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Shard the Gentleman

Sonic wiki... Every time I think I'm out... they pull me back in!
Yesterday, 06:35 PM
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Shard the Gentleman

It's time to play: Do I have a cavity, or are my wisdom teeth messing up my mouth? Guess I'll never know because I can't afford Dental! It's great to be alive.
Feb 20 2017 03:36 PM
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Shard the Gentleman

I've been texting a number I thought was my brothers. Turns out it was the wrong number. We're friends now. He works for my internet provider ironically.
Feb 16 2017 05:25 PM
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Shard the Gentleman

I like how the Trademark Symbol can make everything look official. Make Me Some Bacon™
Feb 16 2017 02:48 PM
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Shard the Gentleman

Get Alex Hirsch on the writing team for the Kingdom Hearts animated show, and you've got a killer series.
Feb 16 2017 12:35 PM
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    Joker
    Huh, it would be in testing to see Alex tied to KH
    Feb 16 2017 12:38 PM
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Shard the Gentleman

I make a lot of jokes about drinking away my problems but in reality I can't drink, so instead I just bear my problems for days until after a week I forget what my problem was.
Feb 14 2017 02:00 AM
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    catmaster0116
    I'm sorry but I misread 'Bear' as 'Beer'. I can't drink too xD
    Feb 14 2017 04:53 AM
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Shard the Gentleman

Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off of Santa, that's what Grandpa's gonna do
Feb 13 2017 05:22 PM
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    Philip Ellwell
    Sounds kinky

    That stupid cartoon was my childhood
    Feb 13 2017 06:09 PM
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    HeroTheKeeper
    I used to love that special so much. But, it has not aged well. It, like an open banana, rotted quickly and got all slimy looking.
    Feb 13 2017 08:44 PM
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Shard the Gentleman

Even if I turn on my flashlight, my spoon will still be too big.
Feb 12 2017 07:48 PM
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    catmaster0116
    are you implying the spoon is still large without flashlight shadow magnification?
    Feb 12 2017 08:36 PM
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    Shard the Gentleman
    It not only is still large, but it seems even larger!
    Feb 12 2017 08:38 PM
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    catmaster0116
    lmfao
    Feb 12 2017 08:39 PM
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Shard the Gentleman

Thank you very much, dear somebody
Feb 12 2017 04:09 PM
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Shard the Gentleman

After feeling reaaally down for a few days, I'm feeling okay this morning so far.
Feb 11 2017 08:44 AM
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Shard the Gentleman

Just found out I can live the rest of my life without eating.
Feb 10 2017 10:42 AM
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    MythrilMagician
    Actually
    That's technically correct.
    Feb 10 2017 03:27 PM
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    DaxtotheMax
    It wouldn't be pleasant but yeah I guess technically that's right
    Feb 10 2017 06:36 PM
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    Shard the Gentleman
    It may be unpleasant but at least I'll die skinny and perfect
    Feb 10 2017 06:51 PM
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Shard the Gentleman

BIG Shoutout to my brain for giving me depressing dreams. This one's for you!
Feb 10 2017 07:17 AM
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Shard the Gentleman

Jeez, lots of stuff happening... I won't be on as much as I have been for a few days, sorry!
Feb 09 2017 02:01 PM