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Turn Flirtations/Pick-up lines into insults


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#1 Shard the Gentleman

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 07:26 AM

Basically yeah, take classic and cliche lines and turn them into insults. I'll start.


God should've spent a little more time on you



#2 Yuya Sakaki

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 07:57 AM

Did it hurt when you fell? Because your face is messed up.



#3 MythrilMagician

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 08:05 AM

8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people and I just had to end up with this despicable bitch

#4 James Lutz

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 08:26 AM

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven...

...just like the fallen angel Lucifer who betrayed God, waged a disastrous war on the heavenly bodies, and brought evil to the world? :)



#5 keyslinger

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 08:44 AM

Im lucky i found you... Compared to you I look like a model.



#6 catmaster0116

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 08:47 AM

If I had a dime for every time someone called you beautiful

I'd be a poor man



#7 Shard the Gentleman

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 08:49 AM

Roses are red

Violets are great

Emoji movie comes out july 28th



#8 DoDo4869

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 09:34 AM

Spoiler

 

Okay okay that wasn't classic^^


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd erase the letters U and I.

(I suck at this... xP)


Edited by DoDo4869, 19 June 2017 - 09:37 AM.


#9 Dustin Lübbers

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 10:22 AM

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven...

...just like the fallen angel Lucifer who betrayed God, waged a disastrous war on the heavenly bodies, and brought evil to the world? :)

oh man beat me to it :P



#10 Elast0

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 06:36 PM

Are you a lightswitch? Because you turn me off.

#11 MythrilMagician

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 06:37 PM

Did you fall from Heaven? Because you should be dead.

#12 Philip Ellwell

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 09:08 PM

If you and I were the last man and woman on Earth, we'd all be screwed. 



#13 The Transcendent Key

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 10:41 PM

Is it getting hot in here or did you just let out gas? xD



#14 Yuya Sakaki

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 11:05 PM

Are your legs from McDonald's? Because they're full of fat.

#15 MythrilMagician

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 11:23 PM

Are your legs from McDonald's? Because they're full of fat.


"Are you from McDonald's? Because I'm not loving it."

#16 Xiro

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Posted 20 June 2017 - 12:20 AM

"Are you from Burger King? Because I'm not loving it."

fixed

how dare u disrespect the might of McDonald's



#17 Philip Ellwell

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Posted 20 June 2017 - 12:34 AM

Are you the Queen of Hearts?

Cause you're kinda scary up close



#18 Sigrun

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 07:59 PM

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#19 Shard the Gentleman

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 09:03 PM

Girl can I get yo digits? Because I think you're a criminal and need to do a finger scan.



#20 Sigrun

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Posted 11 August 2017 - 10:31 PM

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