For your viewing enjoyment, We of The Pants have compiled a list of facts of the legendary Cella's Pants.

These are not nearly all of them, and feel free to say your own.

They may even be added to the list. O;

 

 

Now, what you've all been waiting for, without further delay--

 

The Facts of Cella's Pants

 

Cella's Pants Fact #1 - Wear your safety gear properly when entering. (:

 

Cella's Pants fact #2 : Chuck Norris can't roundhouse kick them to oblivion. They're just that bad ass.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #3: DC is NOT allowed.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #4: May cause burns.

 

CELLA'S PANTS FACT #5: If you're alone in the pants, please call out and your rapist will assist you immediately.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #6: If you hear Jesse McCartney, don't worry, he's been trapped inside for a long time, because Cella wont let him out.

 

 

Cella's Pants fact #7: These babies are perfect for when you and your stalker are trapped in a freezer, and need warmth.

 

Cella's pants fact #8 : If you're a dumbass, please note: The pants will reject your ass and will then light your bottox on fire. The pant's are not held responsible for any depressed feelings you'd have towards it because you're just a dumbass

 

Cella's Pants Fact #9: Beware of the rocket.

 

 

Cella's Pants Fact #10: Do not enter if you have epilepsy or back problems of any kind.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #11: Bring explosives.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #12: Material not suitable for small children.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #13: Please keep all hands, feet, and personal belongings inside the ride at all times.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #14: A seven nation army couldn't hold them back.

 

Cella's Pants fact #15: May cause wearer to be very sexy.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #16: If you get scared, picture Roxas in frilly pink undies.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #17: If you hear someone inside yell "FALCON PUNCH" run away!

 

Cella's Pants Fact #18: If trapped and all else fails, tap Z or R twice and do a barrel roll!

 

Cella's Pants Fact #19: NO MASTERCATING IN THE PANTS!

 

Cella's Pants Fact #20: Keep it clean.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #21: Contains sunshine and bubbles.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #22: If Cella's Pants like you, rubbing them may cause Genies to appear.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #23: THIS ISN'T A CUTSCENE, B-CH! PRESS A! PRESS A! SHOOT EM IN THE HEEAAD!

 

Cella's Pants Fact #24: No Barrier Children are allowed.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #25: Warning: Liquids may be hot.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #26: In case of break-ins use trojans for protection.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #27: In case of break in's use your lucky charms to unlock the rainbow

 

Cella's Pants Fact #28: They're magically delicious!

 

Cella's Pants fact #29: Beware of tasting the rainbow

 

Cella's Pants Fact #30: Colorful lipstick available in side pockets.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #31: This is proof that Cella is not male.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #32: May be too sexy for you.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #33: the pants are too sexy for their shirt.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #34: It's better than drugs.

 

Cella's Pants #35: They'll let you whip them if they misbehave.

 

Cella's Pants #36: Enjoys company.

 

Cella's Pants Fact 37: Goes good with lemon ice.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #38: Enjoy the ride.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #39: You may experience whiplash.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #40: Don't go too fast.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #41: Is ALWAYS on top.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #42: Don't go too slow, either. The pants don't like that.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #43: Get them high and they will return the favor.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #44: Don't write all over them and send them across the world while sharing them with your friends.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #45: Cella's pants, the largest social networking site on the bed!

 

Cella's Pants Fact #46: Manufactured to be sunshine and bubbles.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #47: Congratulations. You've found the true door to light.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #48: The pants are like a stairway to heaven.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #49: Not, in fact, bringing sexy back, sexy never left.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #50: In case of Lord Voldemort , summon the forces of your wand to defeat the darkness.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #51: Chance of speghetti: 90%.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #52: The cake is definitely not a lie when experiencing the capability of the pants.

 

 

Questions? Comments? Concerns?

This is an epic win.

I love you.

The Pants are an epic win.

Brilliant.

:heart:

fact #53: pants may contain large amounts of WIN!!!

Cella's Pants Fact #54 : Kettle Korn gives you a one trip ticket to an all night ride for free.

May I go on this ride?

 

 

I think I'll wear no pants though D;

damn cella ... I frikkin love you!

MSN chats are fun. <3

Cella's Pants Fact #55 - May experience loss of own pants, when jumping into The Pants.

...Wow

The amount of WIN in this thread is blinding! @_@

The Pants are happy for the approval of The People's Champ.

Cella's Pants Fact #56: The Pants love to play with toys.

Cella's Pants Fact #56: The Pants love to play with toys.

 

Hazza someone said it, er, didnt say it!

Kairi.

That was epic.

Epic is what I aim for.

fact #57 cost $1.50 to ride pants no coins plese

Cella's Pants fact #58: If your target fails to realize the capability of the pants, proceed to Plan B - "The Corny Pick-Up Line Counterattack." to reel them in.

Cella's Pants Fact #59: Abusers of the strikeout-thing shall be tortured within the pants.

MSN chats are fun. <3

Cella's Pants Fact #55 - May experience loss of own pants, when jumping into The Pants.

 

I wont be able to talk to you in ages D; I got anime convention this sunday and Im going out on saturday T-T

Cella's Pants Fact #60: If the pants get ripped or torn and it is your fault, you will be throw into the bitch bin, and be tortured for eternity.

lol, I like that rule. <3

Why haven't I commented this yet?!

 

I... like the JMAC one. -shot-

Cella's Pants fact #61 : "Yes, you can touch the Keyblade."

Cella's Pants fact #62 : you break, it you buy it.

Cella's Pants Fact #63 : In case of DumbA's, scare them off with the "Ding Ding Dong" song.