the wall.
Saix: OW!!! STUPID WALL!!!!!! (yeah....blame the wall...)
(Saix, F-Y-I, if you would've said all that in front of Axel, things might've turned out differently.........)
Well, hope you enjoyed that!http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-cool.png .........it's been a while since I last posted one of my short stories.......hope I haven't lost my touch.....http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-confuse.png.........Aaaaanyway, thanks for reading!
I finally thought up another funny little story. Once again, I'm aiming to give you a smile/chuckle/or perhaps even laugh. As always, it's partly inspired from the novels/manga. Well, please read and I hope you like it!
The Tension Begins:
Since Demyx was always slacking off on missions, Saix decided to recipricate it with a lecture.
Xigbar saw this and commented: Heh, giving him lectures now?
Demyx: Booooooooorrrrriiiiiiinngggggggg.......
Saix: :angry: Want me to start from the beginning?
Demyx: Huh? NOOOOOOOOO! Forget I interrupted! Please, continue!
Saix: *lectures*
Xigbar went on his mission and came back in the evening: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY STILL LECTURING HIM???!!!!
Saix: Actually, I just finished.
Demyx: FINALLY!!!!!
Saix: http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-mad.png
Demyx: Oh, uh.....heh, heh, eh.......:mellow: I, uh....got..some..thing...to..uh..I gotta go!. *runs out the room*
Xigbar: Man, I know you lectured him hoping he'd learn to work harder and all, but aren't YOU sort of suffering too? Like a sore throat or something?
Saix: Hmm? What do you mean? Freely yelling at him was rather refreshing.
Xigbar: o__O
Well, that same scenario happened about eight more times.......But one morning, Saix didn't seem to be in top condition.
Saix: *cough, cough*
Xaldin: You don't look too good.
Saix: *quietly* ...giving Demyx all those lectures has gotten me a sore throat.....
Xaldin: If you want, I will gladly yell at him for you.
Saix: *nods*
The next time Demyx acted lazy, Saix jerked at his arm.
Demyx: Ouch!
Saix: .....
Demyx: Hey, you look kinda.....grumpy(?) right now. (Isn't he always????)
Xaldin: He has a sore throat and is being sparing with how much he talks.
Demyx: Really?! YESSSSSS!!!! Now he can't lecture me!!!!
Saix: *mischievous smile*
Xaldin: He can't, but I can. *pulls Demyx by the arm*
Demyx: *scared* ...y-y-you? Oh, no, he has that, "I'm gonna beat you up," look on his face....
Xaldin: Just sit your butt down, shut up, and listen!
Demyx: *scared* Y-y-yes sir!
Xaldin: *lectures*
-3 hours later (half length of Saix's lectures)-
Xaldin thought to himself: I'm getting bored....and my throat hurts......hmm....well, he looks like he's scared enough to have learned his lesson....sorta looks petrified, even...
Xaldin: Well, did you learn you're lesson?
Demyx: Yes, yes! I have! (...no he hasn't)
Xaldin: You may go.
Demyx: *runs out of room*
Saix: *quietly* A three hour lecture? That's all?
Xaldin: O___O
Vexen's suggestion:
Vexen:Saix, I believe turning Demyx into an experiment would benefit all of us. I'd get a test subject, and we'll all get peace.
Saix: Yes, I wish I could give you permission to, but.......Axel would probably stop you....plus, Xemnas called us ALL valued members.....even Demyx....
Vexen: *sigh* ....GAH! It's just so tempting!
Demyx overheard: HEY! YOU GUYS ARE MEAN!
Vexen: *high pitched laugh* Well, it's you're own fault for being lazy. You know, you really are wasting our supplies.
Saix: Supplies? What supplies?
Vexen: Oh, just something that is very vital.......THE AIR!!!
Demyx: THAT'S A BIT MUCH!!!! Wait.....heh, actually....I just figured out why you like being called senior/elder! It's because you're a fossil!
Vexen: *fuming with anger* Why, you!!!!! Disrespectful! Ungrateful! Arrogant! Ignorant! Stupid! Impudent! Impotent! Useless! Imbecile!
Axel saw this and decided to watch.
-10 minutes later-
Vexen: Insolent!! Idiotic!
Axel: Wow, gotta say, man, I am admiring Vexen right now.... Not even one slip-up! (Yeah, Axel. You probably would've cussed by now
)
-another 5 minutes pass-
Vexen: Despicable!!!! *GASP* *Can't breathe* LITTLE PUNK!!!!!!! *GASP*
Demyx: O_____O
Axel: *claps* Wow, Vexen!
Vexen: *confused* What?
Axel: Not a single bad word after 15 minutes of yelling! I am in awe right now!
Vexen: In awe? Heh, well, I do have that effect on people. *conceited smile* (*cough*just_keep_thinking_that*cough*)
Name Calling: This takes place around the time in KH:CoM when Axel and Marluxia weren't on good terms with eachother
Axel showed up in a dark corridor.
Marluxia: *evil glare*
Axel: I know, I know...you're about to say, "Hello, Mr. Bastard."
Marluxia: Oh? Actually, I was going to say, "
AssButthole."Axel: :mellow: Ouch....wasn't expecting that one.....
Strains On Friendship: This one takes place around when Axel was slowly losing his friendship with Roxas
Axel laid in bed, thinking: My friendship with Saix is pretty much over........and now there's a rift between me and Roxas too....
Saix came over and was about to force Axel to come out and get his mission, but he overheard him mumbling and decided to listen in.
Axel: This, sounds weird.....coming from a Nobody, but..I'm......lonely.
Saix thought to himself: Lonely? LONELY HE SAYS????!!!
He barged in, pretending not to have heard anything: Axel.
Axel: The door's there for a reason, you know..... You could at least knock....
Saix: You're late to come out to the Grey Area. Mission. *hands him a piece of paper*
Axel: Yeah, yeah...... *takes paper and heads to the Grey Area*
Saix went to his own room and started mumbling angrily: He's lonely, huh? LONELY IS HE?! UGH! He's talking like he has a heart..... I highly doubt it, but....let's suppose that he DOES....that would mean.....UGH! I work day after day, I listen to Xemnas's boring speeches, I even became second in command! Yet what do I get??!!!! NOTHING! Axel, on the other hand, just sits on some stupid clocktower eating ice cream, and he hardly ever even LOOKS at Kingdom Hearts! Yet what does he get! A HEART!!!!!!!! UGH! It just skipped right past seven and went to eight! And now he's ABANDONNED ME!!! (Now I see why Saix is sometimes referred to as a puppy...)
Saix furiously stomped around like a big kid, then he punched the wall.
Saix: OW!!! STUPID WALL!!!!!! (yeah....blame the wall...)
(Saix, F-Y-I, if you would've said all that in front of Axel, things might've turned out differently.....
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)
Well, hope you enjoyed that!http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-cool.png .........it's been a while since I last posted one of my short stories.......hope I haven't lost my touch.....http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-confuse.png.........Aaaaanyway, thanks for reading!