I've been thinking. What would happen if there's a fanfic that acts as a parody of the Kingdom Hearts series. The life of a Heartless looking a bit more mundane. About a trio of Heartless, each named Shade, Sam, and Fred. Their main workplace set in a cavern near The Great Maw. This also acts as an idea.
Shade: A Shadow. Self proclaimed leader of the group. A running gag involves him expressing annoyance that Sam and Fred are the ones getting payed, while he isn't.
Sam: A Soldier. The "brains" of the group. Sam tends to worry about the group getting punished by their bosses because of disappointment and/or failure. He also gets mad if Shade or Fred make a promise that they can't keep.
Fred: A Large Body. The meat head of the group. Stupidity on the level of Patrick Star or Boom Knuckles.
Mr. Slash: An Invisible. Shade, Sam, and Fred's manager. He keeps his employees in line in order to please whoever they're serving at the moment.
Doug: An Armored Knight. The annoying co-worker. Not very good at being helpful.
Carla: A Hot Rod. Acts like an aggressive cop. When Shade, Sam, and Fred do something that seems crazy, she tries to get them arrested. Every time they manage to get away from her, she does donuts. "That's it! I'm doing donuts!"