Lets do this!

Oh Eterna, you stud muffin you.

Oh Eterna, you stud muffin you.

 

Hey babe, why don't you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that comes up.

Ohay sweet thaaang, wanna come in my van?

how about you sit in my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?

how about you sit in my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?

 

son ofa

Are you feeling lucky today?

Are you feeling lucky today?

 

Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.

Wanna ride my disco stick?

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

LOL I DIDNT C URS IM SORRY <3

 

if ppl were boogerz ud be the furst id peeck

SO... wanna go all the way?

SO... wanna go all the way?

 

 

It's not flirting if you just come out and say it.

'Scuse me, is there a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

*insert cheesy one-liner here*

Do you have a map? Cuz, honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes. /isitobviousihavenoflirtingexpiriencewhatsoever?

Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see.

 

 

/failsatspellingthatstate.

Umm. Hi /fail

You spelled it right, Teddy Bear owo

 

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Take of you clothes and I'll take you to a wonderful place /shot

Your beauty is making my heart beat very fast. Very -pant- fast. Very very -unconscious-

Do you work at Subway? Cuz you just gave me a foot-long.

 

stoleitfromathreadstfu.

Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here? /cheesinesspwns

Ooo~ B3

 

.......... That's all I got. :'D

-kidnaps-

Do you have a magnet? Cuz I'm attracted to you.

 

/whydoIkeepusingquestionpickuplines???

Do you have a thermometer? Because it's getting hawt in here. B3

 

/ijoinVeninthis:D